The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.31.13

January 31st, 2013 // 291 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that pretty much lives up to its name with this pic alone. Apparently the ‘Revolver Golden God’ is some unfortunate combination of jaundice and gingivitis. We’ve also got Leighton Meester‘s front butt, which clearly takes a backseat to the real thing and we learn that Eva Longoria has been a secret Muslim this whole time. Who knew? Got another question for you. What’s more humiliating, being Tara Reid or the guy breaking his neck to check out her ass?

Trick question! The answer is the guy banging his grandmother because it beats the hell out of working,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sharon Stone
    Cock Dr
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    He looks a little embarrassed.
    He should be.

  2. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
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    He was so cute once. ONCE.

  3. Sharon Stone
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    K-Fed got back with Britney!!?

    Like, OMFG!!

  4. Carla Gugino Cleavage House Of Cards Premiere
    Toe Jam
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    Yummy!

  5. Hayley Atwell Cleavage InStyle Best Of British Talent Party
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    Very nice natties, as I call them

  6. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    BB
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    MJ nose

  7. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If someone actually has a revolver, for the love of GOD please use it.

  8. Kerry Washington O Face GMA
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    Why’s the cop taking out his handcuffs?

  9. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victorias Secret
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    God help me I wouldn’t be able to control myself around this woman.

    • Why would you need to – isn’t rape legal when you’re in international waters?

      • petey

        hey d*ckhead (aka Schmidtler). some things are meant to be joked about. apparently your father never taught you that you should respect women since, afterall, you were born into this life from one.

  10. Carla Gugino Cleavage House Of Cards Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    One of these days, she’s not going to be hot anymore. I’d guess those days will be in the year 2058.

  11. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    mike
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    Say what you like, but this picture was taken while he was in the middle of autographing a tit.

  12. Amber Tamblyn David Cross House Of Cards Premiere
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    “Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot PIIIIIIIEEEEE”

  13. Edgar Winter
    BB
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    Andy Dick as Gandalf The White

  14. Eva Longoria Butt Obama Sweatpants
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    Im usually BEHIND Obama too. Never In FRONT. That guys an ass-grabber!

  15. Edgar Winter
    Toe Jam
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    Doing his favorite pass time – listening to white noise on his AT&T connection.

  16. Amber Tamblyn David Cross House Of Cards Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Further proof that a man’s sole goal in life should be fame and wealth. (Although the fact that some woman had Michael Lohan’s kid today shows maybe those things aren’t necessary.)

  17. Amber Tamblyn David Cross House Of Cards Premiere
    Toe Jam
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    She’s way too hot for him.

  18. Sharon Stone
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s not gay, but he’s really wishing he was right now.

  19. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Nic took off her clothes many times for all of us, and she escaped the clutches of the Xenu loonies.
    She remains one of my favorites even though her best days are very much in the past. Back off on the botox ginger girl…you don’t need it to look fabulous.

  20. Britney Spears Cellulite
    Toe Jam
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    I hope she bought at least one pair of bra and panties.

  21. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
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    Dakota Fanning circa 2035…

  22. Britney Spears Cellulite
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Doesn’t look a day over 45, which would be fine if she wasn’t 31.

  23. Tara Reid
    Hank E. Ring
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    Two people, neither have a butt, are walking down the street…

  24. Carla Gugino Cleavage House Of Cards Premiere
    Wheres my hat ?
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    Like Reese W, only hotter.

  25. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    EricLR
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    We are the aged gone wild!

  26. Tara Reid
    Toe Jam
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    Instant mental photo, for flogging his monkey later. And I don’t really blame him, this is the best I’ve seen Tara in years.

  27. Sheridan Smith Cleavage
    Wheres my hat ?
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    I’ve seen her in London. She photographs pretty well, but in the flesh she is super hot.

  28. Mariah Carey Midriff Cleavage
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    What the hell??? Just… no.

  29. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    poppymoss
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    We are the youth gone old!

  30. Leighton Meester Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    What did she do to her hair?????

  31. Amber Tamblyn David Cross House Of Cards Premiere
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    This would almost be cute if it weren’t so creepy. Why is she shoving her dad’s head into her chest?

  32. George Hamilton Laughing Holding Cash
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    Worst Photoshop ever

  33. George Hamilton Laughing Holding Cash
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    I have no idea how old this guy is… but I’m pretty sure he’s at least 40 years older than me… I’m 28… but I totally would.

  34. Hayley Atwell Cleavage InStyle Best Of British Talent Party
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    She looks like the love child of Jennifer Garner and Rosario Dawson.

  35. Tara Reid
    Janice
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    He thinks he just saw Vicky Gunvalson from Real Housewives. And I don’t blame him.

  36. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Gary Grant
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    After seeing her work that ass while riding Jimmy Kimmel I cannot say anything negative about her.

  37. Kerry Washington O Face GMA
    Gary Grant
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    I think the microphone is what caused her reaction.

  38. Jenna Dewan Butt Yoga Pants
    Gary Grant
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    The baby and Channing will be well fed.

  39. Katharine McPhee Cleavage Legs Smash Set
    Gary Grant
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    New Katharine McPhee. Now serving flapjacks.

  40. Sharon Stone
    cagster
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    The only thing she’s sucking is his youth.

  41. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
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    I didn’t know he was on the Goonies… HEYYYYYY YOOOUUUUU GUUUUUYYYSSSSS!!!

  42. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Ladypants
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    Damn it, did somebody bring a carb to the red carpet? Come on guys, now we’re never going to get her to go inside.

  43. Channing Tatum Stupid Clothes
    anonymous
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    LOL nothing more embarrassing than a big guy with tiny feet.

  44. Jude Law Vinessa Shaw Side Effects Preview Screening
    tlmck
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    Those are odd looking electric chairs.

  45. Leighton Meester Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    FUCKBEAST
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    Not exactly sure where the “front butt” is, but okay.

  46. Tara Reid
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    “Not bad” thought Te’o's gay hoaxster.

  47. Al Pacino
    FUCKBEAST
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    Al Cappuccino

  48. Sharon Stone
    tlmck
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    Even the hippy guy won’t touch Leann Rimes.

  49. Mariah Carey Midriff Cleavage
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    You can here the looney tunes playing from here!

  50. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
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    Spongebob-style close-up of Khloe Kardashian.

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