The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.11.12

October 11th, 2012 // 580 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m not sure anything is going to beat a severely hung-over and/or sedated Nic Cage flying coach with some overly enthusiastic Season of the Witch fan, but I’ll give it the old college try. That means drunk by noon and paying an Asian kid to do my chem labs, right? Anyway, today we’ve got Salma Hayek touching a penisy object, looks like Liev Schreiber just spotted the Cash Cab, and we’re all going to have to keep an eye on this kid. The Del Toro genes are strong with this one.

Who says heroin doesn’t run in the family?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Estee Lauder Companies Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    would check for lumps.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
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    The hell??
    I think her structural integrity is failing.

  3. Rose McGowan Corset Tights Madonna Concert
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    Or you could just put a bag over your head and give your camel toe a rest.

  4. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    she needs more carrying hors d’oeuvre tray for any kind of party.

  5. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
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    Mr. Cage, I was the star of “Lifeforce.” Would you mind taking a picture with me?

  6. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
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    Sure I cheated on my wife a million times, but at least I still look better than Nicolas Cage…so SUCK it!

  7. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    rican
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    Hey! It’s Gerard Depardieu and Robert Reich!

  8. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
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    Hey! Debbie Rowe found another celebrity to get close to. Good for her.

  9. Larry King
    Baron Wilhelm Otto
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    In my thong big boy!

  10. Justin Bieber
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    Wow…I can’t believe I was lucky enough to get a picture of Justin Bieber grabbing his penis! The tabloids will pay MILLIONS for this!

  11. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    Meg's Attitude
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    Go on – McGiver yourself out of this one…

  12. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    Guy in KASOTC sweatshirt: “Hey! You’re getting sperm all over my neck.”

  13. Salma Hayek Holding Hose FDNY
    YAAR
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    “Look at dis, Salma Hayak’s playing with my hose….HARF HARF HARF”

  14. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    I bet these two kids are fun to chat with.

  15. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    SIN
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    Oh yeah, he is hammered.

  16. Larry King
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    Nicolas Cage shows off how much he tips a valet.

  17. Larry King
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    For some reason, I’m thinking of the show “Walking Dead”. Or maybe just the title. Dunno why.

  18. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    YAAR
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    Which Lord of the Rings character is this?

  19. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    Diablo Dude
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    He won’t be back.

  20. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
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    My penis just inverted.

  21. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
    YAAR
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    Guy behind her:

    “Those are some horribly stained teeth.”

  22. Salma Hayek Holding Hose FDNY
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    Fireman in blue shirt: “You keep her distracted with all the hose jokes, I’ll sneak my iPhone down just a LITTLE bit lower and get some upskirt shots!”

  23. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    YAAR
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    You can smell the bad parenting through the screen.

  24. Justin Bieber
    meeps!
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    There needs to be quotes around “performing” in that caption…

  25. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
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    I can’t believe I outlived Mr. GreenJeans and that stupid moose with all those ping pong balls.

  26. Benjamin Bratt Dunking Jordan Pose Private Practice
    SIN
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    A whole 3 inches off the ground.

  27. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    kimmykimkim
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    I just watched Kick Ass last night and he was actually quite enjoyable. And I wanna be the purple haired girl when I grow up.

  28. Rumer Willis Cleavage
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    The dresses keep getting skimpier in order to distract from the face. But that never quite seems to work, does it?

  29. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
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    Look, I took your three bobby pins, a stick of gum, and an old newspaper and made this iPhone 5!

  30. Annika Marks Cleavage The Sessions Premiere
    YAAR
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    I would leave some marks…

  31. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    That one, officer! The one on the left! He’s definitely the one!

  32. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Estee Lauder Companies Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign
    kimmykimkim
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    Atrocious color but I’ll let it slide ’cause sweet, sweet baby Jesus, she looks damn hot.

  33. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
    SIN
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    Add some more trashy tattoos and it is a white Rhianna.

  34. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
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    And as you can see, it’s ridged. For my pleasure.

  35. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
    YAAR
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    Time to photoshop myself into position…

  36. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    I can’t blame these guys too much. I’d buy a lapdance from her, too.

  37. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
    kimmykimkim
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    That bag (the actual purse, assholes.) Want. Now.

  38. Mollie King Bikini Surfing
    Diablo Dude
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    Obviously not related to Larry.

  39. Justin Bieber
    kimmykimkim
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    Jackin it in…Vancouver.

  40. Larry King
    kimmykimkim
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    Racist.

  41. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
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    Once again, showing off her three hour glass figure.

  42. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Estee Lauder Companies Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Strange but True: Cameron Diaz is seven years younger. YOUNGER. What I’m saying is Elizabeth Hurley made a deal with the devil and that gave us Bedazzled and her unaging body.

    • If she really made a deal with the devil BEFORE Bedazzled, it would have been a better movie. Not that she didn’t make a deal afterwards, but I’m surprised the devil wasn’t pissed at how lame it was compared to the original.

  43. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    meeps!
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    That party must have been a hoot.

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I realize I’ve never heard Arnold speak German

  45. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    She has achieved full flatness. The next goal is to curve inwards.

    • People kept telling her to re watch Blue Crush so she could see what she should ideally look like. This dummy thought they were talking about the surf board.

  46. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    Deacon Jones
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    “Smoke’em if you got ‘em!”

  47. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    Mr. Poop
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    He looks terrific.

  48. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Estee Lauder Companies Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign
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    Clearly what this photo shows us is that Hugh Grant is dumber than any other human being out there.

  49. Jennifer Garner Ambassador Save The Children
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Coke in my nose! Coke in my nose! Coke! Coke! Coke in my nose!

  50. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Screening
    skunk
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    damn bitch you be stupid fly

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      ~ and that concludes another episode of “Great Moments in Black Men Picking Up White Women”

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