The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.28.16

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Kendall Jenner groping herself on camera while simultaneously making money selling Calvin Klein underwear, so it’s the most orgasmic day of Kris Jenner’s life. We’ve also got John Travolta and Joey Lawrence’s battle of the ridiculous hairline, Josh Brolin looking more like an Oregon militiaman every day, and the little kid in this picture with Kanye who is now my personal hero. If he smuggles himself into a bucket of chicken to get us pictures of fat Rob Kardashian, I swear to God I’m adopting him.

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