Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has even more coverage of The People’s Choice Awards, except it’s really just Jennifer Hudson and Kaley Cuoco who each looked like they were fellating their dick-shaped awards. Journalism™ – That’s some kind of college class, right? We’ve also got John Travolta caught red-handed and by red I mean unbuttoning a young boy’s blazer, Jeremy Renner, stealth upskirt master, and Noah Cyrus looking like she didn’t fall too far from the vagina tree.
I’m aware that metaphor refers to parents, so you must have missed the part where I think vaginas are plants. I’m not bright, is what I’m getting at,
- Photo Boy