The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.3.13

January 3rd, 2013 // 194 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light, presumably because most of the paparazzi took a day to mourn the loss of a brother who died in pursuit of the noblest of causes: A photo of Bieber’s new bangs or something. Anyway, we still managed to scrounge up some random bikini tail, as well as what happens when you let your bong pic out your outfit, Matthew Perry sunning those guns, and the Cee Lo Green pic that will vaporize our comment filters.

Today’s Final Five proves that in 2013 history will repeat itself. With extra tucked penis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Sweatpants Scarves
    bewbs
    Commented on this photo:

    “Good Morning Amer… HICCUP!”

  2. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Sweatpants Scarves
    bewbs
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    dammit that was supposed to be on the Pam Anderson pic…

  3. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    Cock Dr
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    Needs more botox; more filler.

  4. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Do we live to eat, or eat to live?

  5. Josh Duhamel Backwards Hat
    Later
    Commented on this photo:

    Josh Douchamel

  6. Snoop Dogg Red Fur Coat Blue Socks Athletic Sandals
    Cock Dr
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    God luv that coat ya mon.

  7. Lonni Willison Bikini Jeremy Jackson Shirtless Bathing Suit
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    They both look very powerful.
    Yeah, go ahead and try to swim vigorously in that bikini.

  8. Scott Disick Thug Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    “Off to con my way onto Transformers 4″

  9. Josh Duhamel Backwards Hat
    Cock Dr
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    There are much better ways to do casual comfortable slob around the house. But hey…no scarf…points for that.

  10. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    If it’s covered up why bother?

  11. Josh Duhamel Backwards Hat
    Fredical
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    “Did anybody see a dude in drag go by here? That’s my wife.”

  12. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Sweatpants Scarves
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Space Jesus, please teach me the ways of banging chicks way beyond my league!

  13. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    Toe Jam
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    I’m racist…against a black man, eating flame grilled chicken. It just aint natural.

  14. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    tom
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    At least someone I barely recognise among today’s selection of celebrities.

  15. Snoop Dogg Red Fur Coat Blue Socks Athletic Sandals
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    “Checkmate PETA…the furs already red”.

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    pavement_smear
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmm…all I see is 2 fake knockers and 2 real doorknobs.

  17. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Toe Jam
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    She’s so dumb, she actually went to Silicone Valley for her boob job.

  18. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    I like when her pics are a little blurry, because it makes her look less like a 34 year-old tranny.

  19. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
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    I heard she did something on NYE, but stopped giving a shit when I realized it was Kathy Griffin.

  20. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    If massive tumor porn is your thing, welcome home.

  21. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    Commented on this photo:

    “Remember when she was pretty?”
    No.

  22. Matthew Perry Sleeves Cut Off Plaid Shorts
    Joj
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    Matt Leblanc always beat this guy

  23. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks more like Palpatine every day.

  24. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, give her credit. At least she has less plastic than my girlfriend, Patches.

  25. Matthew Perry Sleeves Cut Off Plaid Shorts
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Still searching for that one person who has actually watched Go On.

  26. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    60 years old, 1 breast and still better than a Kardashian.

  27. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Ever wonder what happens to the contestants that get eliminated from The Voice?

  28. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    That just looks painful.

  29. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Suddenly I miss Grace Jones.

  30. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Uhura dye her hair blonde?

  31. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Sweatpants Scarves
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    You know some jackass left a bum bloodied and naked in the street somewhere and sold the clothes to Russell Brand for thousands of dollars. I’m in the wrong business.

  32. Silvia Abbate Bikini
    The Brown Streak
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    The new dehydrated breast implants…just add water.

  33. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not KFC, I’m confused.

  34. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    Commented on this photo:

    Sun worshipers this is your future.

  35. Ralph Fiennes Balding Full Beard
    Commented on this photo:

    Posing outside the Hair Club for Men.

  36. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice shot selection for the self-portrait. Maybe she really is thirteen, or however the hell old she’s pretending to be.

  37. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
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    If Anderson Cooper had any lingering doubts about being straight, this Medusa pretending to haul on his cock certainly took care of that.

  38. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone, somewhere masturbated to this picture. It’s sad, really.

  39. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Hector
    Commented on this photo:

    Yall are mean. You mean u wouldnt want to slide your cock in between those oiled up titties?!

  40. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    Falstaff
    Commented on this photo:

    Boss. Seen a chicken go by, Boss.

  41. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    Commented on this photo:

    What happened to her. She used to be nice. Now…she’s just a fucking cunt hair in her own hell.

  42. Ralph Fiennes Balding Full Beard
    Commented on this photo:

    Cmon man…it’s either hair jokes or bad ass motherfucker comments….make up your damn minds! ; )

  43. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    sweatbag
    Commented on this photo:

    so…fucking ugly

  44. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish to vomit now.

  45. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    Commented on this photo:

    I love this clip of Tatantino’s reboot of The Hobbit with Cee Lo Baggins.

  46. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let me tell you how I got these scars!”

  47. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m gonna buy this place and call it Cee Lo Loco!”

  48. Scott Disick Thug Boots
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it half past douche already?

  49. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Yoga Pants
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    She will never hear me coming with those headphones on. It’s a trap!!

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