The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.6.14

February 6th, 2014 // 507 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I won’t bore you with my tale of woe about how I was forced to deal with several agonizing hours of inconvenience yesterday because ice is a motherless whore. I had to put on pants before I had coffee, the horror! The good news is you’re getting all of the stuff that would have been in yesterday’s TCWM gallery today, so consider your time doubly wasted. We’ve got George Clooney in the rarely seen early stages of his grooming process, Joe Jonas and a friend talking about broads, and Abigail Breslin & Alexa Vega with this man. I’m guessing he’s more into Abigail. Just a hunch.

*rereads post* Homophobia, check, not one, but two pedophilia references and…butts? Ok good, we’re back on track here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Karlie Kloss Victorias Secret Angels Celebrate Bombshells Day
    MarketingMike
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    My kind of girls. They go about a buck fifty, combined weight.
    That would be one hell of a spinner duo.

  2. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    Jim McAllister
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    “You don’t know my name? Oh really. The silent treatment. OK, you’re about to find out who I am, Mr. Parking Meter!”

  3. Roy Horn Assistant Face In Crotch
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    looks about right

  4. Roy Horn Assistant Face In Crotch
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    I think he must have ate that tiger that tried to eat him.

  5. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
    MarketingMike
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    A couple of very “manly” men…
    Next weeks episode, “Eating Sharks…”

  6. Dr Oz Bodyguard Holding Fragile Box Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Must be Italian.

  7. Condola Rashad Cleavage Orlando Bloom Romeo & Juliet Premiere
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    downgrade

  8. Dr Oz Bodyguard Holding Fragile Box Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I guess leg lamps are coming back in style.

  9. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
    MarketingMike
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    Who’s the midget in the pink top, next to Honey Boo Boo?

  10. Roy Horn Assistant Face In Crotch
    kafak
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    Presented without comment.

  11. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Sports Bra
    Mike Goldman
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    I cant ever see why people think she has a cute face.. she looks like a rabbit.

  12. Paris Hilton Pulling Dress Tight Around Her Butt
    kafak
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    It’s a trap!

  13. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Daisy Dukes Boots Shirt Tied Around Waist
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    when i think about food, i touch myself.

  14. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
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    June’s February Food Tip: Add some zing to your Mountain Dew, by garnishing it with a Mountain Dew-flavored Cheeto.

  15. Elsa Hosk Nipples See Through Dress amfAR New York Gala
    Waanc
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    She has a lovely set of eyes…

  16. Prince Charles Little Girl Pinching Nose
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    I can’t think of anything mean or sarcastic to say about this picture, I may have even smiled.

  17. Pharrell Williams Giant Stupid Hat Pants Tucked Into Untied Boots
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    not that a normal human sized hat would make you look a lot less like a jackass, but still….

    dude in the background is saying it all.

  18. Olivia Wilde Pregnant Belly Maxi Dress
    kafak
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    Wtf is this, “The Crap We Missed – Everyone is Pregnant” edition?

  19. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Daisy Dukes Boots Shirt Tied Around Waist
    Oniil
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    Shrek?

  20. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
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    Can overboard!

  21. Newt Gingrich Wife Calista Breakout And Yankee Doodle Dandy Book Signing Vegas
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    “Newt Gingrich and his wife (unless and until she gets cancer) Calista…”

  22. Alyssa Miller Nipples See Through Dress amfAR New York Gala
    Bob L. Head
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    Does this skirt make my HEAD LOOK ENORMOUS?

  23. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Minidress Zelig 1 Italian TV Show
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    I just can’t flush the image of Steve O from my mind whenever I see a picture of her.

  24. Selita Ebanks Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Gala
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    And by “performing,” you mean “clenching.”

  25. Leelee Sobieski The Monuments Men Premiere
    MarketingMike
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    Her constantly receding hairline, makes me hard…
    That and her 7″ tall ears and 4″ long nose.

  26. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
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    “Women are so weird, I swear. They have these fleshy bumps on their chests called breasts, or “tits”, if you prefer. They are truly disgusting…how about some head?”

  27. David Beckham Mobbed By Fans Soccer School Visit
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    “Let go of my arms, dammit, I need to grab my balls!”

  28. Grace Jones Butt Fishnets amfAR New York Gala
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    Now THAT I would call “performing.”

  29. Ellen Barkin Cleavage The Monuments Men Premiere
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    Not bad for 59

  30. Leelee Sobieski The Monuments Men Premiere
    MarketingMike
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    When your hairline starts at the very TOP of your head,
    it’s time to STOP pulling your hair back. Just a thought…

  31. Pharrell Williams Giant Stupid Hat Pants Tucked Into Untied Boots
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    Arby’s called. They want their hat back.

  32. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Karlie Kloss Victorias Secret Angels Celebrate Bombshells Day
    Cock Dr
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    Wow that is the WORST photo imaginable of 2 very beautiful women. Photo Boy’s talent for sniffing out this crap is amazing.

  33. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
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    “OMG, there’s no way that thing is real. Nobody’s hung like that. It seems terribly unhealthy and is pretty gross. When can I meet him?”

  34. Ellen Barkin Cleavage The Monuments Men Premiere
    Dr. Seuss
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    duck(face) duck(lips) goose(neck)

  35. Alec Baldwin Okay Symbol Cup Of Tea Torrente 5 Photo Call
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    “How do you like my invisible slide whistle?”

  36. Terrence Howard Terrified Wife Mira Christine Pak City Of Beverly Hills Centennial Anniversary
    Right Cross
    Commented on this photo:

    Me Love You Long … BOOM!

    Baby, I love you, I was just kidding.
    Baby? Baby? Wake up BITCH!
    (Hits her again, harder….)

  37. Leelee Sobieski The Monuments Men Premiere
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    She really ought to show us what she’s working with…

  38. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Daisy Dukes Boots Shirt Tied Around Waist
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    That guy behind her must be huge.

  39. Katie Price Bra See Through Blouse Kieran Hayler Robocop UK Premiere
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    Hopefully OmniCorp has developed something to help her get out of those pants later.

  40. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Daisy Dukes Boots Shirt Tied Around Waist
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    “Excuse me, ma’am? You’re taking up 2 spots.”
    “But I parked my car perfectly!”
    “No, ma’am…YOU’RE taking up 2 spots…”

  41. Selita Ebanks Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Gala
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    Lovely, lovely bottom. I approve.

  42. Elsa Hosk Nipples See Through Dress amfAR New York Gala
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    She’s cute, and other obvious statements.

  43. Roy Horn Assistant Face In Crotch
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    Whatever you paid for this photo was not enough.

  44. Alyssa Miller Nipples See Through Dress amfAR New York Gala
    MarketingMike
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    Beiber pants, nice inseam.

  45. Prince Charles Little Girl Pinching Nose
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    “Ouch! How dare you assault the future King of England! Bring me her head…”

  46. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Minidress Zelig 1 Italian TV Show
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    “Look…see that ass? Now that’s why Clooney was banging her!”

  47. Ellen Barkin Cleavage The Monuments Men Premiere
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    Cameron Diaz, this is your future.

  48. Paris Hilton Pulling Dress Tight Around Her Butt
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    And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

  49. Katie Price Bra See Through Blouse Kieran Hayler Robocop UK Premiere
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    How interesting that the producers of the movie would allow her to wear Robo’s (that’s what I call him in our “private moments”) chest protector…

  50. Ellen Barkin Cleavage The Monuments Men Premiere
    Vunderbar
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    Barkin Ellen.

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