The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.24.13

January 24th, 2013 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.

Her butt still deserves your pee,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Timothy Hutton Stubble Yellow Teeth Movie 43 Premiere
    Toe Jam
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    On Golden Pond?…more like, on Golden Girls.

  2. Alyssa Miller Nipples See Through Dress Parker Screening
    Toe Jame
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    Who? Ooooh, never mind. Fap fap fap…

  3. Chris Kattan Finger In Throat Movie 43 Premiere
    Toe Jam
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    Shhhh…he’s trying to reach his mouths G-Spot.

  4. Dick Butkus Barefoot Running Shoes
    Toe Jam
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    HULK SAD! HULK only have HULK FEET. REST OF HULK IS OLD MAN. HULK WALK AWAY TO LONELY BAR.

  5. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    Sparky
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    Way to confirm you’re a pathetic pussy whipped puppet.

  6. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    Toe Jam
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    The name for her pussy, is obviously Red Bull…cuz it gives it wings.

  7. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    Toe Jam
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    If only her tits were a little bigger…so close…so so close.

  8. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
    FUCKBEAST
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    Its sad whenever a plastic mold of someone appears to have more of a soul than the actual person its molded after.

  9. Hilary Duff Joker Face
    FUCKBEAST
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    Is she trying to look like Baba-booey?

  10. Prince Charles
    Admiral Hackbar
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    Could someone be a good chap and point me in the direction of the nearest suburb?

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
    Vlad
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    That awkward moment when the bones in your hand shatters but you don’t want to look like a pussy in front of Arnold, so you smile through the pain and continue shaking with what little strength you have before passing out.

  12. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    Not super impressed
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    This photo almost made me gag.

  13. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
    Vlad
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    koff…koff…hairball

  14. Dick Butkus Barefoot Running Shoes
    Vlad
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    After years of chronic pain from debilitating football injuries, Dick Butkus finally had his legs replaced with robotic Terminator ones.

  15. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Fashion Week
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    She looks like the death angel from American Horror Story II

  16. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Of course he can pull this off in Paris.
    Everyone there is too much of a pussy to say anything.

  17. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    what a whore.

  18. Prince Charles
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    The Surrey County Cricket Club?

    HAHA – are you shitting me?

  19. Zac Efron Laughing Coffee Shop Are We Officially Dating Set
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    So he is having lunch with a dude on the set of Are We Officially Dating?

    Perfect.

  20. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
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    No idea who the dude is, but guessing maybe its Helena Bonham Carter’s stylist?

  21. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
    RAWZ
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    I’m honestly just impressed that she’s still upright. Kudos, Paz.

  22. Hilary Duff Joker Face
    Say What
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    “Wanna know how I got these scars?”

  23. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
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    Didn’t he just get arrested in Florida for naked, masturbating, and shitting home invasion? Goddamn liberal justice system letting criminals run free.

  24. Hilary Duff Joker Face
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    Looks like ‘Hillary Puff’.

  25. Alfonso Ribeiro Kissing Angela Unkrich 43 Movie Premiere
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    “This is how you suck out the brain through the temple. Watch carefully.”

  26. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
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    Uh… No.

  27. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
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    “Heeeyyyyy! I’m homeless!”

  28. Dick Butkus Barefoot Running Shoes
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    Yes, kids, there was once a football star whose name was pronounced “Dick Butt-kiss.” And no one made jokes about that name, not because we were afraid of his punching our lights out, but because we didn’t really think that way back then.

  29. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    I swear that it’s not her bikini bottoms getting smaller, but that tattoo is actually migrating out of her vagina.

  30. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    I suspect the word “Virgin” in the background is feeling uncomfortably out of place.

  31. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    This is inappropriate, period.

  32. Hilary Duff Joker Face
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    More like Billary Duck…am I right?

  33. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    Oh, there we go. The lighting in the last picture was just GAAAAHHH!!! MY FUCKING EYES!!!!

  34. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    So that’s how she keeps fit. A couple of reps lifting her tits and boom! she’s Mr. Universe.

  35. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
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    “What kind of coat were you looking for today, sir”
    “Oh, you know, anything that makes my head look like a clitoris.”

  36. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    Leave him alone. This is as close as he will ever get to being with a real woman.

  37. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
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    Natural reaction to anyone who has been around January Jones.

  38. Audrina Patridge Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
    scotfold
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    my tits are down here, Audrina….

  39. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
    Alexxx
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    That’s an expert level duckface.

  40. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
    Alexxx
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    Daggonit! I lost another majek vergina cotton ball stick. Can one o’ y’all reach in thurr an get it?

  41. Prince Charles
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    Don’t leave Prince Charles hanging… Somebody fist bump the man!

  42. Prince Charles
    The Pope
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    My name is Prince!

  43. Dick Butkus Barefoot Running Shoes
    tlmck
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    I was gonna say Tom Selleck has really let himself go.

  44. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
    hijkmno
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    Jesus, does he have Hep-C?

  45. Alfonso Ribeiro Kissing Angela Unkrich 43 Movie Premiere
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    “I love you baby!”
    “…and I love your Fresh Prince residual checks…Dance for me Carlton!”
    “Alfonso…My name is Alphonso.”
    “Yeah…Nobody cares.”

  46. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
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    Someone needs to tell Gollum he missed the Hobbit premiere.

  47. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    I am just impressed with the dress she made from an old bath mat

  48. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    lawn
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    Wow, she makes Coco look like Audrey Hepburn.

  49. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
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    “Go away and stop asking me for meth!”

  50. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    I honestly thought this was a picture of Michael Lohan.

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