The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.7.16

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that starts with Candice Swanepoel’s ass that I would bodyslam a toddler just to look at in real life through a hole in a shoebox, but also features Joe Jonas sporting this mustache. Now, anyone who regularly reads TCWM knows that I’m in a real predicament here. Which one of these do I slather with overwhelming joy? As a generally salty prick by nature I can only do one or I’ll die. Damnit, this is hard! The Mother Teresa of butts or a Jonas brother in Freddie Mercury cosplay? *looks over at Dream Board for help* Nope, that’s still just a single hand drawing of Prince Charles buttfucking Richard Grieco.

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