The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.10.13

October 10th, 2013 // 476 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day where we posted pics of Lena Dunham milking a cow, so go ahead and adjust those expectations for this gallery to way lower. Now that we’re on the same page, here’s Bruce Jenner‘s face which I swear I didn’t photoshop in any way, Mark Wahlberg taking fashion cues from the Paramount marketing department, and Lacey Wildd holding pumpkins next to her giant fake tits because subtlety.

I am so, so sorry,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
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    Christ on a cracker, that just looks so fucking stupid.

  2. Michael Strahan Kelly Ripa Butt Pad Long Hair Wig Kim And Kanye Parody
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    Strahan forgot the leather jogging pants.

  3. Harrison Ford Eye Roll Enders Game Press Conference Moscow
    joe
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    Had a slight intestinal malfunction . . . but uh . . . everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

  4. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    She’s 17 now. Old enough to get naked in most of the country. And the only attractive one in the family. Get to it, Kendall!

    • Uncle Chester Likes T 'N A

      Actually, she is kind of a but-her-face, but I’m sure Mommy will have her under the surgeons knife no later than her eighteenth birthday.

  5. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
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    What the FUCK????

  6. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
    BP
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    Those 4 big fat Pumpkins look good enough to eat!

  7. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
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    Somewhere, Bret Michaels is walking around looking for his hat.

  8. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
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    That Poor child

  9. Kelly Clarkson Fat Weight Gain GMA
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    Add another to Fish’s Pregnancy Watch List. Or do you only qualify for that if you DON’T eat your emotions? I’ve never been clear on the rules…

  10. Lucy Liu Butt Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
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    I have something: No matter how gorgeous she is, she will never be Watson. That’s all.

  11. Ozzy Osbourne Bathrobe Painted Fingernails Balcony
    Schadenfreude
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    Party on Garth!

    Party on Wayne!

  12. Kathy Griffin Creepy Face Cleavage People Ones To Watch Party
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    I see London, I see France, I see a face that makes me crap my pants!

  13. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
    Ladypants
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    It’s nice they were able to salvage the Indian after that fire at the cigar store.

  14. Kelly Clarkson Fat Weight Gain GMA
    Ladypants
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    The lyric “Because of you/I never stray too far from the sidewalk” must be about her body shape.

  15. Rob Kardashian Fat Face In Backseat
    donkeylicks
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    I’m suddenly wondering just who really is the father of North West.

  16. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    EricLR
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    I wonder if that’s the same bedroom where she’ll film the sex video that will “accidentally” be leaked.

  17. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
    catapostrophe
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    Jag O’ Lanterns.

  18. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    Uncle Chester Likes T 'N A
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    She flips off the paparazzi, but will eagerly post undie pics on instagram. That kid is going to be ALL kinds of fucked up when she gets older.

  19. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
    EricLR
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    I guess if my entire life were just a fame-whore’s giant fucking reality show, I would wear layers of makeup everywhere I went too.

  20. Brahim Zaibat Break Dancing LG G2 Smartphone Presentation
    bagmotherfucker
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    Auditions for the Exorcist remake by Tyler Perry.

  21. Wilmer Valderrama Meeting Young Female Fans Billboard Mexican Music Awards
    donkeylicks
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    “It’s a proven fact that the color most fourteen year old girls respond to is kiwi green, so you like my new phone?”

  22. Lucy Liu Butt Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
    EricLR
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    “Hey baby, I got an ’98 Honda and nothing to do all day, if you’re interested.”

  23. Snoop Lion High Drunk In Backseat
    EricLR
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    On the way out of the club, a homeless guy gave HIM money.

  24. Adrienne Bailon Swimsuit Swim For Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
    EricLR
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    Thanks to this picture, I just got some relief.

  25. Adrienne Bailon Swimsuit Swim For Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
    Kodos
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    Oh what the hell, I’d hit it.

    Twice.

  26. Alanis Morissette Butt Yoga Pants Weight Loss
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    Those pants looked better on Isla.

  27. Ozzy Osbourne Bathrobe Painted Fingernails Balcony
    EricLR
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    Ozzy can make even a bathrobe and slippers metal.

  28. Ozzy Osbourne Bathrobe Painted Fingernails Balcony
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    I just put my penis in the toaster by accident. Scorched like a sonofabitch. Ha!

  29. Joaquin Phoenix Fat Neck Long Hair Topaz Page-Green The Lunchbox Fund Fall Fête at Buddakan
    EricLR
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    Remind me again–you’re not the one who died, right?

  30. Michael Strahan Kelly Ripa Butt Pad Long Hair Wig Kim And Kanye Parody
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    Strahan has stray hands. go for it.

  31. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
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    The Great Pumpkin is sure to come now..and probably again in another 20 minutes.

  32. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
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    too easy. pass.

  33. Kelly Clarkson Fat Weight Gain GMA
    EricLR
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    She has Lena Dunham strapped to her ass.

  34. Snoop Lion High Drunk In Backseat
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    Next stop: Chateau Marmont!

  35. Ozzy Osbourne Bathrobe Painted Fingernails Balcony
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    I had no idea he could be exposed to direct sunlight.

  36. Brahim Zaibat Break Dancing LG G2 Smartphone Presentation
    MeanMrsMustard
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    Definite evidence of demonic possession which is the side effect of hanging out in the ‘Donna’s hooch.

  37. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
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    “You should have stayed off of Instagram, Mr. Bond.”

  38. Joaquin Phoenix Fat Neck Long Hair Topaz Page-Green The Lunchbox Fund Fall Fête at Buddakan
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    The only logical follow-up to this pic is one of them burping into the other’s face.

  39. Lucy Liu Butt Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
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    My Wang just went Schwing.

    What? What’d I say?

  40. Mark Wahlberg Air Jordan Outfit
    EricLR
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    Sensing an impending terrorist attack, the mayor has lit the Marky Mark signal. Meanwhile, in Beverly Hills, charming millionaire Mark Wahlberg is checking his twitter account when he looks up into the sky…

  41. Joaquin Phoenix Fat Neck Long Hair Topaz Page-Green The Lunchbox Fund Fall Fête at Buddakan
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    Joaquin apparently does not put out much effort for tiny titties.

  42. Nikki Reed Swimsuit Swim For Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
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    Hot

  43. Kelly Clarkson Fat Weight Gain GMA
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    Come on now, she just needs some time to get back into shape after having the baby…how many months ago was that? There was a baby, right?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      No, but in your defense, most people don’t walk down the street cradling a glazed ham like she does.

  44. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
    MeanMrsMustard
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    Brett Michaels career has taken a disturbing new turn.

  45. Mark Wahlberg Air Jordan Outfit
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    Short white men can’t jump.

  46. Brahim Zaibat Break Dancing LG G2 Smartphone Presentation
    EricLR
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    She really shouldn’t have let him watch Krush Groove last night.

  47. Kathy Griffin Creepy Face Cleavage People Ones To Watch Party
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    Duck lips aren’t as easy after a few face lifts, are they?

  48. Rob Kardashian Fat Face In Backseat
    EricLR
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    I sense a “Sad limo driver” meme coming on.

  49. Adrienne Bailon Swimsuit Swim For Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I can’t imagine the diseases she’s going to catch from wearing the same swimsuit as Richard Simmons.

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