The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.24.13

January 24th, 2013 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.

Her butt still deserves your pee,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Talk about your fruit ninjas…

  2. Carmen Electra Side Boob See Through Jumper
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    She’s got a dynamite surgeon.

  3. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
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    What number Doctor is he?

  4. Mischa Barton Thick Legs Minidress
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    Return of The Penis Confuser!

  5. Carmen Electra Side Boob See Through Jumper
    Cock Dr
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    Very well preserved….especially when you consider who she’s been through.

  6. Dick Butkus Barefoot Running Shoes
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    “Fuck if I know if we have one in lilac, lady. Be lucky you’re getting engine.”

  7. Prince Charles
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    “I’m a knee-knocking, boot-kicking, back-breaking boss? Well, yes, I suppose that’s in my title somewhere. I dare say I quite like that moniker. Now, who would like to fist bump this boss? Only, no one really fist bump me. Against the royal code, don’t you know.”

  8. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
    fark
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    Haha you were right, his skin does feel like a purse!

  9. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    What happens if you reverse the ratio of Jonah Hill’s fat to thin parts.

  10. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Is this ‘going gorillas’?

  11. Prince Charles
    Pecas
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    DUFFFF! dUF DuRf duf duf… duf?!

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
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    ROOPAHT GRINT! VELCOME TO GRIFFINDOAH!

  13. Hilary Duff Joker Face
    Animal
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    Maybe I’m not as fond of her as I thought I was.

  14. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
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    Stop! Don’t! Who would look after her kid?!?! Bwahahaha…I’m just kidding. Strangle on.

  15. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    Pecas
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    For every train-wreck ho in a washroom, there’s a self-respecting girl at the sink who can’t tear her eyes away.

  16. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
    Animal
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    “You also pork da help? Lemme shake your haaaand.”

  17. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    Pecas
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    I don’t care if you’re offering a multi-pass… I don’t even want one ride.

  18. Dick Butkus Barefoot Running Shoes
    Animal
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    Geez, his age is really showing in his skeletal feet.

  19. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    anonymous
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    Yep…somebody got their first herpes flare up after catching it from Kardashian.

  20. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Nice to see that a more natural look for women is coming back in Hollywood.

  21. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
    Animal
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    Andy reaching for dick.

  22. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
    Animal
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    I’m shocked at myself, but I’m finding her attractive here. Must be the tits.

  23. Alfonso Ribeiro Kissing Angela Unkrich 43 Movie Premiere
    Animal
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    First a black president!!! Now they’re taking all our women!!!!!

  24. Zac Efron Laughing Coffee Shop Are We Officially Dating Set
    Animal
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    Never seen someone get such a kick out of their mirror image.

  25. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
    henry hill
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    her thumb looks like this guy i knew in college painting apartments who’d been in a car accident and they cut his big toe off and jerry rigged it up as a thumb. his name was tom. we called him tom thumb. he liked to shake hands with everyone.

  26. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
    Cock Dr
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    He still gets invited to movie premieres?

  27. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    henry hill
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    why is there never a predator drone around when you need it?

  28. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavge Spanx Showing National Television Awards
    henry hill
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    loved her in that beejay video online. the girl’s got talent.

  29. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Fashion Week
    henry hill
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    the ghost of stripper’s past.

  30. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
    CrashHell
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    Fail. “Look eye, Daniel Son, Always Look Eye!”

  31. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
    what the huh?
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    put on a top hat and you have eboneezer scrooge

  32. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Fashion Week
    Slick
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    I can’t help but wonder what shes wearing under that dress?!?

  33. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
    Cock Dr
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    I see dead people.

  34. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    That tattoo is so super skeevy.

  35. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Let’s see you pull that off in Compton, you fucking pussy.

  36. Alfonso Ribeiro Kissing Angela Unkrich 43 Movie Premiere
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    (keep smiling….keep smiling, there’s cameras all over and he FUCKING knows it)

  37. Dick Butkus Barefoot Running Shoes
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    Pictured: The greatest linebacker who ever lived, and the lamest footware ever made.

  38. Alyssa Miller Nipples See Through Dress Parker Screening
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    Hey, it’s Cindy Crawford’s ugly sister

  39. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    Just this chick have any talent over than standing in front of a bathroom mirror with a cell phone?

  40. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
    John Riley
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    Dr. Drew says “Open up and say ‘AH!’”.

  41. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
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    I don’t know who this man is, but he’s definitely guilty of something.

  42. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
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    Apply all Paz de la Huerta jokes here as well.

  43. Mischa Barton Thick Legs Minidress
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    lol, she’s actually looking better

  44. Prince Charles
    contusion
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    And, with this photo, we’ve now seen Prince Charles in photos with every citizen of Great Britain.

  45. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    That red ninja looks like Kanye.

  46. Hilary Duff Joker Face
    jep
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    The fuck ????

  47. Hilary Duff Joker Face
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    Admiral Ackbhar moved to Beverly Hills after falling into the trap.

  48. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
    contusion
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    Every time I click and a picture of her pops up, my first reaction is that it’s a guy dressed up as a woman. (I am wrong every time.)

  49. Prince Charles
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    The white guy in the background is keeping an eye on the royal wallet.

  50. Mischa Barton Thick Legs Minidress
    contusion
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    I always wonder how someone like her pays the bills each month.

    • FUCKBEAST

      *slurp, slurp*

    • She has a successful(?) clothing store in London, and her own line of handbags…am I still here? Okay, good. (Usually, just typing in “handbags” upsets the spam filter. “They’re trying to sell something!!”)

      Anyhoo, she also made some nice coin on The O.C., and guess what? Not every celebrity spends every dollar she makes when they’re makin’ it, nor do they keep living million-dollar lifestyles after they’ve stopped makin’ it. Her bills may amount to more than yours, but probably not by as much you’d think, and if she was wisely counseled to invest some of her TV money back in the day, she could conceivably be earning a decent enough return to pay most if not all of those bills.

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