Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that pretty much lives up to its name with this pic alone. Apparently the ‘Revolver Golden God’ is some unfortunate combination of jaundice and gingivitis. We’ve also got Leighton Meester‘s front butt, which clearly takes a backseat to the real thing and we learn that Eva Longoria has been a secret Muslim this whole time. Who knew? Got another question for you. What’s more humiliating, being Tara Reid or the guy breaking his neck to check out her ass?
Trick question! The answer is the guy banging his grandmother because it beats the hell out of working,
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He looks a little embarrassed.
He should be.
He was so cute once. ONCE.
K-Fed got back with Britney!!?
Like, OMFG!!
Yummy!
Very nice natties, as I call them
MJ nose
If someone actually has a revolver, for the love of GOD please use it.
Why’s the cop taking out his handcuffs?
God help me I wouldn’t be able to control myself around this woman.
Why would you need to – isn’t rape legal when you’re in international waters?
hey d*ckhead (aka Schmidtler). some things are meant to be joked about. apparently your father never taught you that you should respect women since, afterall, you were born into this life from one.
One of these days, she’s not going to be hot anymore. I’d guess those days will be in the year 2058.
Say what you like, but this picture was taken while he was in the middle of autographing a tit.
Yep. A tit covered with stretch marks and liver spots.
Still better than anything Fred Durst has autographed this week (which is the slip for the bank deposit when he has to close drive-thru)
“Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot PIIIIIIIEEEEE”
“My pants are tight!…(My pants are tight.)”
Awesome references! :D
Andy Dick as Gandalf The White
Im usually BEHIND Obama too. Never In FRONT. That guys an ass-grabber!
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Doing his favorite pass time – listening to white noise on his AT&T connection.
Further proof that a man’s sole goal in life should be fame and wealth. (Although the fact that some woman had Michael Lohan’s kid today shows maybe those things aren’t necessary.)
She’s way too hot for him.
His giant ass bag of chipmunk movie money says you’re wrong.
He’s not gay, but he’s really wishing he was right now.
Nic took off her clothes many times for all of us, and she escaped the clutches of the Xenu loonies.
She remains one of my favorites even though her best days are very much in the past. Back off on the botox ginger girl…you don’t need it to look fabulous.
I hope she bought at least one pair of bra and panties.
Personally, I’d rather see her without them, but different strokes…
Dakota Fanning circa 2035…
Doesn’t look a day over 45, which would be fine if she wasn’t 31.
Two people, neither have a butt, are walking down the street…
Like Reese W, only hotter.
We are the aged gone wild!
Instant mental photo, for flogging his monkey later. And I don’t really blame him, this is the best I’ve seen Tara in years.
You need to stop drinking before 4:00 pm.
You mom doesn’t mind drinking before 4:00pm. It loosens her up for anal sex. She did tell me you were gay. So, go lick the shit off your gay lovers dick, sperm burp. You’ll be calling me daddy soon. Have a great day, son. :D
Well, that escalated quickly.
It did seem to go quite well, didn’t it!
I’ve seen her in London. She photographs pretty well, but in the flesh she is super hot.
What the hell??? Just… no.
We are the youth gone old!
What did she do to her hair?????
No extensions, uh oh.
This would almost be cute if it weren’t so creepy. Why is she shoving her dad’s head into her chest?
Worst Photoshop ever
I have no idea how old this guy is… but I’m pretty sure he’s at least 40 years older than me… I’m 28… but I totally would.
me too. RAWR
She looks like the love child of Jennifer Garner and Rosario Dawson.
He thinks he just saw Vicky Gunvalson from Real Housewives. And I don’t blame him.
After seeing her work that ass while riding Jimmy Kimmel I cannot say anything negative about her.
I think the microphone is what caused her reaction.
The baby and Channing will be well fed.
New Katharine McPhee. Now serving flapjacks.
The only thing she’s sucking is his youth.
I didn’t know he was on the Goonies… HEYYYYYY YOOOUUUUU GUUUUUYYYSSSSS!!!
Damn it, did somebody bring a carb to the red carpet? Come on guys, now we’re never going to get her to go inside.
LOL nothing more embarrassing than a big guy with tiny feet.
Those are odd looking electric chairs.
Not exactly sure where the “front butt” is, but okay.
And you call yourself “FUCKBEAST”?
“Not bad” thought Te’o's gay hoaxster.
Al Cappuccino
Even the hippy guy won’t touch Leann Rimes.
You can here the looney tunes playing from here!
“Hear” ……dammit
Spongebob-style close-up of Khloe Kardashian.