The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.9.14

January 9th, 2014 // 334 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has even more coverage of The People’s Choice Awards, except it’s really just Jennifer Hudson and Kaley Cuoco who each looked like they were fellating their dick-shaped awards. Journalism™ – That’s some kind of college class, right? We’ve also got John Travolta caught red-handed and by red I mean unbuttoning a young boy’s blazer, Jeremy Renner, stealth upskirt master, and Noah Cyrus looking like she didn’t fall too far from the vagina tree.

I’m aware that metaphor refers to parents, so you must have missed the part where I think vaginas are plants. I’m not bright, is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Natasha Bedingfield Cleavage Dior Party
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve got a pocketful of somethng for her….

    (I know–too easy. But hey, nobody else bothered to post anything here.)

  2. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes Sweaty Face Peoples Choice Awards
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    “Finally! The crystal that will gain me reentry into the Fortress of Solitude!”

  3. Ian Somerhalder Fedora With Feather Long Scarf Sunglasses
    JimBB
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    Oh my god, I can’t believe I actually TOUCHED Ricky Martin!!

  4. Chris Brown Leaving Court Rejected Simple Assault Plea Deal
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    somebody has to compete with R Kelly

  5. Natasha Bedingfield Cleavage Dior Party
    JimBB
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    Waist up: Nice
    Waist down: WTF??

  6. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Uh, yeah, well, I was going to go with one hooker, but . . . Um . . . I’m sorry.”
    *walks away*

  7. Jeremy Renner Taking Upskirt Pic Diesel Black Gold Runway Show Front Row
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Is this one of those vaginas I keep hearing about? I’d better document this for further study.”

  8. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
    Hugh G. Rection
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    If those two were operating the teleprompter, he wouldn’t have bailed out on his speech.

  9. Henry Winkler Touching Models Face Happy Days A New Musical Photocall
    ThisWillHurt
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    Is this new musical sponsored by the new and improved Joker Products?

  10. Nolan Gould John Travolta Eric Stonestreet Ariel Winter Qantas Spirit Of Australia Party
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    So the guy that plays the gay guy looks like he is about to take home the underage girl and the guy that plays the straight guy in real life looks like he is about to take home the underage boy. Bizarro world.

  11. Dianna Agron Side Boob Dior Party
    Hugh G. Rection
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    No idea who Diana Agron is, but I always appreciate side boobs.

  12. Henry Winkler Touching Models Face Happy Days A New Musical Photocall
    Hugh G. Rection
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    The Fonz as an old man in a purple sweater completely ruins my childhood memories.

  13. Kevin Hart Holding Tiny Dog Ice Cube Univisions Despierta America
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You’ve got Beggin’ Strips on you! I can smell ‘em! Don’t give me any shit like ‘That’s just how I smell,’ or ‘I ate them all.’ Give’em up!”

  14. Bethenny Frankel Daughter Bryn Flash In Eyes
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    Yeah, I would not want to look at her mom’s face either, might turn to stone.

  15. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Eating Giant Sub Ronnie Ortiz Magro Pauly D Instagram
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    The moment you know your career is over, when you do photoshoots with these clowns.

  16. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Eating Giant Sub Ronnie Ortiz Magro Pauly D Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I’m not sure whether to go with a snarky comment about the sandwich being more than she’s eaten in the last five years or the phallic nature of the picture or the ambiguous sexuality of the male models. Oh decisions, decisions.

  17. Chris Brown Leaving Court Rejected Simple Assault Plea Deal
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    Not a matter of if this piece of shit will end up in prison, but when. Eventually he will face a judge that can’t be bought off and it is over. In the meantime, nice to know he is going broke paying Geragos and other people off to stay out of jail.

  18. Chris Brown Leaving Court Rejected Simple Assault Plea Deal
    George Zimmerman
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    Sentence him to house arrest in my neighborhood.

  19. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
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    Extremely talented, but just not attractive in any way.

  20. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Lingerie Single Album Cover Instagram
    Bonky
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    Damn, I would love to watch those two go crazy on each other. That’s some
    top grade porn right there.

  21. John Mayer Sadface LAX
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    The look when you know that you are a douche and that everyone hates you.

  22. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    Hugh G. Rection
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    God bless yoga pants

  23. Jennifer Hudson Kissing Peoples Choice Award
    ThisWillHurt
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    Congratulations, Jennifer Hudson! Have a giant, glass dog penis!

  24. Ian Somerhalder Fedora With Feather Long Scarf Sunglasses
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    “Ha ha ha, he told me he is straight and like girls. This dude is a riot.”

  25. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
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    Wow, that is one interesting looking chick.

  26. Ian Somerhalder Fedora With Feather Long Scarf Sunglasses
    ThisWillHurt
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    Discount Johnny Depp is discount.

  27. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
    catapostrophe
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    I wonder whether Serena gets pissed that Venus chooses not to do a ton of steroids, a decision that would seem to suggest that she considers herself to be morally above that sort of thing.

  28. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes Sweaty Face Peoples Choice Awards
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    “And this is how I got all my jobs in Hollywood”

  29. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
    ThisWillHurt
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    So Miley is the stable one? Did not see that coming.

  30. John Mayer Sadface LAX
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    Sad John is sad.

  31. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes Sweaty Face Peoples Choice Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I love this award so much! We’re getting married in five seconds!”

  32. Jennifer Hudson Kissing Peoples Choice Award
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    Showing the entertainment industry that she’s ready to take her career to the next level.

  33. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
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    There are alot of banjos playing in that family.

  34. Henry Winkler Touching Models Face Happy Days A New Musical Photocall
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    How’d you like to come back to my hotel room and play ‘Hump the Shark’? Aaaay!!

  35. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
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    She is 14 years old. Not going to say anything mean.

    • coljack

      Same here. She has the great misfortune of being born a sibling to Miley. She doesn’t deserve to be photographed and ridiculed.

      Her sister on the other hand…

    • 14 is old enough to know not to go out in public dressed like that, especially when you know your family is famous.

      • That’s not the point. The point is – she’s still a minor, and she’s not a public figure. It shouldn’t matter what she dresses like – no one should be photographing her every move. We all wore stupid stuff in our teens – we didn’t have millions of people mocking us for it. She deserves the chance to finish growing up without that kind of scrutiny.

      • I’m not saying she doesn’t deserve it, I’m saying that people suck, and she’s not going to get it. The reality is that her father is famous and her sister is hyper-famous, so she is *going* to get photographed whether you or I think it’s right or not. She needs to acknowledge that and act/dress in accordance if she wants to be spared ridicule. It’s not fair and it’s not right, but them’s the breaks.

  36. Jessica Alba Bra See Through Shirt
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    Apparently sucking on lemons is the best way to stay thin.

  37. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
    yourmom
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    He’s like the Fonz. If The Fonz had downs syndrome.

  38. Chris Brown Leaving Court Rejected Simple Assault Plea Deal
    Who's he
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    needs botox on that forehead

  39. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Kick Attacking Photographer
    yourmom
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    Putting the FREAK in frequently drunk & belligerent

  40. Dianna Agron Side Boob Dior Party
    Bonky
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    Gee, a pretty blonde girl with b-cup, that’s so hard to find in Hollywood…

  41. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
    ewwww
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    they are the most manly looking women. They could be dudes. No even cute or feminine. UGLY

  42. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
    Kassia F
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    she looks “special”, ie. genetic abnormality

  43. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
    Bonky
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    Putting aside their sports skills, in what fucked up world are these two considered hot ?

  44. Mark Boone Junior Crazy Clothes
    yourmom
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    Restaurant dress code?

  45. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Eating Giant Sub Ronnie Ortiz Magro Pauly D Instagram
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    hardly the first time she pulled this fakery on sandwiches & dicks.

  46. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
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    Serena – Yes, please!!
    Venus – Get lost.

  47. Nolan Gould John Travolta Eric Stonestreet Ariel Winter Qantas Spirit Of Australia Party
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    Guess which Scientologist has finally found love!

  48. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
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    Hey lady! You working tonight? How much?

  49. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
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    These are girl models with looking good breasts. They girls beautiful me. They….ummm…I…..ummmmm….I’m sorry, I can’t do this.

  50. Dianna Agron Side Boob Dior Party
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    I just watched The Family the other day, great flick. Prior to that I was unaware of Dianna, now I cant get enough. MOAR

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