The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.31.13

January 31st, 2013 // 291 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that pretty much lives up to its name with this pic alone. Apparently the ‘Revolver Golden God’ is some unfortunate combination of jaundice and gingivitis. We’ve also got Leighton Meester‘s front butt, which clearly takes a backseat to the real thing and we learn that Eva Longoria has been a secret Muslim this whole time. Who knew? Got another question for you. What’s more humiliating, being Tara Reid or the guy breaking his neck to check out her ass?

Trick question! The answer is the guy banging his grandmother because it beats the hell out of working,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Britney Spears Cellulite
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    Those bewbs are begging to be let loose.

  2. Eva Longoria Butt Obama Sweatpants
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    I’ll stick my face between her cheeks.

  3. Kerry Washington O Face GMA
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    Bad picture. She’s fucking hot.

  4. Jenna Dewan Butt Yoga Pants
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    At least she’s not blowing up life a pufferfish even though she’s pregnant.

  5. Katharine McPhee Cleavage Legs Smash Set
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    She’s very sexy.

  6. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
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    45 and life to go…

  7. Amber Tamblyn David Cross House Of Cards Premiere
    Tinka
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    That’s just creepy.

  8. Amber Tamblyn David Cross House Of Cards Premiere
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    Those shoes look stupid with the cords.

  9. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Chris
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    She looks like a Johnny Cab.

  10. Jude Law Vinessa Shaw Side Effects Preview Screening
    Later
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    “I know it was you who farted”

  11. Channing Tatum Stupid Clothes
    cc
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    Honestly, he looks like a simpleton and that hat isn’t helping.

  12. George Hamilton Laughing Holding Cash
    cc
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    The Lindsay Lohan fund? Sure, he’s $40. (Thinks ‘Fuck, I hate getting put on the spot like that’)

  13. Hayley Atwell Cleavage InStyle Best Of British Talent Party
    cc
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    More of this please!!!

  14. Britney Spears Cellulite
    cc
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    Those are quite the stumps she’s lumbering around on.

  15. Mariah Carey Midriff Cleavage
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    Remember when she used to be hot?

    yeah, me either.

  16. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
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    The Walking Dead is back? Fuck yeah!

  17. Sharon Stone
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    Looks like Hillary is finally getting payback for Monica.

  18. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    She looks like a white Michael Jackson…well, a whiter…I mean a Michael Jackson that was BORN a white woman. that’s what I mean.

  19. George Hamilton Laughing Holding Cash
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    “Suckit Jersey bitches! I was orange BEFORE it was cool…here’s $20 now go get my car”

  20. Al Pacino
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    The dude leaves a trail of “cool” behind him like some kind of ultra suave slug.

  21. Tara Reid
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    There’s a great picture for you, a fat loser with a stupid bag looking desperate for human contact, and that guy with the backpack.

  22. Eva Longoria Butt Obama Sweatpants
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    Does this mean it’s ok for me to start wearing my hot pants with the pictures of Mitt Romney on the butt cheeks again?

  23. Nick Nolte Red Face Beard Hobo Clothes
    Spazzz
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    ‘I just traded in my cans, who do I give the change to for the freckled hum job?’

  24. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victorias Secret
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    So this chick is on a boat, out at sea, and somehow a paparazzi gets a pic of her butt while she’s bending over. Thank you paparazzi for being creepy perverted stalkers! Wherever a hot chick who’s at least somewhat famous bends over or gets out of a car in a short dress, I can count on you to be there! One day they’ll land a woman on the moon, and the instant she bends over to pick up a moon rock, she’ll hear the click click of the cameras of the paparazzi orbiting in their creepy pervert moon module taking close up pics of her ass.

  25. Katharine McPhee Cleavage Legs Smash Set
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    Al forgot his cup.

  26. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    Brooke
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    I remember VH1 had a show about eighties metal musicians forming a new band (Damnocracy) and they tried so, so hard to convince Baz that the long hair thing was cool on a sixteen year old famous frontman in 1987 but was sad and pathetic 20 years later. He absolutely refused to cut it because he really really thought his hair was wild and cool.

    I hope when I am nearing fifty I won’t be clinging to my glorious early twenties. I never want to be that grandma who shops at Hot Topic.

  27. George Hamilton Laughing Holding Cash
    Lohan's Flappy Meat Curtains
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    “George Hamilton, you’re like Tang. You’re dry and orange and nobody has given a fuck about you since 1968.”

  28. George Hamilton Laughing Holding Cash
    Jaime
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    Jeez.. is he still alive??? He must be about 110 yrs. old by now. I hope I look that good when I’m that old.

  29. Mariah Carey Midriff Cleavage
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    As with her cheeks, breasts, and butt, the gut implant is just to make the skin look taut, smooth, and younger-looking.

  30. Sharon Stone
    SomeGirl
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    Oh please, she looks pretty good. It seems like there are for sure some bitter, fat, chauvinist shut-ins hiding behind computers-with their dicks in their hands today. Oh wait, I just described 99.9998% of the internet. Maybe Candace Swaenpol’s ass is why women now hold more college degrees than men by a large margin. I always wonder what the men who sit here and moan over every wrinkle and flaw, look like. Guess what? 75% of people get fat, 100% of people get old and 100% of people die. Natalie Portman will have saggy knees, gray hair and a shriveled ass one day. Get over it. Exalt the mighty Photoshop and shut up when it comes to real women and their bodies or their skin, as if you have a clue. Of course women look good in bikinis when looking good in bikinis is the only thing that their life requires of them. Good for you Sharon, make out with the younger men and don’t listen to the haters. Had to get that out there.

  31. Carla Gugino Cleavage House Of Cards Premiere
    amir
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    she’s turning into Sally Field

  32. Sharon Stone
    amir
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    Get the f_ck out of here, she does NOT look good, for any age!

  33. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
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    Hello, Sebastian….1989 called. It wants the look back.

  34. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    AnnaD.
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    Lookin’ good for someone who died in 1750

  35. Sharon Stone
    SomeGirl
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    It’s an unfortunate picture but she does not look bad at all for late middle age. You guys on here are just bitches with no girlfriends… and I wonder why.

  36. Sharon Stone
    SomeGirl
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    Ok, I’ll tell you why… because you’re immature cretins that would make any truly attractive, halfway self-respecting woman feel like she’s babysitting the fucking Foot Clan if she were to go out with you. You don’t tip at restaurants, I’ve dated your type. You guys are ruining the male population with your meaningless dribble and bullshit about who has the superior breasts of the week. Nothing turns me off faster than a dumb fucking guy, and it seems like they’re everywhere nowadays. Your attitudes are so 2003 porn golden age. Please shut up and once your gender starts procuring some graduate degrees, running every household in this country and becomes the backbone of modern civilization, despite being oppressed for the first two thousand years of it-then you can bitch about a fucking frown line or a neck wrinkle. Shit. Need some examples of men that aren’t aging gracefully? Didn’t think so.

  37. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    KtothaJ
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    Alicia Silverstone sans make up.

  38. Nick Nolte Red Face Beard Hobo Clothes
    Georgio
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    Down and 0ut in Beverly Hills!

  39. Edgar Winter
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    Gandalf the white now pimps hobbit women in the Shire.

  40. Sharon Stone
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    “Have a good day at school. ”
    “Aw mom…”

  41. Jenna Dewan Butt Yoga Pants
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    This young woman has one of those butts that’s just begging for my perusal.

  42. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victorias Secret
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    I wonder if eating this kind of Candy would be bad for my teeth…

  43. Carla Gugino Cleavage House Of Cards Premiere
    Skeeter
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    I’ve dreamed for years of being able to tongue bang her butthole. She still looks amazing.

  44. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victorias Secret
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    Dear Jebus up in heaven,
    If it is your will, please allow the zoom feature to return to the Superficial. That is all.
    Amen

  45. Eva Longoria Butt Obama Sweatpants
    Skeeter
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    I’d motorboat her butt and release my seed inside her anus.

  46. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victorias Secret
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    I’ll bet these teamsters go home and masturbate like rabid monkeys after this photo shoot is done. Damn.

  47. Kerry Washington O Face GMA
    Skeeter
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    She’s VERY underrated. Just running my tongue up and down her crack and slipping it up her butt would be a fantastic day and if I could bang her in the butt or vag, that would be amazing.

  48. Carla Gugino Cleavage House Of Cards Premiere
    Beer Baron
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    She was my neighbor when I was in high school. She looked incredible in the late 90s. Very nice lady too.

  49. Eva Longoria Butt Obama Sweatpants
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    She’s a libtard zombie who is fighting to stay hot or relevant.
    I’d fuck her,sure, but I’d make her suck my guns first…..

  50. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    me
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    I remember you…. through the sleepless coke fueled night, that neverending haze. I wanna here you say… I’ve got an 8ball for you.

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