The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.30.14

January 30th, 2014 // 297 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which due to the entire press corps being in New Jersey should be a lot smaller except I crammed it full of random ass. When in doubt, fill that motherfucker with butts, is something I believe Ben Franklin once said. But in between them — *rereads* Yep, that’s fine — we’ve got Hugh Jackman in Jazz Cab!, Aubrey O’Day making bestiality gross all of a sudden, and that obviously old, recycled Kelly Brook shot up there that I’m in no way above shamelessly posting here to rake in pageviews.

It’s this or go back to lying to my family about editing porn again. Please, I beg of you,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. John Stamos Dave Coulier Bob Saget Dannon Oikos Super Bowl Promotional Event
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    “Psst, Stamos… I fucked Alanis Morrisette!!”

  2. Jared Leto Mouth Wide Open Posing With Fan Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
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    “My phone has an app that displays a 3D penis. Do you want to see it?”
    “Who doesn’t !”

  3. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Fifty
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    Courtney Stodden is waaaay hotter

  4. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    sheshshs
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    Any guys wanna comment on her vag? It seems huge and seems to sway low…like consuelo

  5. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
    Girl Who Wants Drugs
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    “Oh Pete baby, I wanna lick your nose!”

  6. Haley Duff Fat Weight Gain Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse
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    Haley, go ask your sister if she’d like you to babysit for her so she can go out. Then we can look at her instead of you.

  7. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
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    An incredible actress who sometimes looks fucking beautiful and other times looks like Fido’s ass.

  8. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Hailing Cab
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    Can’t really say anything bad about him. He’s a damn good actor and seems to be a great guy.

  9. Christina Milian Legs Short Shorts Ecig
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    Her thighs would make great ear warmers.

  10. Matthew McConaughey Winking Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
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    So the boys get the Kelly Brook boobs pic (boobs!), and we get this?? Cmon show us the Ham!!

  11. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
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    Seriously? It just gets worse for us girls on this site, pay attention boys this is the kind of crap we have to look at and you get Nina friggin Agdal!

  12. Jordan Sparks Butt Tight Dress Welcome To New York Red White And Black Super Bowl Party
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    Hey, Fish, you and/or Photo Boy must have connections in “the Biz” so how about some naked pictures of this woman. We’d appreciate it!

  13. Geoffrey Rush Humping Wall 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
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    “Scratchin’ me ballocks with me hands gives me dirty fingers.”

  14. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Dog Motorboating Cleavage Instagram
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    I think she should have a doctor look at that growth between her tits.

  15. John Stamos Dave Coulier Bob Saget Dannon Oikos Super Bowl Promotional Event
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    “Whoa, John-Boy, you holding anymore of that righteous bud?”

  16. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Yeah, this seems to be a few years old. So…? My face won’t be any closer to that majesty if it was taken yesterday. Thank you, Photo Boy, for occasionaly reminding us there is more in the world than Kim K and Miley C!

  17. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
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    Here, Vanessa, let me hold that ass for you while you load your yoga mat.

  18. F Murray Abraham Turtleneck Blazer Il Mistero Di Dante Photo Call La Casa Del Cinema
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    I’ve loved this guy ever since he was in the Little Rascals.

  19. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Bra Album Cover Promo Instagram
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    Looks like a fucking smorgasbord to me.

  20. Aaron Paul Derpface Need For Speed Q&A
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    “Alright, you fuckers…FINE! ‘Cheer, cheer for old Notre Dame…’

  21. Jared Leto Mouth Wide Open Posing With Fan Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
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    “Damn, Lady, you’re right. You can fit a larger dick in your mouth than I can…”

  22. Jasmine Waltz Cleavage Bra Clear Umbrella Celebrity Big Brother Final
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    Not only is Jasmine nice to look at, but she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. And she WILL for $11.00 in quarters.

  23. Chloe Sevigny Butt Yoga Pants
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    She’s sort of homely without a dick in her mouth.

  24. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
    caley
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    “And in the end Harry went back to being a muggle, because the magic of spells and books and ancient lore wasn’t nearly the match for sweet, sweet heroin. Eventually Ginny leaves with the kids, and, one night, Harry passes out in his bathtub, never to reawaken.”

  25. Jared Leto Mouth Wide Open Posing With Fan Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    *light bulb goes off in Leto’s head* – she took one picture of me and it’s better than any Terry Richardson has managed.

  26. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Bra Album Cover Promo Instagram
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    A dumb blonde meets a dumber brunette. I feel a female version of a certain comedy must be in the works.

  27. Tiarra Monet Nipples See Through Swimsuit
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    Good lord.

  28. F Murray Abraham Turtleneck Blazer Il Mistero Di Dante Photo Call La Casa Del Cinema
    Tony
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    “That piece of chit up there, I never like him, I never trusted him. “

  29. Delta Goodrem Butt Tight Dress 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
    seat filler
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    Delta God DAMN

  30. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Cher X
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    I’m a straight girl and even I have to say DAY-UM!

  31. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Dog Motorboating Cleavage Instagram
    acad
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    A dog as a fashion accessory. How nice.

  32. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
    acad
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    Is she shaving her cooter yet? or is it still a big hairy jungle down there?

  33. Dakota Johnson Butt Yoga Pants Fifty Shades Of Grey Set
    fuckface
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    Dakota Fanny

  34. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
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    I could stare at her all day and not get bored.

  35. Jerry Ferrara Girlfriend Breanne Racano Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Is it legal to eat Turtle?

  36. Matthew McConaughey Winking Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
    von
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    Releasing the McGassin

  37. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Frankenstein’s neck stitches are showing.

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