The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.30.14

January 30th, 2014 // 297 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which due to the entire press corps being in New Jersey should be a lot smaller except I crammed it full of random ass. When in doubt, fill that motherfucker with butts, is something I believe Ben Franklin once said. But in between them — *rereads* Yep, that’s fine — we’ve got Hugh Jackman in Jazz Cab!, Aubrey O’Day making bestiality gross all of a sudden, and that obviously old, recycled Kelly Brook shot up there that I’m in no way above shamelessly posting here to rake in pageviews.

It’s this or go back to lying to my family about editing porn again. Please, I beg of you,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Matthew McConaughey Winking Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
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    it’s polite to fart in the foyer before being seated.

  2. Haley Duff Fat Weight Gain Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse
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    Summer, you wanna play me?

  3. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
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    leaving spin class.

  4. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Those boobs really are incredible….even if there is a little Photoshoppin’ going on.

  5. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    You can re-post this as many times as you want, good sir. You can never have too much Kelly Brook.

  6. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
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    judging by the picture, AACTA may stand for “Armpits Are Cunts, That’s All”
    shoot me.

  7. Rob Ford Drunk Slick Backed Hair City Council Budget Meeting Toronto
    Slappy Magoo
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    Good eve-uh-ning. Tonight we present a story of murder most foul…oh wait that’s the stench from my knickers.”

  8. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Hailing Cab
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    i’d pick a fight but it’s so humiliating getting beaten up by a power bottom.

  9. Geoffrey Rush Humping Wall 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
    Slappy Magoo
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    Has this been going on for more than 4 hours? Should he consult his doctor?

  10. Tiarra Monet Nipples See Through Swimsuit
    YadaYada
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    Holy shit. This almost makes up for the pics of the Sisters Duff, Photo Boy.

  11. Haley Duff Fat Weight Gain Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse
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    Is she pregnant?

  12. Rob Ford Drunk Slick Backed Hair City Council Budget Meeting Toronto
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    sorry, I left the other document in MY VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

  13. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
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    He was fucking Kate Moss for years. Let that sink in.

  14. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Dog Motorboating Cleavage Instagram
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    the stories that poor dog could tell.

  15. John Stamos Dave Coulier Bob Saget Dannon Oikos Super Bowl Promotional Event
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    two men and bob saget.

  16. January Jones Butt Tight Pants Heels
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think you’re supposed to press that button BEFORE the little boy walks into the intersection.

  17. January Jones Butt Tight Pants Heels
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    boner from nina agdal pic gone.

  18. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    And God said “Let there be Kelly Brook.” And there was Kelly Brook. And God saw that Kelly Brook was good.

  19. F Murray Abraham Turtleneck Blazer Il Mistero Di Dante Photo Call La Casa Del Cinema
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    At this point in his life, I think the “F” stands for “Fuckin’.”

  20. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
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    Some great sideboob from Lady Galadriel.

  21. Delta Goodrem Butt Tight Dress 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
    Cock Dr
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    Angry blonde vampire in pretty purple dress.

  22. January Jones Butt Tight Pants Heels
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    She’s gonna be there a while. The button only works when something alive makes contact.

  23. Delta Goodrem Butt Tight Dress 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
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    Since low-hanging fruit is the sweetest: I’d like to give Delta a Good Reamin’.

  24. Aaron Paul Derpface Need For Speed Q&A
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    Racecars, yo!

  25. Christina Milian Legs Short Shorts Ecig
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    Those boots would look a lot better wrapped around my waist.

  26. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
    MarketingMike
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    She’s beautiful, and she’s 45.
    Damn….

  27. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Hailing Cab
    renotastic
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    “Hail, 2, 3, 4! Hail, 2, 3, 4!”

  28. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
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    Thanks heroin!

  29. Jordan Sparks Butt Tight Dress Welcome To New York Red White And Black Super Bowl Party
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    When did she get so sexy?

  30. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    *Gets down on the floor and spins around like a top* Woob, woob, woob, woob, woob, woob, woob, woob, woob!

  31. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
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    He did the mash!
    He did the MONSTER mash!
    The Monster Mash…

  32. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
    Jade
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    Eww.

    That’s all I’ve got.

  33. Rob Ford Drunk Slick Backed Hair City Council Budget Meeting Toronto
    ThisWillHurt
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    “‘Laz caw?’ Wha dah yah mee iz ‘laz cah?’ One mah dring. Juz one.”
    “You were supposed to submit your proposal for financial reform.”
    “May I see yer boobies?”

  34. Christina Milian Legs Short Shorts Ecig
    donkeylicks
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    I see Zimmerman’s landed on his feet, ebay is quite a thing.

  35. John Stamos Dave Coulier Bob Saget Dannon Oikos Super Bowl Promotional Event
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    “I’m funny.”
    “I’m handsome.”
    “I’m Bob Saget.”

  36. Rob Ford Drunk Slick Backed Hair City Council Budget Meeting Toronto
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    “I’m watching you, Wazowski.”

  37. Geoffrey Rush Humping Wall 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
    Lord Helmet
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    If Andy Dick did this we’d be disgusted. Just goes to show never underestimate talent and charisma.

  38. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Hailing Cab
    martian leader
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    step, ball, change , ‘HEEEYYYY SAAAAIILLLORRR!!!!’

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    alex
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    Dear Lord! Zowie!

  40. Rob Ford Drunk Slick Backed Hair City Council Budget Meeting Toronto
    martian leader
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    ‘guys, she’s not buying it. plan B!!!’

  41. John Stamos Dave Coulier Bob Saget Dannon Oikos Super Bowl Promotional Event
    martian leader
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    he’s got stevie’s chin implant!!!

  42. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Dog Motorboating Cleavage Instagram
    Lord Helmet
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    Sad part is the dog doesn’t realize what awesome place he is at. And even if he did he couldn’t care less. Because he’s a frikin’ dog.

  43. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Bonky
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    She is just faptastic !

  44. Jasmine Waltz Cleavage Bra Clear Umbrella Celebrity Big Brother Final
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    It looks like you misspelled “Christoph”…

  45. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Its amazing how much bigger her tits look with a bra on. Her topless photos they are almost half the size

  46. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Bra Album Cover Promo Instagram
    Dormant Canadian
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    No cleavage finger banging? Weird!

  47. Haley Duff Fat Weight Gain Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse
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    Are her sister and her the real life Arnold and Devito twins?

  48. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
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    Proof that we will find extraterrestrial life. It lives in impossible conditions.

  49. Aaron Paul Derpface Need For Speed Q&A
    Lord Helmet
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    - So, Aaron. Now that BB is over what are your plans? What do you think about.
    - Umm… *turns around* Elephants. Golden elephants.

  50. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Dog Motorboating Cleavage Instagram
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    I wish I could be that dog right now.

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