Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.
Her butt still deserves your pee,
- Photo Boy
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The opposite of what I said about Paz.
At first I thought that Geordi LaForge hooked up with Seven of Nine.
Interneted again! Damn you!
jesus that got me! I was like Britney? Where did this come from? Oh please let it be!!
I’d let him pretend to choke me any day.
Oh God please let someone think he’s a terrorist …
“What til they get a load of me”"-best Jack Nicholson/Joker impression
Wow. He used to be so cute, too. I think a part of me just died.
I would sacrifice someone to look this good at 52. Hell, I’m 10 years younger and I would sacrifice someone to look like this now.
Tom, if this is true, you really need to leave the internets. Seriously. I can practically smell the hobo piss on this guy through my screen.
looks aren’t everything – at least you have your keen sense of fashion sense and sparkling wit.
Jesus, TomFrank, that “someone” better be your seeing eye dog, because 52 generally looks a fuck of a lot better than this. If you ready do look worse than this at 42, then I’d say maybe it’s time to lay off the eight-balls, Hep C positive hookers and the 5-times-a-day runs to McDonalds.
He says “did you ever kiss an elephant on it’s nose” or a rabbit
Nice makeup contrast. Guess her face just wasn’t white enough for her taste.
I love boobies….that is all.
I’mmmm Blind
At least she knows that her paid-for silicone globules are the only reason anyone pays attention to her.
Nice Jizz pants, douche…
This town need a enema!
MESS!
The man simply KNOWS how to create just the right look.
A’ishah Hamza West
Worst. Fantômas remake. Ever.
I’m going to guess that that is not the “skinny” version of whatever it is he’s drinking.
Even with people touching that wax statue all day I’d still think your less likely to get a disease licking that than the real thing
What does a douche need tampons for?
Well, i would take one for the team on this one.
FINALLY! A man that treats Bertny with the respect she deserves!
not sure if pasties…or ham.
Nice try at being incospicous.
Prince Charles…shown here squeezing the ever loving fuck out of his duress alarm.
Do you get Soy Milk from fake tits? Even then it probably tastes crappy through a straw…
Thought balloon from Prince Charles: “Don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet, don’t check for wallet”
Better not wear that Burkha in France, Monsieur La Douche…
Or.. “I Double Dog Dare you to go into a liquor store dressed like that you Douchebag.”
Electric sideboob
And he was never seen again….
Yeah, I’ve seen Lindsay Lohan’s sideboob too
Why so serious?
Did s/he suck in the bulging six-pack?
This poor creature obviously thinks it is attractive.
I would bang this Britney, not the thing that is out there now. Well that is a lie, I would still bang the real Britney, but I wish she looked like this one again.
Best he has looked in years.
Good lord, this dude is everywhere.
I want to know what is behind her or next to her that has Chloe Moretz so terrified.
For a minute there I thought he was holding hands with his uh..roommate.
Good lord she is still hot.
Is he at the wax museum too?
Just found out that it was Lindsay Lohan’s boob that was in the guacamole he ate, not Halle Berry’s.
Just came from sticking his dick in the guacamole.
Is Jason Isaacs gonna have to choke-a-bitch?
They are seriously doing international press junkets for this movie? A movie that should be straight to DVD.
You’re kidding, right? The foreign market is what makes Schwarzenegger movies profitable, no matter how hard they suck in America. Terminator 3 did nearly double the business overseas ($283 million) than it did here ($150 million). Remember End of Days?—$67 million domestic, $145 million foreign. Yeah, I know these are both a decade old, but there was that whole Governor thing. This is his first starring role since then, unless you count ensemble work like The Expendables movies—which, yes, also outperformed overseas. (The Expendables 2 made 2.5 times outside the U.S. than it did here.)
He had little to nothing to do with the success of The Expendables or the making of the movie. Shit he was in the first one for like 2 mins max. You also can’t compare this movie to a franchise like Terminator.
I love Arnold, but this movie is a pile of crap and should be straight to DVD.
Makes sense to me.
DSLs (dick sucking lips)
Pretty sure he can still beat any of us to death. Moving on.
FAME!…I’m gonna live forever!