The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.6.14

February 6th, 2014 // 507 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I won’t bore you with my tale of woe about how I was forced to deal with several agonizing hours of inconvenience yesterday because ice is a motherless whore. I had to put on pants before I had coffee, the horror! The good news is you’re getting all of the stuff that would have been in yesterday’s TCWM gallery today, so consider your time doubly wasted. We’ve got George Clooney in the rarely seen early stages of his grooming process, Joe Jonas and a friend talking about broads, and Abigail Breslin & Alexa Vega with this man. I’m guessing he’s more into Abigail. Just a hunch.

*rereads post* Homophobia, check, not one, but two pedophilia references and…butts? Ok good, we’re back on track here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Doutzen Kroes Naked Baby Bump Pregnancy Announcement Instagram
    Lord Helmet
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    I don’t get it. Some women act like nuns while young and hot. Then the minute their looks start to go or get pregnant you can’t keep clothes ON them.

  2. Doutzen Kroes Naked Baby Bump Pregnancy Announcement Instagram
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    One of the hottest VS models ever.

  3. Newt Gingrich Wife Calista Breakout And Yankee Doodle Dandy Book Signing Vegas
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    “But they told me if I stand right here I could run for president…”

  4. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Daisy Dukes Boots Shirt Tied Around Waist
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    mmm… the ol’ pinch and roll.

  5. Ellen Barkin Cleavage The Monuments Men Premiere
    MarketingMike
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    She used to workout at Wilt’s gym in Los Angeles.
    I used the treadmill right next to the bike she used.
    DAMN she was hot back in 1992. I’m Not kidding!

  6. John Goodman Derpface The Monuments Men Premiere
    ChickenHawk
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    I’m melting!

  7. Kat Von D Belly Midriff Hipster Glasses
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    Forgive me, but I think she’s hot!

  8. Pharrell Williams Giant Stupid Hat Pants Tucked Into Untied Boots
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    I thought that was Uncle Tex’s hat.

    http://sharetv.com/images/guide/201873.jpg

  9. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
    Hugh G. Rection
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    All of a sudden, I don’t like Mountain Dew.

  10. Donald Glover Childish Gambino UK Performance
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    “I won’t, I won’t, I won’t go to bed…and you can’t make me!”

  11. Ellen Barkin Cleavage The Monuments Men Premiere
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    Penny not-so-Priddy

  12. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
    Hugh G. Rection
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    The two best performers on Modern Family

  13. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
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    Everything a man needs for an Applachian Threesome!

  14. Ellen Barkin Cleavage The Monuments Men Premiere
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    I didn’t know Ed Begley, Jr. was transitioning.

  15. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
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    Absolutely disgusting, both of their fat asses.

  16. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
    JW
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    Kim Kardashian let Ray J do “WHAT” in her sex tape?

  17. John Goodman Derpface The Monuments Men Premiere
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    Avoid the Ace of Spades heroin, John.

  18. Paris Hilton Pulling Dress Tight Around Her Butt
    Hugh G. Rection
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    When did she start to get junk in the trunk?

  19. Roy Horn Assistant Face In Crotch
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    “Da nex time ve do zis in da haus!”

  20. Paris Hilton Pulling Dress Tight Around Her Butt
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    Jeezus…Paris looking good? From behind? How embarrassing!

  21. Elsa Hosk Nipples See Through Dress amfAR New York Gala
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    She does have a very cute face and sexy eyes.

  22. Elsa Hosk Nipples See Through Dress amfAR New York Gala
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    Props to the lucky guy her took her angelic virginity.

  23. Pharrell Williams Giant Stupid Hat Pants Tucked Into Untied Boots
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    Pharrell modeling his pozidrive screwdriver costume

  24. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Daisy Dukes Boots Shirt Tied Around Waist
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    “Gotta pee…gotta pee…gotta pee…gotta pee…Hurry…hurry…hurry…Oh, DAMN!”

  25. Pharrell Williams Giant Stupid Hat Pants Tucked Into Untied Boots
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    He’s wearing that hat about 8 inches too high on his head.

  26. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Karlie Kloss Victorias Secret Angels Celebrate Bombshells Day
    Lord Helmet
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    For our next picture I will kick Karlie in her funbox and see what happens. Ready? Here we go!

  27. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
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    Was Jon Hamm in attendance?

  28. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
    Little Tongue
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    “I did kiss a girl, once”
    “Heeeeeeewww!”
    “Come on! I was like 12 years old!”
    “Heeeeewww anyhow!”

  29. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
    Mike Goldman
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    Hey Sarah! do the Kim Kardashian face again!

  30. Willem Dafoe Dyed Black Hair Creepy Smile The Grand Budapest Hotel Press Conference 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    Swearin
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    This should be his Facebook profile pic

  31. Prince Charles Little Girl Pinching Nose
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    “I got your nose.”
    “I got your taxes.”

  32. Paris Hilton Pulling Dress Tight Around Her Butt
    Butt Plugger
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    No way is that her!

  33. Dr Oz Bodyguard Holding Fragile Box Jimmy Kimmel Live
    donkeylicks
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    So that’s how Magic Johnson survived for so long HIV+

  34. George Clooney The Monuments Men Premiere
    Swearin
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    “Dammit, I said no single mothers either! Unless the father has majority custody, then we can negotiate.”

  35. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
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    Is that Diet Mountain Dew?

  36. Alec Baldwin Okay Symbol Cup Of Tea Torrente 5 Photo Call
    Lord Helmet
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    You’re a fu&# assh… No, No Alec. Remember what the therapist said. That smart… calm… monkey… faced… fucktard I wouldn’t kick out of the way of a speeding car!

  37. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
    Mista Snazzy
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    “What, this movie is as shitty as the Title suggests?”

  38. Newt Gingrich Wife Calista Breakout And Yankee Doodle Dandy Book Signing Vegas
    donkeylicks
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    Xanax is a hell of a drug.

  39. Katie Price Bra See Through Blouse Kieran Hayler Robocop UK Premiere
    George P. Burdell
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    She is on her way to do anyone “Eat Mor Chiken’ ad for Chik-fil-A.

  40. Willem Dafoe Dyed Black Hair Creepy Smile The Grand Budapest Hotel Press Conference 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    Lord Helmet
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    His smile says ‘Yes’. But his eyes say ‘Oh, really? What have you done lately you little shit!’

  41. Elsa Hosk Nipples See Through Dress amfAR New York Gala
    George P. Burdell
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    The all seeing eye chastity belt.

  42. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
    Ronaldo
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    The poor girl looks old. Childhood ruined. It is some kind of child abuse.

    • Polk

      Dude, look at her and her mother.

      Her childhood was going to be one form of abuse or another. Consider this a lesser evil of a hillbily upbringing.

  43. Doutzen Kroes Naked Baby Bump Pregnancy Announcement Instagram
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    and her 5 fans rejoiced.

  44. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    if Donte Whitner can become Donte Hitner, I don’t see why she can’t legally change her name to Anastasia Assley.

  45. Prince Charles Little Girl Pinching Nose
    Lord Helmet
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    Next picture: He looks 20 years younger. The baby like dry husk.

  46. Doutzen Kroes Naked Baby Bump Pregnancy Announcement Instagram
    Killmmermanfiguratively
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    Black Guys are winning world wide

  47. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
    FuckLowIQZimmermanandHisRacistFollowers
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    Diet? Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!

  48. Newt Gingrich Wife Calista Breakout And Yankee Doodle Dandy Book Signing Vegas
    Lord Helmet
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    Politician wives are creepy. They all look like sadistic china dolls.

  49. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
    FuckLowIQZimmermanandHisRacistFollowers
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    I was sucking his dick like this all night, my jaw is locked and my neck hurts when I left my head

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