Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light, presumably because most of the paparazzi took a day to mourn the loss of a brother who died in pursuit of the noblest of causes: A photo of Bieber’s new bangs or something. Anyway, we still managed to scrounge up some random bikini tail, as well as what happens when you let your bong pic out your outfit, Matthew Perry sunning those guns, and the Cee Lo Green pic that will vaporize our comment filters.
Today’s Final Five proves that in 2013 history will repeat itself. With extra tucked penis,
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“When you said “Let’s try anal” I assumed you wanted to be on the receiving end.”
“Is your hat on backwards because you are a catcher?”
“Excuse me?”
“Do you catch balls?”
“Only my wife’s”
Her padding is pushing it to the extreme in this pic. Whatever surgery she did on her face actually worked.
Is she auditioning to be Harley Quinn in the next Batman movie?
She’s a lovely 38 year old woman.
He is a seriously talented musician. From Gnarls Barkley to his solo work, he’s been pretty good.
WTF is up with not commenting on physical imperfections and levels of attractiveness?
I believe theappreciationoftalent.com is hosted by clown media
Looks like Candice Cameron finally found Jesus.
Keep a grip on those things. You wouldn’t want them to float away.
She’s fucking sexy.
Lord Voldermort takes a stroll.
My dream woman. Look at that fucking body.
So inviting.
Hulk SPLASH!!
“What’s that? No, I’m a millionaire. I simply don’t give fucks anymore”.
“This chicken is craaaaaazy…!” See, because “Polo” is chicken and “Loco” is crazy and he sang that song, “Crazy” and… get off my back! It was the holidays and I ran out of turkey early and they no longer carry egg nog at the Safeway!
The fact that this woman is somehow a “personality” is proof we’ve jumped the shark as a society.
“Dude, your mom keeps giving me the eye. It’s creeping me out.”
Growing up as a young poor boy in the projects, even our Santa always seemed to have an edge.
All I wanna know is; how do the paparazzi manage to always show up at the exact right time to get these amazing candid shots?! It’s remarkable!!
I’ll give someone $10 if they stab a needle into one of them to see if they make a popping sound or just slowly leak sadness and desperation.
She’s only 45. Jesus fuck. She’s aged horribly.
I used to have so much respect for him. :/
I know where the nipples are supposed to be but I’m at a loss as to their actual location.
“excuse me, have you seen my career?”
boy, this is the most unenthusiastic hand-holding i have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.
I swear she was 16 just a few months ago … yeah right ….
Settle down everyone, I’ve called the HazMat team.
If I looked like this I’d kill myself.
A turd with legs.
Great! Finally, a photo of Courtney without make up!! It’s a miracle!!!
Thanks Courtney, I’ll take more of those, thank you.
Steroids !!!!!!
Who is she?