Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.
Her butt still deserves your pee,
- Photo Boy
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You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Have fun stormin’ the castle!
Quaker’s Instant Asshole
Just add alchohol.
This is from the upcoming Fat Albert line.
fuck i hate this vapid bitch
No matter how irrelevant, I can’t help noticing that she stays remarkably hot through time.
well put
To me she looks even hotter at 40 than at 25. Most women can look good at 25, that’s no big deal. But her looking this good at 40… that is hot.
*Contostavlos* is the noise I wil make when I motorboat her.
PETA would throw blood on her, but even they don’t have the heart.
Hey look, I’m shaking hands with Rocky!
Two beavers are better than one…
C’mon, everybody sing!
I’ll bet anything Chuck has an 8-Ball jacket tucked away in the royal wardrobe.
nick nolte totally wants to fuck that wall.
He tried to give someone dap, but much like his entire life, no one paid any attention.
(BTW, this is the greatest picture of all-time.)
Russell Brand really needs to follow through with that paternity test.
Cricket? Somebody should pass a basketball across the Atlantic.
Yes, this is the cricket club. But the prince is pictured with the help.
It’s nice to see Carlton getting work.
Screw you, Superman! Olson for the win!!!!
I thought for sure this was Thomas Haden Church.
5 or 6 of us should get together and titty fuck that simultaneously.
Wasn’t she pregnant not so long ago?
Would still hit it.
He still doesn’t know why people shout “Must have the precious!” when he goes out in public.
Count Olaf lives!
Holy shit!
She has nice… hair.
I’m not sure that fake boobs being 94% of your body mass is a good thing. I could be wrong though.
Still think meth is cool, kids?
Hasn’t offed himself yet? We should start a pool.
He’s masturbating in front of hundreds of people with cameras and STILL this is the most normal he’s looked in years.
Speaking of this movie, Parker, I’m going to be terribly disappointed if J. Jonah Jameson’s not in it.
Even Nazis are saying, “This bitch is too white”.
Quick turn around, girl! If you capture a Shoe Leprechaun, you can make it take you to its pot of Nikes!
“You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I’ve tasted penis. I’ve had several! In my line of work, you taste penises all the time! “
Awesome reference.
Zombie invasion 2013. And so it begins…
One way to finally become famous is to fuck Bradley Cooper’s retarded brother.
Is that Chelsea?
I thought it was Sam Ronson
Her eyes still freak me out. Why is she looking above the camera?
Maybe the photographer told her to “look at the birdy.”
She told her plastic surgeon that she wanted to look like Brittany Spears…before she had kids and went crazy.
After these past 5 pics, there’s only one thing left to say…
Jennifer Nicole Lee, I’m sorry about every awful thing I ever said about you.
Way more expression than the real thing. Not to mention beauty.
Is it just me, or does she have a giant thumb?
Holy shit!
His looks smaller!
MANHANDS
What the fuck are you doing looking at her thumb? Is it some new erogenous zone or something?
What a common faux-masculine, inordinately aggro response to any comment that isn’t “Nice tits,” “I’d [insert graphic sexual act] that” or something similarly stereotypical of bros who must always be excessively trumpeting their sexuality. Relax, vitobonespur; I look at everything.
what is that thing?
NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEIGH!
Did you motorboat them? You ol’ sailor you!
Poor Chloe, she’s terrified of what she’ll become in ten years.
Somehow younger than Lindsay Lohan
He could still probably squeeze your neck til your head popped off
The Walking Dead Career
That must be a really bad herpes outbreak underneath there.
clap of da yap coverings
“Any muggles wish to see what’s underneath my wizard robe? BOY muggles, I should say. Only the boy muggles, please.”
The new 21st century look of cricket in the UK.
I like it!
Actually, more like “the new 21st century” !