The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.10.13

October 10th, 2013 // 476 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day where we posted pics of Lena Dunham milking a cow, so go ahead and adjust those expectations for this gallery to way lower. Now that we’re on the same page, here’s Bruce Jenner‘s face which I swear I didn’t photoshop in any way, Mark Wahlberg taking fashion cues from the Paramount marketing department, and Lacey Wildd holding pumpkins next to her giant fake tits because subtlety.

I am so, so sorry,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
    renotastic
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    Ho Lee Fuk!

  2. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Oh my gawd! Don’t take my picture then post it to Instagram! I’m ugly right now! Seriously, don’t!” *makes duck face*

  3. Kelly Clarkson Fat Weight Gain GMA
    Deacon Jones
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    What did they use to make the bottoms of those high heels? Hitler’s soul?

  4. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
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    oooohhh….i like her.

  5. Mark Wahlberg Air Jordan Outfit
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    Poor little guy can even reach his shoelaces. Life is hard for a T-Rex.

  6. Snoop Lion High Drunk In Backseat
    Odbarc
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    Some crack-head is sleeping in the limo!

  7. Adrienne Bailon Swimsuit Swim For Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
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    so much crotch

  8. Robin Quivers Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    Deacon Jones
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    The girl on the right is a perfect example of a vegan; pale and overweight. But they’re “healthy”

  9. Mark Wahlberg Air Jordan Outfit
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    there are two bags of shit in this picture

  10. Kathy Griffin Creepy Face Cleavage People Ones To Watch Party
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    Jesus! How about some fucking warning Photo Boy?

  11. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
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    I think his face was done by whoever did Arnold’s makeup in Terminator 1.

  12. Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Odbarc
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    Don’t listen to shirt, pants.

  13. Rob Kardashian Fat Face In Backseat
    Deacon Jones
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    “Excuse me, sir. I’m afraid I have to ask you to exit the car until I pull out of this driveway. The back fender has bottomed out and I cannot move any further.”

  14. Snoop Lion High Drunk In Backseat
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Uh, I hate to embarrass you, but I’m a rather brilliant surgeon. I can don something about that hump.”
    “What hump, dawg?”

  15. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    Josephus
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    “Titties!!”

    ::reads caption::

    “Handcuffs.”

  16. Kathy Griffin Creepy Face Cleavage People Ones To Watch Party
    Odbarc
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    Peggy Bundy?

  17. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
    Odbarc
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    FIVE PUMPKINS!
    Six if that’s the girls nickname.

  18. Lucy Liu Butt Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
    Jon Pork
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    Hubba hubba hubba

  19. Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Josephus
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    Oh, she wears that shirt and it’s fine, but if I follow a woman into the bathroom and say it…

  20. Luisa Zissman Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Bad Grandpa Special Screening
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, there are some *very* interesting pictures of this girl online..

  21. Lucy Liu Butt Tight Dress The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Union guy is like, “I could use some more rice in my diet.”

  22. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Instagram
    cc
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    May well get in the groove…that’s what she’ll be doing for the next decade or so.

    I really wish this family would invest all their money with some Madoff-like character who leaves them impoverished.

  23. Ozzy Osbourne Bathrobe Painted Fingernails Balcony
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    Just pushed Sharon off the balcony.

  24. Kathy Griffin Creepy Face Cleavage People Ones To Watch Party
    Deacon Jones
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    If I looked like her, I would dip my head in a bathtub full of hydrochloric acid. Then drop a hair dryer into it for good measure.

  25. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
    Jenna
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    Kanye better pay attention. This is the effect of long-term Kardashian exposure. There’s no known cure. Even if you escape later the damage is irreversible.

  26. Joanna Krupa Cleavage See Through Dress Instagram
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    Like a whipped cream bottle exploded.

  27. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
    Jon Pork
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    “So how much silicone are we putting in these ones mommy?”

  28. Michael Strahan Kelly Ripa Butt Pad Long Hair Wig Kim And Kanye Parody
    ThisWillHurt
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    Great! Now making fun of Kim and Kanye won’t be funny anymore! Is nothing sacred to these two?

  29. Joaquin Phoenix Fat Neck Long Hair Topaz Page-Green The Lunchbox Fund Fall Fête at Buddakan
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    Sucks to stand next to a serial killer when you’re hot.

  30. Mark Wahlberg Air Jordan Outfit
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    “Say hi to ya Corgi for me.”

  31. Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    A shirt story about her vagina.

  32. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
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    Somebody better tell Madame Tussaud the thermostat’s on the blink again.

  33. Brahim Zaibat Break Dancing LG G2 Smartphone Presentation
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    Holy shit! Barack be breakin’!!

  34. Lacey Wildd Huge Fake Cleavage Holding Pumpkins
    ThisWillHurt
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    At the plastic surgeon’s office:
    “I want my fun bags to be so big they have their own gravitational pull.”
    “Of course. And what about your face?”
    “What about it?”

  35. Rob Kardashian Fat Face In Backseat
    Eric
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    During the day he is a mild-mannered chauffeur, but at night he becomes ZimmerMan, the Punisher of Punks and Reprobates!

  36. Wilmer Valderrama Meeting Young Female Fans Billboard Mexican Music Awards
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    “Here, take this GHB, er, Tylenol tablet at 7:45 and I’ll be there at 8:00″

  37. Rob Kardashian Fat Face In Backseat
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    And just like that, the driver saw himself in the rear view mirror. A testament to how things for him could have been different if but for only the simple luck of birth.

  38. Harrison Ford Eye Roll Enders Game Press Conference Moscow
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    He shat first.

  39. Snoop Lion High Drunk In Backseat
    joe
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    Who’s got a Hot Pocket for the main guy on #team baked?

  40. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
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    His face has more bondo than Eric Brandstad’s Volvo.

  41. Brahim Zaibat Break Dancing LG G2 Smartphone Presentation
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    Finally! he listened to the Internet and decided to just go ahead and fuck himself.

  42. Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Is the shirt talking about that penis in her pants she’s showing off?

  43. Kathy Griffin Creepy Face Cleavage People Ones To Watch Party
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    Typo, PB—you left out the “Out For.”

  44. Ozzy Osbourne Bathrobe Painted Fingernails Balcony
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    I know, Bruce. I’d feel the same way after freeing your balls from Kris’s grasp.

  45. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
    cc
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    Dude, too many carrots.

  46. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
    ThisWillHurt
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    Hypno-Toad has not aged well.

  47. Brahim Zaibat Break Dancing LG G2 Smartphone Presentation
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    Dude, Weston Cage was so two years ago.

  48. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
    andy
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    Is that Marv from Sin City 2?

  49. Wilmer Valderrama Meeting Young Female Fans Billboard Mexican Music Awards
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    “Please, PLEASE give that back! My mom will kill me if she finds out I let you put your number in there!”
    “It’s cool, she doesn’t have to know, baby”
    “OK… but can I tell my friends?!”
    “Sure”
    “Ohmygawd!! Wait ’till they find out I got Drake’s number!!”

  50. Harrison Ford Eye Roll Enders Game Press Conference Moscow
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    Dick nose.

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