The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.6.14

February 6th, 2014 // 507 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I won’t bore you with my tale of woe about how I was forced to deal with several agonizing hours of inconvenience yesterday because ice is a motherless whore. I had to put on pants before I had coffee, the horror! The good news is you’re getting all of the stuff that would have been in yesterday’s TCWM gallery today, so consider your time doubly wasted. We’ve got George Clooney in the rarely seen early stages of his grooming process, Joe Jonas and a friend talking about broads, and Abigail Breslin & Alexa Vega with this man. I’m guessing he’s more into Abigail. Just a hunch.

*rereads post* Homophobia, check, not one, but two pedophilia references and…butts? Ok good, we’re back on track here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Selita Ebanks Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Gala
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    Tonight, she will be conducting the skin flute symphony.

  2. Willem Dafoe Dyed Black Hair Creepy Smile The Grand Budapest Hotel Press Conference 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Reporter: “Mr Dafoe, what plans do you have for the immediate future?”
    “Kill Spider-Man!”

  3. Grace Jones Butt Fishnets amfAR New York Gala
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    Tell Oprah if she gets off the table now, we will nominate her for an Oscar.

  4. Alyssa Miller Nipples See Through Dress amfAR New York Gala
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    Now you can get the great look of mom jeans in a skirt!

  5. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Minidress Zelig 1 Italian TV Show
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    “Help me Lazlo! Everyone keeps groping my ass… Waaaaaahhh!!”

  6. Katie Price Bra See Through Blouse Kieran Hayler Robocop UK Premiere
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    “You can be my wingman anytime Maverick!”

  7. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Karlie Kloss Victorias Secret Angels Celebrate Bombshells Day
    Laredo
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    Candice shouldn’t smile. Her face looks like the Violator from the Spawn movie…

  8. Newt Gingrich Wife Calista Breakout And Yankee Doodle Dandy Book Signing Vegas
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    “I left my first wife the christian way. I had an affair for six years and then dumped her for my new wife while she was getting treated for cancer. We’re good friends now that she’s dead.”

  9. Kat Von D Belly Midriff Hipster Glasses
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    She treats her body like an inner city school complete with shitty graffiti and poor reconstruction.

  10. Willem Dafoe Dyed Black Hair Creepy Smile The Grand Budapest Hotel Press Conference 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    tlmck
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    Jim Carrey without makeup.

  11. Selita Ebanks Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Gala
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    Wow.

  12. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Daisy Dukes Boots Shirt Tied Around Waist
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    I’m guessing it was the guy who she pays to tie her shoe laces day off.

  13. Terrence Howard Terrified Wife Mira Christine Pak City Of Beverly Hills Centennial Anniversary
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    That’s one beautiful Asian woman.

  14. Pharrell Williams Giant Stupid Hat Pants Tucked Into Untied Boots
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    “What makes you think I’m sneaking food into the theater?”

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Sports Bra
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    Fucking sexy little woman.

  16. Olivia Wilde Pregnant Belly Maxi Dress
    Dox
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    This will earn me no points, but it has to be said.
    Pregnant women…. are pregnant. They aren’t sex symbols, or smokingly hot. They’re just knocked up. In real life, pregnancy leads to children… without nannies. Which means no sleep. Smelling like formula or breast milk. Teething.
    There is nothing sexy about pregnancy.

    Its an 18 year job with no time off for good behavior.

    If you look at a pregnant woman and think I’d hit that…. just remember. Somebody already has. She is carrying the parasitic gestation of another mans sperm cells in her body. It will grow to 8 pounds, make her nipples point down, and her breasts will look deflated. Stretch marks like horrific tracks streaking across her swollen belly.

    Not attractive.
    Its a medical condition. Like herpes. Or tapeworms.

  17. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
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    “This may come as a shock to you , so brace yourself…I’m gay.”
    “NOOOOOOO!!!”

  18. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
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    Omen IV: The Honey Boo Boo-ing.

  19. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Minidress Zelig 1 Italian TV Show
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    Dam, she’s got a nice figure.

  20. Kat Von D Belly Midriff Hipster Glasses
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    She looks awful.

  21. Elsa Hosk Nipples See Through Dress amfAR New York Gala
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    She’s beautiful.

  22. Paris Hilton Pulling Dress Tight Around Her Butt
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    Never thought I’s say this but Paris has a nice ass. The end of the world is near.

  23. Pharrell Williams Giant Stupid Hat Pants Tucked Into Untied Boots
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    Why do you insist on dressing like an asshole, dude?

  24. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    She’s a definite MILF.

  25. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Dress City Of Beverly Hills Centennial Anniversary
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    Totally would.

  26. Ellen Barkin Cleavage The Monuments Men Premiere
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    She looks like Aaron Sorkin.

  27. Ellen Barkin Cleavage The Monuments Men Premiere
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    It’s Andy Warhol.

  28. George Clooney The Monuments Men Premiere
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    “For just $1 a day, we can save this child from being molested by predators like Woody Allen, $1 a day!”

  29. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Love her little ass.

  30. Willem Dafoe Dyed Black Hair Creepy Smile The Grand Budapest Hotel Press Conference 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Excellent….

  31. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
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    This woman is just disgusting, she should be put down.

  32. Donald Glover Childish Gambino UK Performance
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    WTF is this asshole wearing?

  33. Paris Hilton Pulling Dress Tight Around Her Butt
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    Paris is looking real fuckable lately, nice.

  34. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
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    That director chair is facing the biggest challenge of its life.

  35. Prince Charles Little Girl Pinching Nose
    ultra
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    “Still execution for touching the royal person your highness?”
    “Of course, but wait till I’ve gone.”

  36. Roy Horn Assistant Face In Crotch
    Foot Face
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    “… and this is how i make my little boner dissapear. Open your mouth”

  37. Roy Horn Assistant Face In Crotch
    Foot Face
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    * disappear

  38. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Karlie Kloss Victorias Secret Angels Celebrate Bombshells Day
    fred
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    Something, something, something . . .

    Dis How Chicken Look.

  39. Alexa Vega Cleavage Lew Temple Abigail Breslin Santa Barbara International Film Festival Honors Oprah Winfrey
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    Two girls, one moustache ride

  40. Terrence Howard Terrified Wife Mira Christine Pak City Of Beverly Hills Centennial Anniversary
    fred
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    She has that “I can’t believe this is the guy I ended up with because when I first met him he was a successful actor and 50 pounds lighter who had no history of violence and now I am stuck with this shitbag loser” look on her face.

    I know it well.

  41. Willem Dafoe Dyed Black Hair Creepy Smile The Grand Budapest Hotel Press Conference 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    fred
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    “I wish my brother George was here.”

  42. Grace Jones Butt Fishnets amfAR New York Gala
    fred
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    I was going to post a snarky comment, but I think the multiple looks of horror on everyone’s face in the audience says enough.

  43. Newt Gingrich Wife Calista Breakout And Yankee Doodle Dandy Book Signing Vegas
    fred
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    “Where tha white women at!!? Woop Woop!”

  44. Newt Gingrich Wife Calista Breakout And Yankee Doodle Dandy Book Signing Vegas
    fred
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    “Where tha white women at, y’all!? Woop Woop!”

  45. Elsa Hosk Nipples See Through Dress amfAR New York Gala
    fred
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    The purse (not so subtly) pointing at her tits is a nice touch.

  46. Pharrell Williams Giant Stupid Hat Pants Tucked Into Untied Boots
    fred
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    It’s almost like he said, “fuck all y’all. I’m gonna go twice as big today.”

  47. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
    These Zim Man Posts Are Awsome!
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    That kid definitely has that white-trash-pasty-pig-could-be-considered-special-needs-in-a-more-affluent-community look down pat.

  48. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
    beaver eater
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    is that the set for the movie the hills have eyes 2?

  49. Olivia Wilde Pregnant Belly Maxi Dress
    Mom
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    Dear Dox,
    I should have listened to your dad and had an abortion. I’m sorry that what you did to my body has traumatized you, but if you think it’s bad for you just imagine how I feel.

    I’m spending your inheritance, you asshole. Die soon,

    Mom

  50. George Clooney The Monuments Men Premiere
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    Oh come on! You’re trying to bait me. You can’t lead them out in public this young you know I like them the younger they get.

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