The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.3.13

January 3rd, 2013 // 194 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light, presumably because most of the paparazzi took a day to mourn the loss of a brother who died in pursuit of the noblest of causes: A photo of Bieber’s new bangs or something. Anyway, we still managed to scrounge up some random bikini tail, as well as what happens when you let your bong pic out your outfit, Matthew Perry sunning those guns, and the Cee Lo Green pic that will vaporize our comment filters.

Today’s Final Five proves that in 2013 history will repeat itself. With extra tucked penis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Sweatpants Scarves
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    Lawrence of her labia

  2. Silvia Abbate Bikini
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    Talent check! Ok.

  3. Snoop Dogg Red Fur Coat Blue Socks Athletic Sandals
    B&WMinstrel
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    Finally, a way of explaining to the kids why he didn’t leave them an Xbox

  4. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
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    Dude has the freakiest little midget fingers!

  5. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Jade
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    Once again we’re given the opportunity to celebrate legalized pedophilia.

  6. Lonni Willison Bikini Jeremy Jackson Shirtless Bathing Suit
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    I bet they have conversations like:
    “hey babe, wanna have sex”
    “maybe later, I’m doing situps”
    “ok, I’ll do some situps too”
    “what? I couldn’t hear you I was doing situps”

  7. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Yoga Pants
    lpdub
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    Bark like a dog for me.

  8. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
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    She looks like the Wicked Witch at the exact point when water gets thrown on her.

  9. Josh Duhamel Backwards Hat
    Pine Table Fever
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    Taking delivery of Fergie’s weekly supply of anti-aging elixir.

  10. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    Jade
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    I know what chipmunks pack in there, but I’m curious what is in her cheeks.

  11. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Jade
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    When the skin gets all tight, and they start changing color, you’ve gone too big.

  12. Nicole Minetti Bikini
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    Nice fat lip. NICE fat tits.

  13. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    karlito
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    didn’t know that his little T-Rex arms could reach his mouth that close.

  14. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    Pine Table fever
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    Jayne County is looking pretty decent for her age.

  15. Lonni Willison Bikini Jeremy Jackson Shirtless Bathing Suit
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    It must truly suck to always be looking for David Hasselhoff!

  16. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    karlito
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    aging can be so cruel to some women. YIKES!! seen better looking street walkers.

  17. Nicole Minetti Bikini
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    Just like Angelina Jollie without the pretentiousness.

  18. Scott Disick Thug Boots
    poppymoss
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    Shia LaBeouf finally cut his hair?

  19. Ralph Fiennes Balding Full Beard
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    An English Patient in New York.

  20. Scott Disick Thug Boots
    anonymous
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    Those work boots will remain looking brand new because he’s never worked a day in his life.

  21. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Yoga Pants
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    Her colors aren’t as synchronised as usual .. which simply makes her look whorish!

  22. Snoop Dogg Red Fur Coat Blue Socks Athletic Sandals
    MFer
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    I thought it was Snoop Lion now.

  23. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    JC
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    When did she become a Vulcan?

  24. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    B&WMinstrel
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    Of course the angle she picks is obtuse

  25. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    Chinto
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    If she took out the false teeth, she would look 100.

  26. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    dairyair
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    Xanax eyes.

  27. Matthew Perry Sleeves Cut Off Plaid Shorts
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    No bitch, I’m Chandler Bing. I’m the funny one. Don’t you forget it!

  28. Scott Disick Thug Boots
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    Wish I could afford Never Worked A Day In My Life boots.

  29. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
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    When the larvae finally hatch, the spiders will be high on coke.

  30. Ralph Fiennes Balding Full Beard
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    Please give to those suffering from F. Murray Abraham disease.

  31. Scott Disick Thug Boots
    Falstaff
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    I’ve got BIG BOOTS
    That I CANNOT TIE

  32. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Sweatpants Scarves
    Falstaff
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    Is his macrame spreading?

  33. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    It it isn’t Courtney Stodden and her rill tits !! The shower curtain in the background is soooo classy. NOT.

  34. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Sweatpants Scarves
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    Quack quack !!

  35. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    Nonny Moose
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    I’ll pop my skull out at you! I mean it!

  36. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    Nonny Moose
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    Pamela Anderson or Sandra Bernhard?

  37. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    Bob
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    More makeup, Taylor Swift. When you stop halfway like that it makes you look like Kathy Griffin.

  38. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    Mr. Poop
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    It’s Rev. Rollo Goodlove

  39. Matthew Perry Sleeves Cut Off Plaid Shorts
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    It’s a handrailoff!

  40. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    She’s looking tran-tastic!!

  41. Snoop Dogg Red Fur Coat Blue Socks Athletic Sandals
    Eric
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    Out: Gangsta Rap
    In: Gramsta Rap

  42. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
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    On the bright side, she looks better than most grandmas.

  43. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    I would pay $100,000 for her any day before I would for Lindsay Lohan.

  44. Scott Disick Thug Boots
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    If our military were really heroes, one of them would put a bullet between the eyes of this egotistical douchebag. He is the most vile of the Kardashian clan.

  45. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    I won’t lie. That’s the hottest man with tits I’ve seen in a while.

  46. Snoop Dogg Red Fur Coat Blue Socks Athletic Sandals
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    I can’t lie, I would rock that red coat, that shit is fly.

  47. Lonni Willison Bikini Jeremy Jackson Shirtless Bathing Suit
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    ????

  48. Ralph Fiennes Balding Full Beard
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    One bad motherfucker.

  49. Nicole Minetti Bikini
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    The only person who should ever be in the Final Five.

  50. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    That ain’t no teenager.

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