The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.5.12

And this is why Maxim is just about out of business.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Doublemint’s new flavor, Wintwhoregreen. We’ve also got Jennifer Love Hewitt pointing out an ass that could hold just one, maybe two engagement rings at the most, HA! As well as the look on Alessandra Ambrosio’s husband’s face that says “My New Year’s Eve was better than yours and, oh yeah, I almost forgot, your dick is small.”

Complain about dudes in the Final Five and this is what you get — I’M IN CONTROL HERE!

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