Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.
Her butt still deserves your pee,
- Photo Boy
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This gal is a potential knockout, but somewhat like Leelee Sobieski, just can’t seem to get her shit together. Damn shame. They’re both borderline hot.
Ahhhh, Ms. VonTeese, I genuflect while kissing your cleavage.
Russell Brand’s fashion consultant.
Dick Butkus. What a grand football player…HEY! Wait just a damn minute! Don’t those shoes belong to Danny Glover?
I’d be afraid that she has “vagina dentata” and that she would bite my tongue.
What’s really sad is that once upon a time, before all of the after-market customizing that has been done to her body, she was really quite attractive. Such is life, I guess.
I think you mean, “..before all of the after-market customizing… he was really quite attractive.”
She likes to be choked.
I knew she was a kinky bitch.
Watch out for the girls who never smile. They’re hiding something.
A sad reminder of what once was and never will be again.
Fuck those pasties.
Dude, I won’t say anything. Just do it.
Smart move, take care of your body but fuck up your face.
Hot body, awful personality.
God damn she’s gorgeous. What the hell is she made of?
Nice nips.
She cleans up nicely.
Wow, that’s awful.
She’s beautiful and talented in her own ways.
She’s pretty today. I have no idea what the fuck she’ll look like tomorrow.
That’s why it’s always a good idea to sneak out in the middle of the night while they’re still sleeping.
She is fucking perfect. She may be whiter than a fucking ghost, but I’ll put some black in her.
Her vagina should read, “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here”
I think if you look closely at the tat, it does. Right below the non disclosure agreement.
When this bitch originally turned up pregnant, there was speculation that four different guys could be the father. That is ho territory.
They wanted a matching one for Kim’s ass, but there was nothing large and red enough now that Soviet Russia no longer exists.
Fresh off a bender…
No insecurities or emotional neediness here…no, none at all.
I wonder how much that costs?
He has the right idea.
After January Jones, Jason Isaacs needs to do this one and his baby mama.
“Word to my mother.”
She is a woman prepared for anything; smart, sexy, and half a cantaloupe in case she gets hungry.
Does she have a lot of makeup on her face…or does she have a lot of face on her makeup?
Nice tattoo, when I bang a chick I really like it to look like I’m fucking the spine-hole of a skull.
Did you know Eskimos have over 200 words for snow, but only one word for “skank”?
Who does this Joker think he is? The Red Hood?
Is this the new thing? Duff face?
From the looks on the faces of those fine ladies at his side, it looks like Prince Charles is gonna get a little chocolate puddin on the royal sceptre tonight!
in my neighborhood we shoot darkies dressed like that
If you’re going to try and be sly by holding hands with your boyfriend under the table, best not to take a table by the window.
trying to dislodge that last guy’s pubes from the back of your throat again, Chris?
Does she have Downs syndrome or something? Nobody goes out in public stoned enough to look like that.
how’s this guy’s name pronounced – is it EYE gore?
Nice tat. Which Iron Maiden album cover is that from?
Powerslut
After that NYT article, probably more hireable than LL…
That’s no Moon….
The “old” vanguard of Britain (although he’s a dottering old fart who has lost the plot because his mommy won’t die and let him be King) amongst its’ “new” faces (God bless a Socialist-endorsed, open immigration policy and a lucrative social entitlement program…). I want to vomit! ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH! Wannabe hood rats thuggin’ and muggin’ it up for the cameras. How many of these these shits were involved in robbin’ and stealin’ during the riots of 2011? And now they’re hanging out at a cricket oval with the future King…
“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
He wouldn’t need to do that to himself if he’d take a look at the Paz de la Huerta pic coming up.
DAFUQ?
early dementia guys…. give him a break.
Where us Homeland Security when you need them? Tango down.
A perfect discription of Mr. Kattan’s career thus far!!!