Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light, presumably because most of the paparazzi took a day to mourn the loss of a brother who died in pursuit of the noblest of causes: A photo of Bieber’s new bangs or something. Anyway, we still managed to scrounge up some random bikini tail, as well as what happens when you let your bong pic out your outfit, Matthew Perry sunning those guns, and the Cee Lo Green pic that will vaporize our comment filters.
Today’s Final Five proves that in 2013 history will repeat itself. With extra tucked penis,
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“Good Morning Amer… HICCUP!”
dammit that was supposed to be on the Pam Anderson pic…
Needs more botox; more filler.
Do we live to eat, or eat to live?
Josh Douchamel
God luv that coat ya mon.
They both look very powerful.
Yeah, go ahead and try to swim vigorously in that bikini.
“Off to con my way onto Transformers 4″
There are much better ways to do casual comfortable slob around the house. But hey…no scarf…points for that.
If it’s covered up why bother?
“Did anybody see a dude in drag go by here? That’s my wife.”
Oh Space Jesus, please teach me the ways of banging chicks way beyond my league!
I’m racist…against a black man, eating flame grilled chicken. It just aint natural.
At least someone I barely recognise among today’s selection of celebrities.
“Checkmate PETA…the furs already red”.
Hmm…all I see is 2 fake knockers and 2 real doorknobs.
She’s so dumb, she actually went to Silicone Valley for her boob job.
I like when her pics are a little blurry, because it makes her look less like a 34 year-old tranny.
I heard she did something on NYE, but stopped giving a shit when I realized it was Kathy Griffin.
If massive tumor porn is your thing, welcome home.
“Remember when she was pretty?”
No.
Matt Leblanc always beat this guy
She looks more like Palpatine every day.
I’m becoming more positive about 2013 already:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/02/madonna-skiing-switzerland-fall-photo_n_2396618.html
Well, give her credit. At least she has less plastic than my girlfriend, Patches.
Still searching for that one person who has actually watched Go On.
60 years old, 1 breast and still better than a Kardashian.
Ever wonder what happens to the contestants that get eliminated from The Voice?
That just looks painful.
Suddenly I miss Grace Jones.
When did Uhura dye her hair blonde?
You know some jackass left a bum bloodied and naked in the street somewhere and sold the clothes to Russell Brand for thousands of dollars. I’m in the wrong business.
The new dehydrated breast implants…just add water.
That’s not KFC, I’m confused.
Sun worshipers this is your future.
Posing outside the Hair Club for Men.
Nice shot selection for the self-portrait. Maybe she really is thirteen, or however the hell old she’s pretending to be.
If Anderson Cooper had any lingering doubts about being straight, this Medusa pretending to haul on his cock certainly took care of that.
Someone, somewhere masturbated to this picture. It’s sad, really.
Yall are mean. You mean u wouldnt want to slide your cock in between those oiled up titties?!
Boss. Seen a chicken go by, Boss.
What happened to her. She used to be nice. Now…she’s just a fucking cunt hair in her own hell.
Cmon man…it’s either hair jokes or bad ass motherfucker comments….make up your damn minds! ; )
so…fucking ugly
I wish to vomit now.
I love this clip of Tatantino’s reboot of The Hobbit with Cee Lo Baggins.
“Let me tell you how I got these scars!”
“I’m gonna buy this place and call it Cee Lo Loco!”
Is it half past douche already?
She will never hear me coming with those headphones on. It’s a trap!!