Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that pretty much lives up to its name with this pic alone. Apparently the ‘Revolver Golden God’ is some unfortunate combination of jaundice and gingivitis. We’ve also got Leighton Meester‘s front butt, which clearly takes a backseat to the real thing and we learn that Eva Longoria has been a secret Muslim this whole time. Who knew? Got another question for you. What’s more humiliating, being Tara Reid or the guy breaking his neck to check out her ass?
Trick question! The answer is the guy banging his grandmother because it beats the hell out of working,
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He’s one yellow raincoat away from being the Gorton’s Fisherman.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
What are her eyes are saying? That his d*ck’s been about three inches away from her eyes.
“Fuck an iPhone. I can’t hear the BEN-ENT-BENT-BENT-BEH-BENT-BENT-BENT part!”
How can you be a MILF with no kids?
South Waco 80.
You can actually see the circuitry behind her cold robot eyes…
“Please let me carry you in my backpack. Your legs can’t take the weight.”
”But she caught me on the counter (It wasn’t me)
Saw me banging on the sofa (It wasn’t me)”
She looks like Rachel Ticotin’s asphyxiating face in the original ‘Total Recall.’
“Tchaaaa….. You know what? Uh-uh!”
Nice to see Nicole Sullivan hasn’t retired the Vancome Lady for good.
Love that character.
I do too, but I prefer her as Antonia! :D
Especially trying to work at the pizza shop. “Pizza, Meetsa, Feetsa, Sheetsa, Teetsa, Poteetsa”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_UR-VIFQKU
Tits on the loose.
Every one of ya’ll would do the exact same thing.
True, dat!
I totally would.
It was only a matter of time before she started to look like Valdamir Harkonen from Dune.
Mom, let go of my hand. I CAN CROSS THE STREET BY MYSELF.
I’d still hit it. Even in his baby shoes. /noshame
Word.
Twice.
Lisa Rinna is looking better these days.
I remember you Sebastian. Gold pants, Rolling Stone. Best picture ever.
That toothpick looks strangely familliar… Renee Zellweger? Nah.
On the bright side, Channing and Jenna can share workout shoes. Bonus!
Fine Corinthian Leather stretched across a 73 year old skull.
if they got married she would only need to change one letter of her last name.
Thank God he put on that eyeliner or he would have looked a mess!
ahh, because as we all know there ain’t much in front.
michelle obama?
One word, Hideous. this chick is just gross.
dude, you be gay or what? she be hella fine….you must like da humans wit da kibbles n bits.
Body, Body, FAAAACE!
Not her dad, her husband.
SBS = Seriously Botoxed Sluts network
I don’t know which is more suprising. The fact she’s 19 years younger than he is, or the fact she’s 6 weeks away from turning 30.
Looking younger every day!
I remember you. Now I need to rapidly forget you.
“Don’t just stand there you idiot! Help me…I CAN’T BLINK!”
That bag contains their daily ration of personal lubricant.
Tragic Mike.
Damn… some people don’t age well. Didn’t you used to be hot while you were young ? And the eyeliner ?? Really ??
Smash, I would not watch. Smash and Grab, however, piques my interest.
This is the picture of Dorian Gray 25 years later.
Ah, so that’s why she needed to borrow my yacht. Good to know.
She asked me first, but Bar Refaeli was using mine…
We are the Youth Gone Wide!
“I am Vigo, ruler of Carpathia, scourge of Moldavia…”
This guy Rocks!
He still tour with Ringo.
Holy god, it’s reverend Kane!
…god is in his holy temple…
This photo is unfair…
She was with this Argentinian guy, in south of Brasil, where he lives, paparazzi throw hundreds of photos on internet and and papers and in 99% she was incredible for her age, and nothing like she is in this pictures…
It’s called makeup. M A K E U P .
Can do wonders. It’s why women don’t seem to age as well… they’ve essentially been wearing a mask all their lives. And guess what? Most every woman I’ve spoken to about it says they wear it for other women. They won’t accept that most of us guys don’t really care about their hair or their face; more about overall fitness and, well, not being a bitch…
“I’ll get you my Pretty, and your little dog too!”
Hey, it’s Rock Balboa!
Tan mom’s inspiration.
This photo stands as proof that there is also such a thing as body makeup. You can tell when the skin looks mannequin-like.
Fourty bucks to rent your tanning bed for the night?
She was Kim Catrall’s inspiration all along.