The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.24.13

January 24th, 2013 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.

Her butt still deserves your pee,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mischa Barton Thick Legs Minidress
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    This gal is a potential knockout, but somewhat like Leelee Sobieski, just can’t seem to get her shit together. Damn shame. They’re both borderline hot.

  2. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Fashion Week
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    Ahhhh, Ms. VonTeese, I genuflect while kissing your cleavage.

  3. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
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    Russell Brand’s fashion consultant.

  4. Dick Butkus Barefoot Running Shoes
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    Dick Butkus. What a grand football player…HEY! Wait just a damn minute! Don’t those shoes belong to Danny Glover?

  5. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    I’d be afraid that she has “vagina dentata” and that she would bite my tongue.

  6. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    What’s really sad is that once upon a time, before all of the after-market customizing that has been done to her body, she was really quite attractive. Such is life, I guess.

  7. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
    anonym
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    She likes to be choked.

    I knew she was a kinky bitch.

    Watch out for the girls who never smile. They’re hiding something.

  8. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    A sad reminder of what once was and never will be again.

  9. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
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    Fuck those pasties.

  10. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
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    Dude, I won’t say anything. Just do it.

  11. Hilary Duff Joker Face
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    Smart move, take care of your body but fuck up your face.

  12. Audrina Patridge Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    Hot body, awful personality.

  13. Carmen Electra Side Boob See Through Jumper
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    God damn she’s gorgeous. What the hell is she made of?

  14. Alyssa Miller Nipples See Through Dress Parker Screening
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    Nice nips.

  15. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
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    She cleans up nicely.

  16. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    Wow, that’s awful.

  17. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavge Spanx Showing National Television Awards
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    She’s beautiful and talented in her own ways.

  18. Mischa Barton Thick Legs Minidress
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    She’s pretty today. I have no idea what the fuck she’ll look like tomorrow.

  19. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Fashion Week
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    She is fucking perfect. She may be whiter than a fucking ghost, but I’ll put some black in her.

  20. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    Her vagina should read, “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here”

  21. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
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    When this bitch originally turned up pregnant, there was speculation that four different guys could be the father. That is ho territory.

  22. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    They wanted a matching one for Kim’s ass, but there was nothing large and red enough now that Soviet Russia no longer exists.

  23. Timothy Hutton Stubble Yellow Teeth Movie 43 Premiere
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    Fresh off a bender…

  24. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    No insecurities or emotional neediness here…no, none at all.

  25. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    I wonder how much that costs?

  26. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
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    He has the right idea.

  27. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    tlmck
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    After January Jones, Jason Isaacs needs to do this one and his baby mama.

  28. Prince Charles
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    “Word to my mother.”

  29. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    She is a woman prepared for anything; smart, sexy, and half a cantaloupe in case she gets hungry.

  30. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Fashion Week
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    Does she have a lot of makeup on her face…or does she have a lot of face on her makeup?

  31. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    Nice tattoo, when I bang a chick I really like it to look like I’m fucking the spine-hole of a skull.

  32. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    Did you know Eskimos have over 200 words for snow, but only one word for “skank”?

  33. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Who does this Joker think he is? The Red Hood?

  34. Hilary Duff Joker Face
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    Is this the new thing? Duff face?

  35. Prince Charles
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    From the looks on the faces of those fine ladies at his side, it looks like Prince Charles is gonna get a little chocolate puddin on the royal sceptre tonight!

  36. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    in my neighborhood we shoot darkies dressed like that

  37. Zac Efron Laughing Coffee Shop Are We Officially Dating Set
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    If you’re going to try and be sly by holding hands with your boyfriend under the table, best not to take a table by the window.

  38. Chris Kattan Finger In Throat Movie 43 Premiere
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    trying to dislodge that last guy’s pubes from the back of your throat again, Chris?

  39. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
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    Does she have Downs syndrome or something? Nobody goes out in public stoned enough to look like that.

  40. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
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    how’s this guy’s name pronounced – is it EYE gore?

  41. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    Nice tat. Which Iron Maiden album cover is that from?

  42. Mischa Barton Thick Legs Minidress
    Wheres my hat ?
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    After that NYT article, probably more hireable than LL…

  43. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Fashion Week
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    That’s no Moon….

  44. Prince Charles
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    The “old” vanguard of Britain (although he’s a dottering old fart who has lost the plot because his mommy won’t die and let him be King) amongst its’ “new” faces (God bless a Socialist-endorsed, open immigration policy and a lucrative social entitlement program…). I want to vomit! ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH! Wannabe hood rats thuggin’ and muggin’ it up for the cameras. How many of these these shits were involved in robbin’ and stealin’ during the riots of 2011? And now they’re hanging out at a cricket oval with the future King…

  45. Hilary Duff Joker Face
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    “You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

  46. Chris Kattan Finger In Throat Movie 43 Premiere
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    He wouldn’t need to do that to himself if he’d take a look at the Paz de la Huerta pic coming up.

  47. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    DAFUQ?

  48. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
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    early dementia guys…. give him a break.

  49. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Where us Homeland Security when you need them? Tango down.

  50. Chris Kattan Finger In Throat Movie 43 Premiere
    Mista Smoove and Silky
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    A perfect discription of Mr. Kattan’s career thus far!!!

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