The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.3.13

January 3rd, 2013 // 194 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light, presumably because most of the paparazzi took a day to mourn the loss of a brother who died in pursuit of the noblest of causes: A photo of Bieber’s new bangs or something. Anyway, we still managed to scrounge up some random bikini tail, as well as what happens when you let your bong pic out your outfit, Matthew Perry sunning those guns, and the Cee Lo Green pic that will vaporize our comment filters.

Today’s Final Five proves that in 2013 history will repeat itself. With extra tucked penis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Sweatpants Scarves
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “When you said “Let’s try anal” I assumed you wanted to be on the receiving end.”

  2. Josh Duhamel Backwards Hat
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Is your hat on backwards because you are a catcher?”
    “Excuse me?”
    “Do you catch balls?”
    “Only my wife’s”

  3. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    Her padding is pushing it to the extreme in this pic. Whatever surgery she did on her face actually worked.

  4. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
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    Is she auditioning to be Harley Quinn in the next Batman movie?

  5. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    mark
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    She’s a lovely 38 year old woman.

  6. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
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    He is a seriously talented musician. From Gnarls Barkley to his solo work, he’s been pretty good.

    • Vindicated

      WTF is up with not commenting on physical imperfections and levels of attractiveness?
      I believe theappreciationoftalent.com is hosted by clown media

  7. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Sweatpants Scarves
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    Looks like Candice Cameron finally found Jesus.

  8. Silvia Abbate Bikini
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    Keep a grip on those things. You wouldn’t want them to float away.

  9. Lonni Willison Bikini Jeremy Jackson Shirtless Bathing Suit
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    She’s fucking sexy.

  10. Ralph Fiennes Balding Full Beard
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    Lord Voldermort takes a stroll.

  11. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Yoga Pants
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    My dream woman. Look at that fucking body.

  12. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Yoga Pants
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    So inviting.

  13. Lonni Willison Bikini Jeremy Jackson Shirtless Bathing Suit
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    Hulk SPLASH!!

  14. Matthew Perry Sleeves Cut Off Plaid Shorts
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    “What’s that? No, I’m a millionaire. I simply don’t give fucks anymore”.

  15. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
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    “This chicken is craaaaaazy…!” See, because “Polo” is chicken and “Loco” is crazy and he sang that song, “Crazy” and… get off my back! It was the holidays and I ran out of turkey early and they no longer carry egg nog at the Safeway!

  16. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
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    The fact that this woman is somehow a “personality” is proof we’ve jumped the shark as a society.

  17. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
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    “Dude, your mom keeps giving me the eye. It’s creeping me out.”

  18. Snoop Dogg Red Fur Coat Blue Socks Athletic Sandals
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    Growing up as a young poor boy in the projects, even our Santa always seemed to have an edge.

  19. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Yoga Pants
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    All I wanna know is; how do the paparazzi manage to always show up at the exact right time to get these amazing candid shots?! It’s remarkable!!

  20. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
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    I’ll give someone $10 if they stab a needle into one of them to see if they make a popping sound or just slowly leak sadness and desperation.

  21. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
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    She’s only 45. Jesus fuck. She’s aged horribly.

  22. Ralph Fiennes Balding Full Beard
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    I used to have so much respect for him. :/

  23. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Chris
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    I know where the nipples are supposed to be but I’m at a loss as to their actual location.

  24. Matthew Perry Sleeves Cut Off Plaid Shorts
    pinkslime
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    “excuse me, have you seen my career?”

  25. Lonni Willison Bikini Jeremy Jackson Shirtless Bathing Suit
    pinkslime
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    boy, this is the most unenthusiastic hand-holding i have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

  26. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Martina
    Commented on this photo:

    I swear she was 16 just a few months ago … yeah right ….

  27. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Martina
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    Settle down everyone, I’ve called the HazMat team.

  28. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Carolyn
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    If I looked like this I’d kill myself.

  29. Scott Disick Thug Boots
    Carolyn
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    A turd with legs.

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Jaime
    Commented on this photo:

    Great! Finally, a photo of Courtney without make up!! It’s a miracle!!!

    Thanks Courtney, I’ll take more of those, thank you.

  31. Lonni Willison Bikini Jeremy Jackson Shirtless Bathing Suit
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    Steroids !!!!!!

  32. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    katie
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    Who is she?

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