The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.31.13

January 31st, 2013 // 291 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that pretty much lives up to its name with this pic alone. Apparently the ‘Revolver Golden God’ is some unfortunate combination of jaundice and gingivitis. We’ve also got Leighton Meester‘s front butt, which clearly takes a backseat to the real thing and we learn that Eva Longoria has been a secret Muslim this whole time. Who knew? Got another question for you. What’s more humiliating, being Tara Reid or the guy breaking his neck to check out her ass?

Trick question! The answer is the guy banging his grandmother because it beats the hell out of working,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    lohan's Flappy Meat Curtains
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    Show us your tits Sab!

  2. Amber Tamblyn David Cross House Of Cards Premiere
    Big Ben
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    she be gotten thick!

  3. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    JJ
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    When are women going to realize that most of the time plastic surgery ends up making you look WORSE? So sad to see truly beautiful people ruining themselves trying to look “younger”.

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