The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.24.13

January 24th, 2013 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.

Her butt still deserves your pee,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
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    I think I’ll have Oreos and milk before bed.

  2. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    What an asshole he is.

  3. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
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    titty saucers

  4. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    can someone just beat the ever-loving shit out of him already? Geez.

  5. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    If Kim K. were thin and they made boobs out of her butt.

  6. Timothy Hutton Stubble Yellow Teeth Movie 43 Premiere
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    At what point did Timothy Hutton become Kevin Kline?

  7. Zac Efron Laughing Coffee Shop Are We Officially Dating Set
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    he is getting rather puffy.

  8. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    Do guys really find this attractive? Seriously.

  9. Hilary Duff Joker Face
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Eyes disappearing under folds of fat. New Hollyweird look?

  10. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    I’m going to go ahead an assume that the padded walls aren’t just a decorating choice.

  11. Prince Charles
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    How hard do you think he is clenching is butthole right now?

  12. Prince Charles
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    …somehow the relaunch of Fresh Prince was more gansta than the ’90s original.

  13. Zac Efron Laughing Coffee Shop Are We Officially Dating Set
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    “the joke’s on you…I’ll pull my own finger!”

  14. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    took me five minutes to figure this out. but then I thought it was funny. (wax Britney right?)

  15. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
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    I must be drunk or my laptop has turned on me….. what pasties? (no zooming for me, does that make me less blind?)

  16. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
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    pasties; bad. and did her ass get significantly bigger?

  17. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    does he think he’s 6′ tall? every pair of pants; bunched up like he can’t afford tailoring. at fashion week. pukefest.

  18. Hilary Duff Joker Face
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    shit. hope that’s a bad photo. nobody wants the Wildenstein look. Do they?

  19. Timothy Hutton Stubble Yellow Teeth Movie 43 Premiere
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    yeah, he looks okay.

  20. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
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    Who is this woman, the real Paz never wears clothes.

  21. Audrina Patridge Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    not pretty.

  22. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
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    Dude looks like…an idiot.

  23. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
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    I want to like her ‘tude. but she’s so ugly.

  24. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
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    ok, movie 43, or whatever the fuck, just officially outdid the ‘everybody’s invited’ superfecta.

  25. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
    Grafikman
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    “Bah! Humbug!”

  26. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
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    death by accessories.

  27. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
    Grafikman
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    “Here’s Andy Dick reaching for-”…..(ssiiiigghh) It’s just too easy. I can’t go through with it.

  28. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    Grafikman
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    “P.S.I. at burst pressure! Hit the deck!”

  29. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    disgusting skag. & this poor cracker, best she could do.

  30. Dick Butkus Barefoot Running Shoes
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    Sad Ditka is Sad…

  31. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    “Hey, Sgt. Pepper — and the blonde bimbo with you — put them cigars away. I told you before, there’s no smoking allowed here!”

  32. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
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    Sorry, I can’t go any higher than $3,000! But you’ll spend the night, right?

  33. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    This fuck-bubble just can’t seem to get it right. The other day he was dressed like a piece of shit. Today he’s dressed like a piece of shit with a red ski mask. Fucking amazing.

  34. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
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    All I gotta say is – I really hope this dude is saving his money.

  35. Prince Charles
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    “WORD, DAWGGIE…*whispers* Did I say it right?”

  36. Timothy Hutton Stubble Yellow Teeth Movie 43 Premiere
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    He looks soooo much better since he…since he…fuck, he looks terrible!

  37. Audrina Patridge Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    I’m really attracted to her. I just wish she wasn’t so fucked up.

  38. Carmen Electra Side Boob See Through Jumper
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    Best picture of Carmen Electra I’ve ever seen!

  39. Alfonso Ribeiro Kissing Angela Unkrich 43 Movie Premiere
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    “Paw, better go git the shotgun. There’s a dusky-complected feller out there a-kissin’ on Ellie Mae ag’in!”

  40. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
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    “It’s just a jump to left!”

  41. Chris Kattan Finger In Throat Movie 43 Premiere
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    Everybody’s a fuckin’ critic!

  42. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavge Spanx Showing National Television Awards
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    “BEHIND YOU!! RUN!! It’s your Looper chasing after you! She’s already stolen your shoes!” Or something to that affect. You know where I’m trying to go with this.

  43. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
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    She looked really hot in the January/February issue of Playboy. I was very pleasantly surprised. Well, maybe AMAZED is more like it.

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
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    “HA ha!! I’m finally shaking hands with my real father!! You’re right Mom, I no longer feel like eating my feelings anymore!”

  45. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
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    He looks like he’s trying to emulate Russell Brand except he’s using nice threads!

  46. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    She has nicely-shaped toothpicks.

  47. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
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    “HA HA!! I’m finally shaking hands with my real father! And you’re right Mom, I don’t feel like eating my feelings any more!!”

    • Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhh! Lousy double post. The first one didn’t show that it had posted, now this. Blergh. This site was so much better to access before they made all the “Improvements”.

  48. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavge Spanx Showing National Television Awards
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    She obviously didn’t know she would be one of the pics on The Superficial, otherwise she wouldn’t have worn those shorts under her dress.

  49. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
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    I read somewhere that his middle name is “Wantstasukyer.”

  50. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    “Mom, Dad… I’d like you to meet ‘Plan B’”, said the sad white boy.

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