The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.6.14

February 6th, 2014 // 507 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I won’t bore you with my tale of woe about how I was forced to deal with several agonizing hours of inconvenience yesterday because ice is a motherless whore. I had to put on pants before I had coffee, the horror! The good news is you’re getting all of the stuff that would have been in yesterday’s TCWM gallery today, so consider your time doubly wasted. We’ve got George Clooney in the rarely seen early stages of his grooming process, Joe Jonas and a friend talking about broads, and Abigail Breslin & Alexa Vega with this man. I’m guessing he’s more into Abigail. Just a hunch.

*rereads post* Homophobia, check, not one, but two pedophilia references and…butts? Ok good, we’re back on track here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Roy Horn Assistant Face In Crotch
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    “You roar and I will toss the meat to you, that’s how we play lion tamer.”

  2. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    No, no, honey. We don’t want to see the face.

  3. Doutzen Kroes Naked Baby Bump Pregnancy Announcement Instagram
    Alessandra Ambrosio
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    Fatty.

  4. Doutzen Kroes Naked Baby Bump Pregnancy Announcement Instagram
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    This picture should go over well with the ladies.

  5. Alexa Vega Cleavage Lew Temple Abigail Breslin Santa Barbara International Film Festival Honors Oprah Winfrey
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    Ron and Hermione’s kid got her looks from dad.

  6. Doutzen Kroes Naked Baby Bump Pregnancy Announcement Instagram
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    You’d think with a stellar record like Leo’s of pulling out, he wouldn’t make mistakes…

  7. Dr Oz Bodyguard Holding Fragile Box Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    That box carries his ego.

  8. Alec Baldwin Okay Symbol Cup Of Tea Torrente 5 Photo Call
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    One does not simply punch a photographer in the face.

  9. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
    caley
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    From the upcoming Adam Sandler vehicle “My Dinner With Madison”

  10. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Karlie Kloss Victorias Secret Angels Celebrate Bombshells Day
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    “Did you hear about Doutzen?”
    “Yeah.”
    “She’s gonna get soooooo fat..”

  11. Prince Charles Little Girl Pinching Nose
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    Gosselin moved to the UK?

  12. Willem Dafoe Dyed Black Hair Creepy Smile The Grand Budapest Hotel Press Conference 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
    j/k
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    Lloyd Christmas

  13. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
    ThisWillHurt
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    “What do you mean I’m not Selena Gomez?”

  14. Alexa Vega Cleavage Lew Temple Abigail Breslin Santa Barbara International Film Festival Honors Oprah Winfrey
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    Uhmmm dude, this is not what we meant with “Pulling a Woody”…

  15. George Clooney The Monuments Men Premiere
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    I don’t know what’s going on in this picture, but I know it’s hilarious.

  16. Terrence Howard Terrified Wife Mira Christine Pak City Of Beverly Hills Centennial Anniversary
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    Hope she can take a punch…

  17. David Beckham Mobbed By Fans Soccer School Visit
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    One at a time, boys!! There’s enough to scratch and adjust!!

  18. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
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    I can’t tell where the chins end and the gunts start.

  19. Doutzen Kroes Naked Baby Bump Pregnancy Announcement Instagram
    cmonreally
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    I’m always envious of women who can carry pregnancy well. If I ever became pregnant, I’d carry like the Michelin man – or Kim Kardashian, which is essentially the same thing.

    • guest

      Just keep on eating normal, healthy food in reasonable (bigger) portions and not go full Jessica Simpson on your fridge and you will be fine.

  20. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
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    America, indeed.

  21. George Clooney The Monuments Men Premiere
    kafak
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    “No, Woody Allen can’t come over to introduce himself right now, what are you thinking??”

  22. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
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    Great, because of this site I’m cursed to see armpit vaginas everywhere I go.

    Maybe “cursed” isn’t the word I’m looking for.

  23. Leelee Sobieski The Monuments Men Premiere
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    She looks like she just saw a current picture of helen hunt.

  24. Alec Baldwin Okay Symbol Cup Of Tea Torrente 5 Photo Call
    R. Ebert
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    “Well in the dreams she’s not my daughter…”

  25. George Clooney The Monuments Men Premiere
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    “Again with the “this is your child, George.” Can’t I make it one night without these groundless paternity claims?!?”

  26. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Daisy Dukes Boots Shirt Tied Around Waist
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Feeeed meh, Seee-moooor!”
    “Not now, vagina!”

  27. George Clooney The Monuments Men Premiere
    Chuck
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    Why the hell is Clooney wearing such a long jacket? Did he shrink and no one said anything? You would think that would be news.

  28. Pharrell Williams Giant Stupid Hat Pants Tucked Into Untied Boots
    ThisWillHurt
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    How’d you get a picture of Jaden Smith from the future?

  29. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
    cmonreally
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    More like “Good Morning, ‘Murica”

  30. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
    maoix
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    Soft drink manufacturers should be forced to only use those who actually use their products regularly in ads.

  31. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
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    when your pushup bra is giving you armpit tit, you’re trying too hard

  32. Leelee Sobieski The Monuments Men Premiere
    Demonspwn
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    her ears scare me…

  33. Dr Oz Bodyguard Holding Fragile Box Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Wait! if he’s not wearing his signature scrubs, how will people know he’s a doctor?

  34. Terrence Howard Terrified Wife Mira Christine Pak City Of Beverly Hills Centennial Anniversary
    cmonreally
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    She keeps busy on boring carpets by counting all of Terrence’s chins

  35. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
    Demonspwn
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    America should be so proud…

  36. Grace Jones Butt Fishnets amfAR New York Gala
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    i thought he died

  37. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Karlie Kloss Victorias Secret Angels Celebrate Bombshells Day
    er
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    Candice has the best hip and waist ratio in the fashion business.. fuck miranda chipmunk kerr

  38. Roy Horn Assistant Face In Crotch
    anonymous
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    Roy still got pull if he has his assistant blowing him right then and there.

  39. Newt Gingrich Wife Calista Breakout And Yankee Doodle Dandy Book Signing Vegas
    JC
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    I believe the full title of Newt’s book is “Breakout: How to Escape Your Wife and Find a New One, Over and Over Again”

  40. Roy Horn Assistant Face In Crotch
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    Roy’s the one with the permanent bendover. On account of having no innards to hold up his frame. :)

  41. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Daisy Dukes Boots Shirt Tied Around Waist
    Ms. Bruce Jenner
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    I loved when Tebow tackled her in that Super Bowl commercial.

  42. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Minidress Zelig 1 Italian TV Show
    kafak
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    Coke and prostitute orgies do the body good.

  43. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Minidress Zelig 1 Italian TV Show
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    She’s working the hell out of that dress. Nice legs.

  44. Willem Dafoe Dyed Black Hair Creepy Smile The Grand Budapest Hotel Press Conference 64th Berlinale International Film Festival
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    This guy is absolutely the lynchpin in the game “Six Degrees of Ron Jeremy”.

  45. June Shannon Fat Gut Chugging Mountain Dew Honey Boo Boo GMA
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    I thought Down Syndrome Awareness month was October.

  46. Kat Von D Belly Midriff Hipster Glasses
    anonymous
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    It’s like if Kate Upton had smaller tits and bigger tattoos.

  47. Newt Gingrich Wife Calista Breakout And Yankee Doodle Dandy Book Signing Vegas
    maoix
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    Nothing quite like the prominent republican wife 1000-yd stare. My penis gets frostbite just thinking about intercourse with her or Cindy McCain.

    • Fuck you, man! Cindy McCain…mmm, yeah, I’d still do Cindy McCain. Granted, that’s mostly left over from how much I wanted her in 2000, but yeah, I’d still do her.

  48. George Clooney The Monuments Men Premiere
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    “Not *that* young, you idiot! Get me a legal one!”

  49. Sarah Hyland Cleavage Blowjob Face Vampire Academy
    Randal
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    she look unhealthy, we need a good photoshopper to put a banana in her mouth.. you know.. to make her look like she eats healthy

  50. George Clooney The Monuments Men Premiere
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    Così faaaaan tutte!

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