The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.9.14

January 9th, 2014 // 334 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has even more coverage of The People’s Choice Awards, except it’s really just Jennifer Hudson and Kaley Cuoco who each looked like they were fellating their dick-shaped awards. Journalism™ – That’s some kind of college class, right? We’ve also got John Travolta caught red-handed and by red I mean unbuttoning a young boy’s blazer, Jeremy Renner, stealth upskirt master, and Noah Cyrus looking like she didn’t fall too far from the vagina tree.

I’m aware that metaphor refers to parents, so you must have missed the part where I think vaginas are plants. I’m not bright, is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nolan Gould John Travolta Eric Stonestreet Ariel Winter Qantas Spirit Of Australia Party
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    “Hello Earthlings! We come in peace. Gak Gak!”

  2. Alicia Silverstone Butt Yoga Pants
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    Lululemon is wincing

  3. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
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    Courtney would love to know where the fuck her shoes went

  4. Jeremy Renner Taking Upskirt Pic Diesel Black Gold Runway Show Front Row
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    Technically you can’t take upskirts when the male models are on stage :-/

  5. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
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    MILF.

  6. Dianna Agron Side Boob Dior Party
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    Oh Diana, you had me at “Tee hee hee, has anyone seen my bra?”

  7. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
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    Good lord. What the fuck is up with those shoes? There’s a lot wrong in this photo, but I’ll focus on the shoes.

  8. Dianna Agron Side Boob Dior Party
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    Wait, I got a better one (ignore above)

    “Oh, Diana, you had me at “Helloooooooo tittaaaaaays!!!!!”

  9. Kevin Hart Holding Tiny Dog Ice Cube Univisions Despierta America
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    Love me some Kevin Hart.

  10. Henry Winkler Touching Models Face Happy Days A New Musical Photocall
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    “Now you see, sweetheart, donkey punching is an art. You have to hold your head juuuuust so…”

  11. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes Sweaty Face Peoples Choice Awards
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    “Let me show you how I used to suck my husband’s dick before we got married.”

  12. Natasha Bedingfield Cleavage Dior Party
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    She’s hot.

  13. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
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    If you put Venus’ hair on Serena you could have RG3.

  14. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Eating Giant Sub Ronnie Ortiz Magro Pauly D Instagram
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    Just outside and to the left of the picture is Pauly’s generously endowed brother, Nick.

  15. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
    MoreMoneyThanICanAfford
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    Must be nice, that’s a $3,000+ vintage guitar she’s
    staggering around with. She’ll probably throw it at
    something, drop it, or trade it for another pipe full.
    Only at the Chateau Marmont…

  16. John Mayer Sadface LAX
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    Grade school nerds have a hard enough time without a douche imitating them.

  17. Jennifer Hudson Kissing Peoples Choice Award
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    Okay, so far so good, she’s cupping the balls, a firm grip on the shaft and has kissed the tip…now its time to bring daddy home!

  18. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes Sweaty Face Peoples Choice Awards
    Size Matters
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    Why is her award so much thicker than Jennifers?

  19. Dianna Agron Side Boob Dior Party
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    The bitchy, yet popular, cheerleader who was mean to Claire Bennet on Heroes, is looking pretty good these days.

  20. Jeremy Renner Taking Upskirt Pic Diesel Black Gold Runway Show Front Row
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    “Oh hi there sir, I don’t know how my head accidentally ended up in your lap”

  21. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
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    Jessica Parker Kennedy looks like the kind of chick that will wash your Ferrari real good.

  22. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
    Oprah Sucks
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    She looks like the youngest kid from “The Middle” dressed in drag.

  23. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Lingerie Single Album Cover Instagram
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    A threesome with these two would be ultimate.

  24. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
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    kinda messed up that a 14 year old is the one thats made to cart miley’s tongue around everywhere.

  25. Henry Winkler Touching Models Face Happy Days A New Musical Photocall
    White
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    Is that Taylor Swift whose chin he is tickling?

  26. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
    tlmck
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    Damn, I coulda had a free guitar yesterday.

  27. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
    Johnny Barbells
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    …do you smell that?

  28. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Lingerie Single Album Cover Instagram
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    C’mon, reach down and honk that boob. You know you wanna!

  29. Kevin Hart Holding Tiny Dog Ice Cube Univisions Despierta America
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    Stage left: “Tinkerbell! Come back to Mommy Paris, honey! C’mon, he’s gross.”

  30. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Kick Attacking Photographer
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    Jeebus! I thought that was Beiber.

  31. John Mayer Sadface LAX
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    Your move, Jonah Hill.

  32. Natasha Bedingfield Cleavage Dior Party
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    If you liked Ben Stiller in Simple Jack

    …you’ll LOVE Patricia Arquette in Simple Jill.

  33. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Kick Attacking Photographer
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    Flew cross country and is still wearing the same shirt. Pretty much says it all.

  34. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
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    Holding one’s stash in one’s right hand is not the best idea.

  35. Henry Winkler Touching Models Face Happy Days A New Musical Photocall
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    I’m not sure, but I think that’s Tusca Pinkadero.

  36. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
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    She’s the popular one. It’s written on her pants.

  37. Mark Boone Junior Crazy Clothes
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    You know the economy is in trouble when you see Dunbledore scalping tickets to quidditch matches.

  38. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes Sweaty Face Peoples Choice Awards
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    “Excuse me…Where do the batteries go in this thing?”

  39. Alicia Silverstone Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Excuse me Ms. Silverstone. Did going vegan make your ass look that way or is it because you won’t get off your high horse?”

  40. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
    flaT
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    Nice shoes bitch.

  41. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
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    I can’t find a matching Noxeema Jackson quote, so I’m just going to say “Noxeema Jackson”.

  42. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
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    “Okay girls … that car isn’t going to wash itself”

  43. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Somewhere in L.A., Nick Nolte is stumbling around naked except for his hat and shoes.

  44. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes Sweaty Face Peoples Choice Awards
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    “I see eight more husbands in my future”

  45. Bethenny Frankel Daughter Bryn Flash In Eyes
    dick thunder: brain doctor
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    is it just me or does this child have a 9 year olds face and hands and apparently the torso and legs of an infant?

  46. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Eating Giant Sub Ronnie Ortiz Magro Pauly D Instagram
    keijo
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    Just add “Brazzers” -logo and you’re done

  47. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
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    She must be, “New” if she thinks Michael Bay is going to share his coke with her. THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!!

  48. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Lingerie Single Album Cover Instagram
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    “Call… hot girls in your area want you to call them right now”.

  49. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
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    “Excuse me, Courtney… do your feet smell? No? Then, it must be your c***!” THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!!

  50. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Kick Attacking Photographer
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    “Latina Hulk, smash!!”

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