The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.10.13

October 10th, 2013 // 476 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day where we posted pics of Lena Dunham milking a cow, so go ahead and adjust those expectations for this gallery to way lower. Now that we’re on the same page, here’s Bruce Jenner‘s face which I swear I didn’t photoshop in any way, Mark Wahlberg taking fashion cues from the Paramount marketing department, and Lacey Wildd holding pumpkins next to her giant fake tits because subtlety.

I am so, so sorry,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ozzy Osbourne Bathrobe Painted Fingernails Balcony
    joe
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    Talking to Mr Crowley.

  2. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Instagram
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    This enrages me. Not sure why.

    • I’ll tell you why: Her bedroom is bigger than half my house! Oh, wait…that’s what enrages ME.

    • Could it be that you subconsciously noticed that in the first shot she appears to be watching her own sister’s show? And that you therefore rightly fear that all this whoredom whirling around itself will create a maelstrom that will engulf us all? And that you have realized to your sorrow that the vortex already has us in its icy, soulless grip, since, somehow, against all reason, we actually know who this aspiring vamp is?

  3. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
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    When faced with a threat, the Bulb-nosed Titmonkey blends in to the pumpkin patch, evading detection.

  4. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
    Dox
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    “Say her name again, I dare you.”

  5. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
    BP
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    What a Joke! This guy has more makeup on than Joan Rivers! Freak!

  6. Lucy Liu Butt Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Wow. Looking good.

  7. Kathy Griffin Creepy Face Cleavage People Ones To Watch Party
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    Bruce Jenner finally with some makeup on

  8. Mark Wahlberg Air Jordan Outfit
    joe
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    Hey! You! Need any cockpits stormed?

  9. Snoop Lion High Drunk In Backseat
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    Try prune juice.

  10. Adrienne Bailon Swimsuit Swim For Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
    joe
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    It’ll be a relief when she’s in the water.

  11. Lucy Liu Butt Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
    Dox
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    All I want for Christmas…. is Lucy Liu.

  12. Wilmer Valderrama Meeting Young Female Fans Billboard Mexican Music Awards
    kushiro
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    “Your sister, huh? Pretty hot. And she’s 15, you say? With low self-esteem? Yes, give me her number, please!”

  13. Snoop Lion High Drunk In Backseat
    Dox
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    “I did WHAT with Paris Hilton?”

  14. Adrienne Bailon Swimsuit Swim For Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
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    Meh, I’d throw one into her. I’m feeling charitable.

  15. Joanna Krupa Cleavage See Through Dress Instagram
    BP
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    That’s one hot Polak!

  16. Ozzy Osbourne Bathrobe Painted Fingernails Balcony
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    He has no fucking clue where he is, does he?

  17. Joaquin Phoenix Fat Neck Long Hair Topaz Page-Green The Lunchbox Fund Fall Fête at Buddakan
    BP
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    Beauty and the Beast………

  18. Joaquin Phoenix Fat Neck Long Hair Topaz Page-Green The Lunchbox Fund Fall Fête at Buddakan
    BP
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    Now starring in The Gerard Depardieu Story……

  19. Kelly Clarkson Fat Weight Gain GMA
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    “Good Morning America”? More like “Hello Again, Lunch.”

  20. Brahim Zaibat Break Dancing LG G2 Smartphone Presentation
    Dox
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    “Gimme a sec, I swear I can get it in my mouth.”

  21. Brahim Zaibat Break Dancing LG G2 Smartphone Presentation
    BP
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    Ewww, He’s a Self Sucker!

  22. Rob Kardashian Fat Face In Backseat
    joe
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    I can’t believe I have to drive this shitbag around. At least he’s got nice socks.

  23. Lucy Liu Butt Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Hot

  24. Snoop Lion High Drunk In Backseat
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    To’ up from da flo’ up!

  25. Rob Kardashian Fat Face In Backseat
    Dox
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    “Fuck I hate my life.”

  26. Harrison Ford Eye Roll Enders Game Press Conference Moscow
    BP
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    My friends in Hollywood tell me he’s a huge drunk! Duh!

  27. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
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    He looks like every other father who discovered his teenage daughters Instagram page, and instantly aged 20 years.

  28. Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Dox
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    “These might be too tight, I just lost all feeling in my uterus.”

  29. Natalie Morales Swimsuit Swim For Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
    BP
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    MILF!

  30. Lucy Liu Butt Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
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    I’m not going to say she looks amazing for a woman her age, because she just looks fucking amazing.

    • I hope she’s nice. You know how some chicks look fantastic, then you realize their a total bitch and now you don’t think they’re very attractive any more? I really hope Lucy Liu is a really nice chick and everyone likes her…it would just really disappoint me otherwise.

      anyone ever heard if she’s nice? I hope she’s nice.

  31. Robin Quivers Book Signing Barnes & Noble
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    LOL…how did it save her life, could she BE any fatter?

  32. Ralph Fiennes Joanna Scanlon Gala Tribute To Ralph Fiennes 51st New York Film Festival
    Tom
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    “… fava beans and a nice Chianti would go nicely with this.”

  33. Adrienne Bailon Swimsuit Swim For Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
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    Weird. My brain says she’s ok, but my penis said to drink 6 beers and ask again later.

  34. Natalie Morales Swimsuit Swim For Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
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    You know how I know I’m getting old? I see a woman like this and I think to myself, “You know, that’s just an attractive woman”. I completely look past the MILF swimsuit, the tiny little belly, the extra wrinkles, etc. I just see an attractive woman that takes care of herself and I think, “Yes, definitely would”.

    *sigh* Who knew getting old meant you would actually mature. Life sucks.

    • We’re more cerebral. Now what makes a woman hot is thinking: “Wow, I’ll bet I can talk to her for ten minutes without wanting to kill myself!”

    • What Fatty said. My own hyper-optimistic version is that women in general just keep getting hotter around me as my age increases and my bar inches lower. It’s pretty fucking awesome, actually.

  35. Wilmer Valderrama Meeting Young Female Fans Billboard Mexican Music Awards
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    “I’ll just save my number under Fez so you know who it is”
    “Who’s Fez”
    “From that 70′s show?”
    “I’m too young for that show.”
    “Perfect!”

  36. Robin Quivers Book Signing Barnes & Noble
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    Unless she lives forever, real foods didn’t save fuck-all – they just delayed the inevitable.

  37. Brahim Zaibat Break Dancing LG G2 Smartphone Presentation
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    His name sounds an awful lot like “Noob Saibot”.

  38. Harrison Ford Eye Roll Enders Game Press Conference Moscow
    Dox
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    “Mmmm…. tapioca.”

  39. Anna Faris Heavy Eye Makeup People Ones To Watch Party
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    “One’s to watch”?! One’s to watch what? A murder? YEEEEESHH!

  40. Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Heroin feels good
    Cocaine feels good
    I’m sure torching the Westboro Baptist church would feel good, but really, I think we can all agree these are wrong

  41. Anna Faris Heavy Eye Makeup People Ones To Watch Party
    Dox
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    That’s the look you usually see right before someone tries to swallow your soul.

  42. Ozzy Osbourne Bathrobe Painted Fingernails Balcony
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    Metal as fuck.

  43. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
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    Dear Lord… I truly feel sorry for this guy. He was just your average world class athlete/American hero who wanted to settle down with an old fashioned gold-digging whore who would let him indulge in his cross dressing fetish. And somehow, it all fell apart… like his face. I am so sorry! We were all thinking it!

  44. Rob Kardashian Fat Face In Backseat
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    So let me get this straight… Rob Kardashian has a driver, but Lindsay “The Carriage Crusher” Lohan drives herself?

  45. Rob Kardashian Fat Face In Backseat
    Bob Bubbles
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    Why is Rob Kardashian driving some douchy kid around?

  46. Brahim Zaibat Break Dancing LG G2 Smartphone Presentation
    Cock Dr
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    She has a definite type she goes for…young and limber and lightly brown.
    I hope he enjoys the ride. It won’t last.

  47. Lucy Liu Butt Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
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    This woman is simply flawless and absolutely beautiful. So of course, I got nuthin’…

  48. Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    So, what about serial killers and rapists? I don’t think this shirt-based philosophy would hold up in court.

  49. Snoop Lion High Drunk In Backseat
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    “Nana! Nana, we’re here!! Time to get out and go to church, Nana!!”
    “Meh… I’m cold!”

  50. Kathy Griffin Creepy Face Cleavage People Ones To Watch Party
    Dox
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    Finally. Undeniable photographic evidence that alien life does exist.

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