The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.30.14

January 30th, 2014 // 297 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which due to the entire press corps being in New Jersey should be a lot smaller except I crammed it full of random ass. When in doubt, fill that motherfucker with butts, is something I believe Ben Franklin once said. But in between them — *rereads* Yep, that’s fine — we’ve got Hugh Jackman in Jazz Cab!, Aubrey O’Day making bestiality gross all of a sudden, and that obviously old, recycled Kelly Brook shot up there that I’m in no way above shamelessly posting here to rake in pageviews.

It’s this or go back to lying to my family about editing porn again. Please, I beg of you,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jasmine Waltz Cleavage Bra Clear Umbrella Celebrity Big Brother Final
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    America used to expert freedom and democracy, now it’s just no-talent attention whores.

  2. Rob Ford Drunk Slick Backed Hair City Council Budget Meeting Toronto
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    “and…and, “Max Hardcore: Shit’s Away!”….seriously, Mayor? The history tab says this was at 7:30 in the morning.”

  3. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
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    Dat ass.

  4. Jordan Sparks Butt Tight Dress Welcome To New York Red White And Black Super Bowl Party
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    Cue angry fat women complaining she hates herself for losing weight.

  5. Aaron Paul Derpface Need For Speed Q&A
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    Mr. Paul!!! In “Granite State,” when Todd dropped the ice cream down into your hell prison, did you like the Americone Dream or the peanut butter cup best?

    Uhhh…. let’s keep this about R̶a̶m̶p̶a̶r̶t̶ Need for Speed, please.

  6. Cheryl Hines Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    (Why’s my star read “Cheryl “Please cut my ass out of every shot” Hines”"…)

  7. January Jones Butt Tight Pants Heels
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    (In Agent Smith’s voice)
    “And now, my precious child…you are going to…*walk* across the….street!”

  8. Haley Duff Fat Weight Gain Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse
    cmonreally
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    I found where Hilary’s pregnancy weight went.

  9. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
    mr mcfeely
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    that cigarette is doing its best to escape from his mouth but his danged teeth just won’t let it

  10. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Hailing Cab
    cmonreally
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    I was going to comment, “Taken moments before bursting into song and dance.” However, I see others have beaten me to the basic punchline.

  11. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Dog Motorboating Cleavage Instagram
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    I’ll take weak, Greek, and geek for $800 Alex

  12. John Stamos Dave Coulier Bob Saget Dannon Oikos Super Bowl Promotional Event
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    I’ll take weak, Greek, and geek for $800 Alex

  13. Jared Leto Mouth Wide Open Posing With Fan Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
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    He’s Amish?

  14. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Bra Album Cover Promo Instagram
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    Shakira shouldn’t have to lower herself to work with that trashy woman.

  15. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Dog Motorboating Cleavage Instagram
    cmonreally
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    Going by her history with Photoshopping her pics, I’d bet money that dog wasn’t really there.

  16. John Stamos Dave Coulier Bob Saget Dannon Oikos Super Bowl Promotional Event
    cmonreally
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    With all the hype these guys are getting, I think I’m the only person who ever watched Full House and thought, “Geez, this is fucking stupid.”

  17. January Jones Butt Tight Pants Heels
    cmonreally
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    Her hand is actually frozen to that button. She’ll be there for a while.

  18. January Jones Butt Tight Pants Heels
    Lord Helmet
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    Oh, great! *takes out phone* 911, it’s me. No, this time in Beverly Hills. Yes, I know you told me not to touch metal objects or I could get stuck…. Just bring hot water!

  19. Tiarra Monet Nipples See Through Swimsuit
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    That’s fucking sexy.

  20. Matthew McConaughey Winking Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
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    I can’t stand this pretentious idiot after hearing the incredible nonsense speech he spouted at the golden garbage awards. I don’t know why I was even watching that useless trash either.

  21. John Stamos Dave Coulier Bob Saget Dannon Oikos Super Bowl Promotional Event
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    Who are these idiots again? Oh yeah, nobodys.

  22. Delta Goodrem Butt Tight Dress 3rd Annual AACTA Awards Ceremony
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    WOULD,,,twice!

  23. Chloe Sevigny Butt Yoga Pants
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    would NOT!

  24. Rob Ford Drunk Slick Backed Hair City Council Budget Meeting Toronto
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    Years ago when she was a brunette Frances Nunziata was Mayor of a little city that is now part of the amalgamated Toronto. She is one of those city politicians that you have in your city: got elected initially on her family name and has coasted ever since. In Toronto incumbent city councilors are rarely defeated at the polls. She’s got the gig as long as she wants it. She’s one of Ford’s allies on Toronto council.

  25. F Murray Abraham Turtleneck Blazer Il Mistero Di Dante Photo Call La Casa Del Cinema
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    He killed Mozart, no forgetting, no forgiving. Just sayin…

  26. Dakota Johnson Butt Yoga Pants Fifty Shades Of Grey Set
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    Who’ll take the lady with the skinny legs?

  27. Chloe Sevigny Butt Yoga Pants
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    Turn around and let’s see the business end.

  28. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
    Renzomatic
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    It’s like watching the transformation of Smeagol to Gollum before our very eyes.

  29. Tiarra Monet Nipples See Through Swimsuit
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    Guess this is as good as place as any…I would like to request all the Jeannette McCurdy pics you can get your shrimp cocktail covered hands on. Saw her on Sam & Kat the other day and her tits are getting huge.

  30. Matthew McConaughey Winking Dallas Buyers Club UK Premiere
    JimBB
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    Notice that the woman behind him can actually SENSE his wink. Only Skargard’s penis will save us if this guy ever decides to take all our women for himself.

  31. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
    JimBB
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    One day he’ll be in an ad, warning kids that heroin can turn them into Ozzy Osbourne in the 80′s.

  32. Rob Ford Drunk Slick Backed Hair City Council Budget Meeting Toronto
    JimBB
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    So, let me make sure we’re clear on this again. If I sign this resignation, I’ll get crack?

  33. Pete Doherty Brown Teeth Sweaty Hair Cigarette
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    Wow, if ever you needed wanted an anti-drug poster, this is it. Holy shit he aged horribly in a few short years.

  34. John Stamos Dave Coulier Bob Saget Dannon Oikos Super Bowl Promotional Event
    JimBB
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    The Three Spooges.

  35. Christina Milian Legs Short Shorts Ecig
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    Her beauty is fading fast. Who’s the asshole trying to emulate Leonardo’s Jordan Belfort?

  36. Haley Duff Fat Weight Gain Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse
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    Haylie Duff is slowly transforming into Joy Behar…but for some reason I still would

  37. January Jones Butt Tight Pants Heels
    JimBB
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    Honestly, officers, I swear I hit the walk button before I let him cross! Check it for my fingerprints if you don’t believe me!

  38. Rob Ford Drunk Slick Backed Hair City Council Budget Meeting Toronto
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    “Oh come on, what does a guy have to do to get a little extra money from you for some crack?”

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    i love you Kelly!!

  40. Jordan Sparks Butt Tight Dress Welcome To New York Red White And Black Super Bowl Party
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    Damn, looking damn good.

  41. Chloe Sevigny Butt Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    From the Witherspoon Collection.

  42. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Dog Motorboating Cleavage Instagram
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    Those look lovely.

  43. John Stamos Dave Coulier Bob Saget Dannon Oikos Super Bowl Promotional Event
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    Can’t stand Bob Saget, low class, vulgar creep.

  44. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
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    Love The Hudge and her ass.

  45. Jerry Ferrara Girlfriend Breanne Racano Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Remeber when Turtle was datign Jamie-Lynn Sigler? Well, this…

    • Jake

      I also remember when Turtle had a career.

      Just another reminder to get the pussy and money while the gettin’ is good.

  46. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    crb
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    SCHWING!

  47. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Bra Album Cover Promo Instagram
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    I like where this is going.

  48. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Jason
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    That body is just amazing. Just. Amazing

  49. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    BAM!

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