The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.24.13

January 24th, 2013 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.

Her butt still deserves your pee,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
    contusion
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    The opposite of what I said about Paz.

  2. Carmen Electra Side Boob See Through Jumper
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    At first I thought that Geordi LaForge hooked up with Seven of Nine.

  3. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
    ash
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    jesus that got me! I was like Britney? Where did this come from? Oh please let it be!!

  4. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
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    I’d let him pretend to choke me any day.

  5. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Oh God please let someone think he’s a terrorist …

  6. Hilary Duff Joker Face
    billy blaze
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    “What til they get a load of me”"-best Jack Nicholson/Joker impression

  7. Timothy Hutton Stubble Yellow Teeth Movie 43 Premiere
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    Wow. He used to be so cute, too. I think a part of me just died.

    • I would sacrifice someone to look this good at 52. Hell, I’m 10 years younger and I would sacrifice someone to look like this now.

      • Tom, if this is true, you really need to leave the internets. Seriously. I can practically smell the hobo piss on this guy through my screen.

      • looks aren’t everything – at least you have your keen sense of fashion sense and sparkling wit.

      • Jesus, TomFrank, that “someone” better be your seeing eye dog, because 52 generally looks a fuck of a lot better than this. If you ready do look worse than this at 42, then I’d say maybe it’s time to lay off the eight-balls, Hep C positive hookers and the 5-times-a-day runs to McDonalds.

  8. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
    navvet75
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    He says “did you ever kiss an elephant on it’s nose” or a rabbit

  9. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Fashion Week
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    Nice makeup contrast. Guess her face just wasn’t white enough for her taste.

  10. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    billy blaze
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    I love boobies….that is all.

  11. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    navvet75
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    I’mmmm Blind

  12. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    At least she knows that her paid-for silicone globules are the only reason anyone pays attention to her.

  13. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
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    Nice Jizz pants, douche…

  14. Hilary Duff Joker Face
    Elephantman
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    This town need a enema!

  15. Mischa Barton Thick Legs Minidress
    elephantman
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    MESS!

  16. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    Sheppy
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    The man simply KNOWS how to create just the right look.

  17. Hilary Duff Joker Face
    Mr. Poop
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    A’ishah Hamza West

  18. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Worst. Fantômas remake. Ever.

  19. Zac Efron Laughing Coffee Shop Are We Officially Dating Set
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    I’m going to guess that that is not the “skinny” version of whatever it is he’s drinking.

  20. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
    Neal
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    Even with people touching that wax statue all day I’d still think your less likely to get a disease licking that than the real thing

  21. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    What does a douche need tampons for?

  22. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    Well, i would take one for the team on this one.

  23. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    FINALLY! A man that treats Bertny with the respect she deserves!

  24. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
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    not sure if pasties…or ham.

  25. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Nice try at being incospicous.

  26. Prince Charles
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    Prince Charles…shown here squeezing the ever loving fuck out of his duress alarm.

  27. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    Do you get Soy Milk from fake tits? Even then it probably tastes crappy through a straw…

  28. Prince Charles
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    Thought balloon from Prince Charles: “Don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet”

  29. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Better not wear that Burkha in France, Monsieur La Douche…

  30. Carmen Electra Side Boob See Through Jumper
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    Electric sideboob

  31. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    HackSaw
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    And he was never seen again….

  32. Chris Kattan Finger In Throat Movie 43 Premiere
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    Yeah, I’ve seen Lindsay Lohan’s sideboob too

  33. Hilary Duff Joker Face
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    Why so serious?

  34. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    AnnaD.
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    Did s/he suck in the bulging six-pack?

  35. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    AnnaD.
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    This poor creature obviously thinks it is attractive.

  36. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    I would bang this Britney, not the thing that is out there now. Well that is a lie, I would still bang the real Britney, but I wish she looked like this one again.

  37. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Best he has looked in years.

  38. Prince Charles
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    Good lord, this dude is everywhere.

  39. Audrina Patridge Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    I want to know what is behind her or next to her that has Chloe Moretz so terrified.

  40. Zac Efron Laughing Coffee Shop Are We Officially Dating Set
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    For a minute there I thought he was holding hands with his uh..roommate.

  41. Carmen Electra Side Boob See Through Jumper
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    Good lord she is still hot.

  42. Alfonso Ribeiro Kissing Angela Unkrich 43 Movie Premiere
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    Is he at the wax museum too?

  43. Chris Kattan Finger In Throat Movie 43 Premiere
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    Just found out that it was Lindsay Lohan’s boob that was in the guacamole he ate, not Halle Berry’s.

  44. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
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    Just came from sticking his dick in the guacamole.

  45. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
    Toe Jam
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    Is Jason Isaacs gonna have to choke-a-bitch?

  46. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
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    They are seriously doing international press junkets for this movie? A movie that should be straight to DVD.

    • You’re kidding, right? The foreign market is what makes Schwarzenegger movies profitable, no matter how hard they suck in America. Terminator 3 did nearly double the business overseas ($283 million) than it did here ($150 million). Remember End of Days?—$67 million domestic, $145 million foreign. Yeah, I know these are both a decade old, but there was that whole Governor thing. This is his first starring role since then, unless you count ensemble work like The Expendables movies—which, yes, also outperformed overseas. (The Expendables 2 made 2.5 times outside the U.S. than it did here.)

      • He had little to nothing to do with the success of The Expendables or the making of the movie. Shit he was in the first one for like 2 mins max. You also can’t compare this movie to a franchise like Terminator.

        I love Arnold, but this movie is a pile of crap and should be straight to DVD.

  47. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    Toe Jam
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    Makes sense to me.

  48. Hilary Duff Joker Face
    Toe Jam
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    DSLs (dick sucking lips)

  49. Dick Butkus Barefoot Running Shoes
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    Pretty sure he can still beat any of us to death. Moving on.

  50. Prince Charles
    Toe Jam
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    FAME!…I’m gonna live forever!

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