The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.30.14

January 30th, 2014 // 297 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which due to the entire press corps being in New Jersey should be a lot smaller except I crammed it full of random ass. When in doubt, fill that motherfucker with butts, is something I believe Ben Franklin once said. But in between them — *rereads* Yep, that’s fine — we’ve got Hugh Jackman in Jazz Cab!, Aubrey O’Day making bestiality gross all of a sudden, and that obviously old, recycled Kelly Brook shot up there that I’m in no way above shamelessly posting here to rake in pageviews.

It’s this or go back to lying to my family about editing porn again. Please, I beg of you,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dakota Johnson Butt Yoga Pants Fifty Shades Of Grey Set
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    They have not cancelled that stupid movie yet?

  2. Dakota Johnson Butt Yoga Pants Fifty Shades Of Grey Set
    anonymous
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    Need a can of Fix-a-Flat here.

  3. January Jones Butt Tight Pants Heels
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    “Hey lady, hey lady, you forgot you son, hey lady!”

  4. Delta Goodrem Butt Tight Dress 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
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    Whoa.

  5. Jasmine Waltz Cleavage Bra Clear Umbrella Celebrity Big Brother Final
    anonymous
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    LOL @ the “HO” sign.

  6. Chloe Sevigny Butt Yoga Pants
    anonymous
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    Ugh…this chick is so ugly I automatically stop watching whatever she is in.

  7. Tiarra Monet Nipples See Through Swimsuit
    anonymous
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    You know you give ZERO f*cks if you are going to go swimming in that suit.

  8. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    anonymous
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    Definitely some photo manipulation going on. Her tits aren’t that big and round.

    They are nice…so the ‘shop was unnecessary.

  9. Cheryl Hines Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Jim
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    Similar to the all-black outfit she wore to the Dead Kennedy event.

  10. Delta Goodrem Butt Tight Dress 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
    fred
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    “Relta! Relta! Down here!”

  11. January Jones Butt Tight Pants Heels
    Polk
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    Forever Alone.

  12. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
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    “…so yeah, I think you can say things are going pretty well.”

  13. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
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    Godammit Lena Dunham, you’re not even a hot mess. Just a mess.

  14. Rob Ford Drunk Slick Backed Hair City Council Budget Meeting Toronto
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    Did Mike Brady just throw his briefcase?

  15. Matthew McConaughey Winking Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
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    He’s not having a stroke, is he?

  16. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Hailing Cab
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    He’s not dispelling any of the rumours.

  17. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    You should have re posted the topless Cancun pics. So much better…

  18. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
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    She is sexy as hell and an awesome actress.

  19. Aaron Paul Derpface Need For Speed Q&A
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    “All right….. [sigh]…. Science, bitch.” (Begins to sob….)

  20. Tiarra Monet Nipples See Through Swimsuit
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    Someone should tell her Bieber has already left Miami.

  21. Haley Duff Fat Weight Gain Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse
    dr blue
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    I have always said that “pilates” is not a workout, this here is just the proof.

    • malaka

      pilates is a highly effective technique for people going through physical therapy to increase strength and flexibility in muscles that have atrophied and rehabilitate from their injuries i assure you.

  22. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Hailing Cab
    Veronika Larsson
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    *sings* I love New York in wiiiiiinter how about yooooou!

  23. F Murray Abraham Turtleneck Blazer Il Mistero Di Dante Photo Call La Casa Del Cinema
    Veronika Larsson
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    Somebody get him! THAT’S THE GUY WHO KILLED MOZART!

  24. Cheryl Hines Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Veronika Larsson
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    She got a star on the Walk of Fame?

    They hand those things out like bubblegum.

  25. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
    malaka
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    i don’t know guys..
    i think its great to see zombie syd barrett finally having some much needed human contact.

  26. Matthew McConaughey Winking Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
    malaka
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    that was my first thought.
    notice how he is holding his right arm.

  27. Haley Duff Fat Weight Gain Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse
    malaka
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    the world would be a perfect place if she had that condition that drew barrymore’s character had in the movie 50 first dates.

    i would ask her to marry me every day.

  28. John Stamos Dave Coulier Bob Saget Dannon Oikos Super Bowl Promotional Event
    malaka
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    fucking mormons….
    just let em get married for fuck’s sake!!!!

  29. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
    malaka
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    yes please

  30. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
    tito
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    enough already with the beetlejuice remake.

  31. Jared Leto Mouth Wide Open Posing With Fan Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
    malaka
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    he’s fabolous!

  32. Delta Goodrem Butt Tight Dress 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
    malaka
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    goodbutt

  33. Rob Ford Drunk Slick Backed Hair City Council Budget Meeting Toronto
    malaka
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    i need a hero! i’m holdin on to a hero till the morning light.
    he’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be strong and he’s gotta be larger than life.

  34. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
    Really...?
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    Beetlejuice 2 Teaser trailer ?

  35. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
    DREX
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    Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!!

  36. F Murray Abraham Turtleneck Blazer Il Mistero Di Dante Photo Call La Casa Del Cinema
    malaka
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    maybe if mozart wasn’t always so obsessed with money…
    just sayin.

  37. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Hailing Cab
    Eejut
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    Fosse! I mean taxi!

  38. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Dog Motorboating Cleavage Instagram
    Eejut
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    I see she’s finally done cleaning the bathroom.

  39. Jared Leto Mouth Wide Open Posing With Fan Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
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    It’s always a pic of Hamm.

  40. Delta Goodrem Butt Tight Dress 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
    coljack
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    I love the way the rich purple of the dress and the line of the mermaid cut accentuate her legs. It’s very eleg…

    NOM NOM NOM her butt HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA drool

  41. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    cc
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    If there is a heaven, she’s in it.

  42. Matthew McConaughey Winking Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
    cc
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    Vinyl suits are in?

  43. January Jones Butt Tight Pants Heels
    coljack
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    The lights in Beverly Hills take forever to turn. Sometimes, you hit the button and wait and wait and wait. It can feel like 30 years. That probably explains the denim jacket and the hair clip – she’s wearing period dress as if she’s been standing there since 1980.

  44. Haley Duff Fat Weight Gain Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse
    cc
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    moooooooooooooo

  45. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
    cc
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    That’s a bizarre medical condition…diarrhea of the face.

  46. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
    cc
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    The Shipping News sucked but you get a view of Cate’s ass that can’t be beat. Trust me.

  47. Christina Milian Legs Short Shorts Ecig
    j/k
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    Is she smoking a blunt with Scott Disckszs… Kourtney’s Husband?

  48. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Hailing Cab
    cc
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    You have to do a pirouette to get a taxi in New York?

  49. Christina Milian Legs Short Shorts Ecig
    cc
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    I hope that guy is dressed for a movie role.

  50. Rob Ford Drunk Slick Backed Hair City Council Budget Meeting Toronto
    cc
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    He’s about to make a break for it…he knows a process server when he sees one.

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