Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.
Her butt still deserves your pee,
- Photo Boy
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On Golden Pond?…more like, on Golden Girls.
Who? Ooooh, never mind. Fap fap fap…
Shhhh…he’s trying to reach his mouths G-Spot.
HULK SAD! HULK only have HULK FEET. REST OF HULK IS OLD MAN. HULK WALK AWAY TO LONELY BAR.
Way to confirm you’re a pathetic pussy whipped puppet.
The name for her pussy, is obviously Red Bull…cuz it gives it wings.
If only her tits were a little bigger…so close…so so close.
Its sad whenever a plastic mold of someone appears to have more of a soul than the actual person its molded after.
Is she trying to look like Baba-booey?
Could someone be a good chap and point me in the direction of the nearest suburb?
That awkward moment when the bones in your hand shatters but you don’t want to look like a pussy in front of Arnold, so you smile through the pain and continue shaking with what little strength you have before passing out.
This photo almost made me gag.
koff…koff…hairball
After years of chronic pain from debilitating football injuries, Dick Butkus finally had his legs replaced with robotic Terminator ones.
She looks like the death angel from American Horror Story II
Only way scarier.
Of course he can pull this off in Paris.
Everyone there is too much of a pussy to say anything.
what a whore.
The Surrey County Cricket Club?
HAHA – are you shitting me?
So he is having lunch with a dude on the set of Are We Officially Dating?
Perfect.
No idea who the dude is, but guessing maybe its Helena Bonham Carter’s stylist?
I’m honestly just impressed that she’s still upright. Kudos, Paz.
“Wanna know how I got these scars?”
Didn’t he just get arrested in Florida for naked, masturbating, and shitting home invasion? Goddamn liberal justice system letting criminals run free.
nah, that dude was gainfully employed as a carnival worker. a notch above Andy Dick’s status as unemployable f’d up dipshit.
Looks like ‘Hillary Puff’.
“This is how you suck out the brain through the temple. Watch carefully.”
Uh… No.
“Heeeyyyyy! I’m homeless!”
Yes, kids, there was once a football star whose name was pronounced “Dick Butt-kiss.” And no one made jokes about that name, not because we were afraid of his punching our lights out, but because we didn’t really think that way back then.
exactly. but-kus. nobody was tripping over themselves to be snarky 1st. (not that there’s anything wrong with that! (FISH).
I swear that it’s not her bikini bottoms getting smaller, but that tattoo is actually migrating out of her vagina.
I suspect the word “Virgin” in the background is feeling uncomfortably out of place.
Especially there next to her butt
This is inappropriate, period.
More like Billary Duck…am I right?
Oh, there we go. The lighting in the last picture was just GAAAAHHH!!! MY FUCKING EYES!!!!
So that’s how she keeps fit. A couple of reps lifting her tits and boom! she’s Mr. Universe.
“What kind of coat were you looking for today, sir”
“Oh, you know, anything that makes my head look like a clitoris.”
Leave him alone. This is as close as he will ever get to being with a real woman.
Natural reaction to anyone who has been around January Jones.
my tits are down here, Audrina….
That’s an expert level duckface.
Daggonit! I lost another majek vergina cotton ball stick. Can one o’ y’all reach in thurr an get it?
Don’t leave Prince Charles hanging… Somebody fist bump the man!
My name is Prince!
I was gonna say Tom Selleck has really let himself go.
Jesus, does he have Hep-C?
He has the pallor of someone getting chemo treatments.
“I love you baby!”
“…and I love your Fresh Prince residual checks…Dance for me Carlton!”
“Alfonso…My name is Alphonso.”
“Yeah…Nobody cares.”
Someone needs to tell Gollum he missed the Hobbit premiere.
I am just impressed with the dress she made from an old bath mat
Wow, she makes Coco look like Audrey Hepburn.
“Go away and stop asking me for meth!”
I honestly thought this was a picture of Michael Lohan.