The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.31.13

January 31st, 2013 // 291 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that pretty much lives up to its name with this pic alone. Apparently the ‘Revolver Golden God’ is some unfortunate combination of jaundice and gingivitis. We’ve also got Leighton Meester‘s front butt, which clearly takes a backseat to the real thing and we learn that Eva Longoria has been a secret Muslim this whole time. Who knew? Got another question for you. What’s more humiliating, being Tara Reid or the guy breaking his neck to check out her ass?

Trick question! The answer is the guy banging his grandmother because it beats the hell out of working,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Nick Nolte Red Face Beard Hobo Clothes
    Smapdi
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    He’s one yellow raincoat away from being the Gorton’s Fisherman.

  2. Tara Reid
    popwilleatitself
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    Looking for love in all the wrong places.

  3. Jude Law Vinessa Shaw Side Effects Preview Screening
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    What are her eyes are saying? That his d*ck’s been about three inches away from her eyes.

  4. Edgar Winter
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    “Fuck an iPhone. I can’t hear the BEN-ENT-BENT-BENT-BEH-BENT-BENT-BENT part!”

  5. Leighton Meester Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    How can you be a MILF with no kids?

  6. Nick Nolte Red Face Beard Hobo Clothes
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    South Waco 80.

  7. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Matty
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    You can actually see the circuitry behind her cold robot eyes…

  8. Tara Reid
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    “Please let me carry you in my backpack. Your legs can’t take the weight.”

  9. Jude Law Vinessa Shaw Side Effects Preview Screening
    rospo
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    ”But she caught me on the counter (It wasn’t me)
    Saw me banging on the sofa (It wasn’t me)”

  10. Kerry Washington O Face GMA
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    She looks like Rachel Ticotin’s asphyxiating face in the original ‘Total Recall.’

  11. Sheridan Smith Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    “Tchaaaa….. You know what? Uh-uh!”
    Nice to see Nicole Sullivan hasn’t retired the Vancome Lady for good.

  12. Britney Spears Cellulite
    Cock Dr
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    Tits on the loose.

  13. Tara Reid
    Cock Dr
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    Every one of ya’ll would do the exact same thing.

  14. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Toe Jam
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    It was only a matter of time before she started to look like Valdamir Harkonen from Dune.

  15. Sharon Stone
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    Mom, let go of my hand. I CAN CROSS THE STREET BY MYSELF.

  16. Channing Tatum Stupid Clothes
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    I’d still hit it. Even in his baby shoes. /noshame

  17. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    Lisa Rinna is looking better these days.

  18. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    Ash
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    I remember you Sebastian. Gold pants, Rolling Stone. Best picture ever.

  19. Tara Reid
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    That toothpick looks strangely familliar… Renee Zellweger? Nah.

  20. Jenna Dewan Butt Yoga Pants
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    On the bright side, Channing and Jenna can share workout shoes. Bonus!

  21. George Hamilton Laughing Holding Cash
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    Fine Corinthian Leather stretched across a 73 year old skull.

  22. Jude Law Vinessa Shaw Side Effects Preview Screening
    broduh jenner
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    if they got married she would only need to change one letter of her last name.

  23. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    Queef Sister
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    Thank God he put on that eyeliner or he would have looked a mess!

  24. Eva Longoria Butt Obama Sweatpants
    broduh jenner
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    ahh, because as we all know there ain’t much in front.

  25. Kerry Washington O Face GMA
    broduh jenner
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    michelle obama?

  26. Leighton Meester Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Jester
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    One word, Hideous. this chick is just gross.

  27. Sharon Stone
    Jester
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    Body, Body, FAAAACE!

  28. Amber Tamblyn David Cross House Of Cards Premiere
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    Not her dad, her husband.

  29. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    SBS = Seriously Botoxed Sluts network

  30. Amber Tamblyn David Cross House Of Cards Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I don’t know which is more suprising. The fact she’s 19 years younger than he is, or the fact she’s 6 weeks away from turning 30.

  31. George Hamilton Laughing Holding Cash
    bernard
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    Looking younger every day!

  32. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I remember you. Now I need to rapidly forget you.

  33. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    “Don’t just stand there you idiot! Help me…I CAN’T BLINK!”

  34. Sharon Stone
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    That bag contains their daily ration of personal lubricant.

  35. Channing Tatum Stupid Clothes
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    Tragic Mike.

  36. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    KV
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    Damn… some people don’t age well. Didn’t you used to be hot while you were young ? And the eyeliner ?? Really ??

  37. Katharine McPhee Cleavage Legs Smash Set
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    Smash, I would not watch. Smash and Grab, however, piques my interest.

  38. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    Kojak
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    This is the picture of Dorian Gray 25 years later.

  39. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victorias Secret
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    Ah, so that’s why she needed to borrow my yacht. Good to know.

  40. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    angerinside
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    We are the Youth Gone Wide!

  41. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    EDDIE HITLER
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    “I am Vigo, ruler of Carpathia, scourge of Moldavia…”

  42. Edgar Winter
    Kojak
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    This guy Rocks!
    He still tour with Ringo.

  43. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
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    Holy god, it’s reverend Kane!
    …god is in his holy temple…

  44. Sharon Stone
    Kojak
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    This photo is unfair…
    She was with this Argentinian guy, in south of Brasil, where he lives, paparazzi throw hundreds of photos on internet and and papers and in 99% she was incredible for her age, and nothing like she is in this pictures…

    • It’s called makeup. M A K E U P .

      Can do wonders. It’s why women don’t seem to age as well… they’ve essentially been wearing a mask all their lives. And guess what? Most every woman I’ve spoken to about it says they wear it for other women. They won’t accept that most of us guys don’t really care about their hair or their face; more about overall fitness and, well, not being a bitch…

  45. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    jonesy
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    “I’ll get you my Pretty, and your little dog too!”

  46. Channing Tatum Stupid Clothes
    Kojak
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    Hey, it’s Rock Balboa!

  47. George Hamilton Laughing Holding Cash
    Kojak
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    Tan mom’s inspiration.

  48. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victorias Secret
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    This photo stands as proof that there is also such a thing as body makeup. You can tell when the skin looks mannequin-like.

  49. George Hamilton Laughing Holding Cash
    Queef Sister
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    Fourty bucks to rent your tanning bed for the night?

  50. Sharon Stone
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    She was Kim Catrall’s inspiration all along.

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