The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.9.14

January 9th, 2014 // 334 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has even more coverage of The People’s Choice Awards, except it’s really just Jennifer Hudson and Kaley Cuoco who each looked like they were fellating their dick-shaped awards. Journalism™ – That’s some kind of college class, right? We’ve also got John Travolta caught red-handed and by red I mean unbuttoning a young boy’s blazer, Jeremy Renner, stealth upskirt master, and Noah Cyrus looking like she didn’t fall too far from the vagina tree.

I’m aware that metaphor refers to parents, so you must have missed the part where I think vaginas are plants. I’m not bright, is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
    George P. Burdell
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    Working at the car wash, yeah

  2. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
    CT
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    That dude needs a haircut.

  3. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
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    That’s where they went wrong with his CES speech. He doesn’t need a teleprompter. He needs hot nubile ass.

  4. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Lingerie Single Album Cover Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    Ebony And Ivory Live Together In Perfect Harmony
    Side By Side On My Piano Keyboard, Oh Lord Why Don’t We?

  5. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Lingerie Single Album Cover Instagram
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    I’ll take the one without STDs and a penchant for abusive boyfriends.

  6. Nolan Gould John Travolta Eric Stonestreet Ariel Winter Qantas Spirit Of Australia Party
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    He’s almost got the Catholic priest getup down pat… I think he’s almost ready

  7. Jeremy Renner Taking Upskirt Pic Diesel Black Gold Runway Show Front Row
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    I guess we can now cross off the “What would an Italian Will Ferrel look like?” question of our list.

  8. Nolan Gould John Travolta Eric Stonestreet Ariel Winter Qantas Spirit Of Australia Party
    George P. Burdell
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    Watch that left hand, John. He is 15, not a masseuse, and you are in public.

  9. Chris Brown Leaving Court Rejected Simple Assault Plea Deal
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    “Commence operation Human Shield!!
    I will not take any responsibility here!”

  10. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Kick Attacking Photographer
    George P Burdell
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    The phone rings in the middle of the night…

  11. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
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    I see Shaquile O’neil in drag and one of the Wayans sisters. Anyone else?

  12. John Mayer Sadface LAX
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    Oh cheer the fuck up. You’re going home to large breasts and a mansion…

  13. Henry Winkler Touching Models Face Happy Days A New Musical Photocall
    George P Burdell
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    A younger Fonzie’s hand would be three feet lower.

  14. Jonah Hill Drunk Hoodie
    alex
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    And the, “Hey you guys, I’m a serious actor” bashing starts in 3…2….1.

    But seriously, this guys IS a fucking great serious actor. Did you see wolf of wallstreet? This guy fucking rules. And in case you were wondering, Leo is his bitch.

  15. Henry Winkler Touching Models Face Happy Days A New Musical Photocall
    Deacon Jones
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    Jesus, that girl looks like Shredder’s girlfriend

  16. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
    diego
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    This is the face of inbreeding

  17. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
    Jack's Bauer
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    Ironically, two seconds after this picture the girls walked off stage confused and embarrassed wondering what they were doing there in the first place.

  18. Nolan Gould John Travolta Eric Stonestreet Ariel Winter Qantas Spirit Of Australia Party
    john ravota's thought bubble
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    (uh yeah see guys?? both hands visible – not like I’m givin’ the kid the magic thumb or somethin’…yet)

  19. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
    Deacon Jones
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    Sammy Sousa is taking this way too far…the skin bleaching was just the beginning

  20. Jonah Hill Drunk Hoodie
    Deacon Jones
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    he just ate Kelly Brook.

  21. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Lingerie Single Album Cover Instagram
    Mohawk Disco
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    Make out! Right now!

  22. Chris Brown Leaving Court Rejected Simple Assault Plea Deal
    George P Burdell
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    Does he understand that he is not in California? They sent their Mayor to jail.

    But……….butt sex in jail isn’t gay, it is necessary. Maybe he does understand.

  23. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
    reporter's question
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    Right, Courtney…what’s it like to shop thrift stores as a multi-millionaire and possible accomplice to…uh, nevermind…umm, no pun intended!

  24. Jonah Hill Drunk Hoodie
    George P Burdell
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    In London…not receiving a People’s Choice Award (nomination) for his serious acting work.

  25. Henry Winkler Touching Models Face Happy Days A New Musical Photocall
    bored shitless
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    Now she knows what it’s like to be touched by an aging lot lizard

  26. Alicia Silverstone Butt Yoga Pants
    George P Burdell
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    Buying a hot dog to pre-masticate.

  27. Jeremy Renner Taking Upskirt Pic Diesel Black Gold Runway Show Front Row
    anonymous
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    Jeremy Renner is working hard to get a crotch shot. But from who? The girl or the dude?

  28. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
    ben dover
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    Did not recognize her without her 10th birthday stripper pole.
    Run Noah Run get away from that family before you turn into your sister

  29. Nolan Gould John Travolta Eric Stonestreet Ariel Winter Qantas Spirit Of Australia Party
    Mohawk Disco
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    Honestly, Eric Stonestreet gives me the creeps. He reminds me of a narcissistic passive aggressive psychopath who could stab you just because you took the last ice cream.

  30. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Eating Giant Sub Ronnie Ortiz Magro Pauly D Instagram
    both dudes
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    “Eyyy ain’t that cute…too bad a woman shoving something in her mout don’t appeal to us at all, yo”

  31. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
    Mohawk Disco
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    Are you sure it’s not Madonna?

  32. Chris Brown Leaving Court Rejected Simple Assault Plea Deal
    bored shitless
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    Mr. Bates bodyguards for the difficult brown??

  33. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
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    Utilizing CGI technology, Bay created video of the girls exploding…which he will reuse in his next three movies.

  34. Mark Boone Junior Crazy Clothes
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    Hagrid!

  35. John Mayer Sadface LAX
    tootencummin
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    “iit ain’t eeeasy beeing whiiite…”

  36. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes Sweaty Face Peoples Choice Awards
    martian leader
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    quick!! to the photoshop mobile!!!

  37. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
    Cletus
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    Shouldn’t there be biplanes swarming around, firing at them?

  38. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Eating Giant Sub Ronnie Ortiz Magro Pauly D Instagram
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    C’mere, Bar. The Situation is busy, can you take his place?

  39. Dianna Agron Side Boob Dior Party
    Mohawk Disco
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    Just eye-fucked the hell out of her (and my monitor is looking at me judgingly again). Give us more of this Photo Boy. Not Selena 2.0

  40. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
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    That’s a fucked up family.

  41. Jonah Hill Drunk Hoodie
    tootencummin
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    The satisified face of someone who just finished pissing hisself

  42. Dianna Agron Side Boob Dior Party
    Cock Dr
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    You put ‘em out like that we’re gonna look….and look, and look.

  43. Nolan Gould John Travolta Eric Stonestreet Ariel Winter Qantas Spirit Of Australia Party
    coljack
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    Pop quiz: which of the two adult actors in this picture once said, “Everything I hold dear – my friendships, my livelihood, my family – is entirely dependent on pretending my sexual orientation is the opposite of what it really is.”

  44. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
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    “Here you go girl…who wants a crack pipe? who’s a good girl? come get your crack pipe!”

  45. Jeremy Renner Taking Upskirt Pic Diesel Black Gold Runway Show Front Row
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    Ah…the rarest of rare “Selfie with Upskirt”. Truly he is a worthy successor to the Bourne legacy.

  46. Dianna Agron Side Boob Dior Party
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    every comment I can come up with sounds way to rapey to click “submit” on. So just imagine I said one of them, and it was really funny.

  47. Jennifer Hudson Kissing Peoples Choice Award
    coljack
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    “I am honored to win this award – this great great award that I will keep in a very special place.”

  48. Bethenny Frankel Daughter Bryn Flash In Eyes
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    Is the kid squinting at the camera flashes, or the hideous donkey beast face looming over her?

  49. Chris Brown Leaving Court Rejected Simple Assault Plea Deal
    Mohawk Disco
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    Of course he rejected the plea deal. Chris Brown has an image to protect. He can’t accept anything less than Assault and Battery with a supplementary rape charge. And his lawyers should have known that.

  50. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
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    One of her X chromosomes is broken.

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