The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.24.13

January 24th, 2013 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.

Her butt still deserves your pee,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
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    You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

  2. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
    EricLR
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    Quaker’s Instant Asshole

    Just add alchohol.

  3. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is from the upcoming Fat Albert line.

  4. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
    eateme
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    fuck i hate this vapid bitch

  5. Carmen Electra Side Boob See Through Jumper
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    No matter how irrelevant, I can’t help noticing that she stays remarkably hot through time.

  6. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavge Spanx Showing National Television Awards
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    *Contostavlos* is the noise I wil make when I motorboat her.

  7. Mischa Barton Thick Legs Minidress
    EricLR
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    PETA would throw blood on her, but even they don’t have the heart.

  8. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
    EricLR
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    Hey look, I’m shaking hands with Rocky!

  9. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
    Nonny Moose
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    Two beavers are better than one…

    C’mon, everybody sing!

  10. Prince Charles
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    I’ll bet anything Chuck has an 8-Ball jacket tucked away in the royal wardrobe.

  11. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
    zomgbie
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    nick nolte totally wants to fuck that wall.

  12. Prince Charles
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He tried to give someone dap, but much like his entire life, no one paid any attention.

    (BTW, this is the greatest picture of all-time.)

  13. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
    EricLR
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    Russell Brand really needs to follow through with that paternity test.

  14. Prince Charles
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Cricket? Somebody should pass a basketball across the Atlantic.

  15. Alfonso Ribeiro Kissing Angela Unkrich 43 Movie Premiere
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    It’s nice to see Carlton getting work.

  16. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    EricLR
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    Screw you, Superman! Olson for the win!!!!

  17. Chris Kattan Finger In Throat Movie 43 Premiere
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    I thought for sure this was Thomas Haden Church.

  18. Audrina Patridge Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    5 or 6 of us should get together and titty fuck that simultaneously.

  19. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
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    Wasn’t she pregnant not so long ago?

  20. Carmen Electra Side Boob See Through Jumper
    Nonny Moose
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    Would still hit it.

  21. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He still doesn’t know why people shout “Must have the precious!” when he goes out in public.

  22. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
    Nonny Moose
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    Count Olaf lives!

  23. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    Holy shit!

    She has nice… hair.

  24. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m not sure that fake boobs being 94% of your body mass is a good thing. I could be wrong though.

  25. Paz De La Huerta See Through Dress Beware Of Mr Baker Premiere
    EricLR
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    Still think meth is cool, kids?

  26. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
    Nonny Moose
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    Hasn’t offed himself yet? We should start a pool.

  27. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s masturbating in front of hundreds of people with cameras and STILL this is the most normal he’s looked in years.

  28. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
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    Speaking of this movie, Parker, I’m going to be terribly disappointed if J. Jonah Jameson’s not in it.

  29. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Fashion Week
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Even Nazis are saying, “This bitch is too white”.

  30. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavge Spanx Showing National Television Awards
    EricLR
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    Quick turn around, girl! If you capture a Shoe Leprechaun, you can make it take you to its pot of Nikes!

  31. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    Tyrone
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    “You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I’ve tasted penis. I’ve had several! In my line of work, you taste penises all the time! “

  32. Steven Tyler Fur Boa Sandals With Socks
    Nonny Moose
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    Zombie invasion 2013. And so it begins…

  33. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    One way to finally become famous is to fuck Bradley Cooper’s retarded brother.

  34. Hilary Duff Joker Face
    alex
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    Is that Chelsea?

  35. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
    Susan
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    I thought it was Sam Ronson

  36. Audrina Patridge Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
    alex
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    Her eyes still freak me out. Why is she looking above the camera?

  37. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    She told her plastic surgeon that she wanted to look like Brittany Spears…before she had kids and went crazy.

  38. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    After these past 5 pics, there’s only one thing left to say…

    Jennifer Nicole Lee, I’m sorry about every awful thing I ever said about you.

  39. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    Way more expression than the real thing. Not to mention beauty.

  40. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
    catapostrophe
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    Is it just me, or does she have a giant thumb?

  41. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    what is that thing?

  42. Hilary Duff Joker Face
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    NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEIGH!

  43. Hilary Duff Joker Face
    nomnomnom
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    Did you motorboat them? You ol’ sailor you!

  44. Audrina Patridge Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    Poor Chloe, she’s terrified of what she’ll become in ten years.

  45. Carmen Electra Side Boob See Through Jumper
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    Somehow younger than Lindsay Lohan

  46. Dick Butkus Barefoot Running Shoes
    DeucePickle
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    He could still probably squeeze your neck til your head popped off

  47. Mischa Barton Thick Legs Minidress
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    The Walking Dead Career

  48. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
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    That must be a really bad herpes outbreak underneath there.

  49. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
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    “Any muggles wish to see what’s underneath my wizard robe? BOY muggles, I should say. Only the boy muggles, please.”

  50. Prince Charles
    Cock Dr
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    The new 21st century look of cricket in the UK.
    I like it!

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