Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.
Her butt still deserves your pee,
- Photo Boy
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I think I’ll have Oreos and milk before bed.
What an asshole he is.
titty saucers
can someone just beat the ever-loving shit out of him already? Geez.
If Kim K. were thin and they made boobs out of her butt.
At what point did Timothy Hutton become Kevin Kline?
he is getting rather puffy.
Do guys really find this attractive? Seriously.
Some do. Some don’t. Different strokes for different folks (as the old saying goes…)
Eyes disappearing under folds of fat. New Hollyweird look?
I’m going to go ahead an assume that the padded walls aren’t just a decorating choice.
How hard do you think he is clenching is butthole right now?
…somehow the relaunch of Fresh Prince was more gansta than the ’90s original.
“the joke’s on you…I’ll pull my own finger!”
took me five minutes to figure this out. but then I thought it was funny. (wax Britney right?)
I must be drunk or my laptop has turned on me….. what pasties? (no zooming for me, does that make me less blind?)
belay this comment.
pasties; bad. and did her ass get significantly bigger?
does he think he’s 6′ tall? every pair of pants; bunched up like he can’t afford tailoring. at fashion week. pukefest.
shit. hope that’s a bad photo. nobody wants the Wildenstein look. Do they?
yeah, he looks okay.
Who is this woman, the real Paz never wears clothes.
not pretty.
Dude looks like…an idiot.
I want to like her ‘tude. but she’s so ugly.
ok, movie 43, or whatever the fuck, just officially outdid the ‘everybody’s invited’ superfecta.
“Bah! Humbug!”
death by accessories.
“Here’s Andy Dick reaching for-”…..(ssiiiigghh) It’s just too easy. I can’t go through with it.
“P.S.I. at burst pressure! Hit the deck!”
disgusting skag. & this poor cracker, best she could do.
Sad Ditka is Sad…
“Hey, Sgt. Pepper — and the blonde bimbo with you — put them cigars away. I told you before, there’s no smoking allowed here!”
Sorry, I can’t go any higher than $3,000! But you’ll spend the night, right?
This fuck-bubble just can’t seem to get it right. The other day he was dressed like a piece of shit. Today he’s dressed like a piece of shit with a red ski mask. Fucking amazing.
All I gotta say is – I really hope this dude is saving his money.
“WORD, DAWGGIE…*whispers* Did I say it right?”
He looks soooo much better since he…since he…fuck, he looks terrible!
I’m really attracted to her. I just wish she wasn’t so fucked up.
Best picture of Carmen Electra I’ve ever seen!
“Paw, better go git the shotgun. There’s a dusky-complected feller out there a-kissin’ on Ellie Mae ag’in!”
“It’s just a jump to left!”
Everybody’s a fuckin’ critic!
“BEHIND YOU!! RUN!! It’s your Looper chasing after you! She’s already stolen your shoes!” Or something to that affect. You know where I’m trying to go with this.
She looked really hot in the January/February issue of Playboy. I was very pleasantly surprised. Well, maybe AMAZED is more like it.
“HA ha!! I’m finally shaking hands with my real father!! You’re right Mom, I no longer feel like eating my feelings anymore!”
“…and you can stop working as a maid…”
He looks like he’s trying to emulate Russell Brand except he’s using nice threads!
She has nicely-shaped toothpicks.
“HA HA!! I’m finally shaking hands with my real father! And you’re right Mom, I don’t feel like eating my feelings any more!!”
Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhh! Lousy double post. The first one didn’t show that it had posted, now this. Blergh. This site was so much better to access before they made all the “Improvements”.
She obviously didn’t know she would be one of the pics on The Superficial, otherwise she wouldn’t have worn those shorts under her dress.
I read somewhere that his middle name is “Wantstasukyer.”
“Mom, Dad… I’d like you to meet ‘Plan B’”, said the sad white boy.