Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.
Her butt still deserves your pee,
- Photo Boy
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Talk about your fruit ninjas…
She’s got a dynamite surgeon.
What number Doctor is he?
Return of The Penis Confuser!
Very well preserved….especially when you consider who she’s been through.
Don’t you mean who’s been through her?
“Fuck if I know if we have one in lilac, lady. Be lucky you’re getting engine.”
“I’m a knee-knocking, boot-kicking, back-breaking boss? Well, yes, I suppose that’s in my title somewhere. I dare say I quite like that moniker. Now, who would like to fist bump this boss? Only, no one really fist bump me. Against the royal code, don’t you know.”
Haha you were right, his skin does feel like a purse!
What happens if you reverse the ratio of Jonah Hill’s fat to thin parts.
Is this ‘going gorillas’?
DUFFFF! dUF DuRf duf duf… duf?!
ROOPAHT GRINT! VELCOME TO GRIFFINDOAH!
Maybe I’m not as fond of her as I thought I was.
Stop! Don’t! Who would look after her kid?!?! Bwahahaha…I’m just kidding. Strangle on.
For every train-wreck ho in a washroom, there’s a self-respecting girl at the sink who can’t tear her eyes away.
“You also pork da help? Lemme shake your haaaand.”
I don’t care if you’re offering a multi-pass… I don’t even want one ride.
Geez, his age is really showing in his skeletal feet.
Yep…somebody got their first herpes flare up after catching it from Kardashian.
His existing herpes combined with her herpes to form MECHAHERPES
Nice to see that a more natural look for women is coming back in Hollywood.
Andy reaching for dick.
I’m shocked at myself, but I’m finding her attractive here. Must be the tits.
I think i still have a boner from that sex scene she did with Nucky when she keep calling him “Daddy”
First a black president!!! Now they’re taking all our women!!!!!
Never seen someone get such a kick out of their mirror image.
her thumb looks like this guy i knew in college painting apartments who’d been in a car accident and they cut his big toe off and jerry rigged it up as a thumb. his name was tom. we called him tom thumb. he liked to shake hands with everyone.
Cool story, bro
i burned a doob with the thoe tumb guy!
He still gets invited to movie premieres?
why is there never a predator drone around when you need it?
loved her in that beejay video online. the girl’s got talent.
the ghost of stripper’s past.
Fail. “Look eye, Daniel Son, Always Look Eye!”
put on a top hat and you have eboneezer scrooge
I can’t help but wonder what shes wearing under that dress?!?
cobwebs?
I see dead people.
That tattoo is so super skeevy.
Let’s see you pull that off in Compton, you fucking pussy.
(keep smiling….keep smiling, there’s cameras all over and he FUCKING knows it)
Pictured: The greatest linebacker who ever lived, and the lamest footware ever made.
Hey, it’s Cindy Crawford’s ugly sister
Just this chick have any talent over than standing in front of a bathroom mirror with a cell phone?
She has big tits, she’s not afraid to show them, and she has a following who thinks she’s hot. Apparently in 2012, that’s all you need to be famous.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/6126badd42f0f44952028ddfc1971e81/tumblr_mfyaog1XLs1qm5yb6o1_500.gif
Dr. Drew says “Open up and say ‘AH!’”.
I don’t know who this man is, but he’s definitely guilty of something.
He did a fantastic book about porn stars.. .check it out
That’s who this is? Hm. Interesting.
Apply all Paz de la Huerta jokes here as well.
lol, she’s actually looking better
And, with this photo, we’ve now seen Prince Charles in photos with every citizen of Great Britain.
That red ninja looks like Kanye.
The fuck ????
Admiral Ackbhar moved to Beverly Hills after falling into the trap.
Every time I click and a picture of her pops up, my first reaction is that it’s a guy dressed up as a woman. (I am wrong every time.)
The white guy in the background is keeping an eye on the royal wallet.
I always wonder how someone like her pays the bills each month.
*slurp, slurp*
She has a successful(?) clothing store in London, and her own line of handbags…am I still here? Okay, good. (Usually, just typing in “handbags” upsets the spam filter. “They’re trying to sell something!!”)
Anyhoo, she also made some nice coin on The O.C., and guess what? Not every celebrity spends every dollar she makes when they’re makin’ it, nor do they keep living million-dollar lifestyles after they’ve stopped makin’ it. Her bills may amount to more than yours, but probably not by as much you’d think, and if she was wisely counseled to invest some of her TV money back in the day, she could conceivably be earning a decent enough return to pay most if not all of those bills.
You are sounding both sensible and sensitive tonight.
The fuckin’ Mayans were right…they just had the date wrong…
And speaking of zombies…
Geez, sorry Mischa, didn’t know you were a fan of this website.