Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.
Her butt still deserves your pee,
- Photo Boy
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Quack!
“The Aged Price of Bel-Air”
*Prince
Sporting the “Harry Potter Haute Couture” fashion trend.
Looks like someone’s mother forgot to tell him not to put something in his mouth unless he knows where it’s been.
I am glad he not using his sunglasses, ’cause that would just look stupid….
Someone had a little surgery!
That’s wax, right?
that’s the most realistic she’s looked in 5 years.
That’s the only way he could ever get that close to a woman who looks like that.
Has to be wax. She’s actually smiling.
IT’s wax???
i was just clicked in to comment and say is that britney? she looks really good!
but i can see now it is wax. wait i checked it again and was not sure. its a good wax one. fooled me.
Nipple pasties for the win!
Needs to shave that bikini zone!
Do it, man—DO IT!
Nobody would stop him…
“Mother tells me I am straight up gangster. “
I guess if you are a giant douchebag like this guy, its suitable to wear tampons.
Never in the history of the technology has a photo so perfectly and completely captured the real truth in the way that this one has. To the photopgrapher, I express my highest respect.
The photobomb poster kid is wondering how those wonk boobs got so far apart.
Yeah because pasties that make your nipples look like you’re pregnant was a MUCH smarter idea…
This is Kanye’s way of auditioning to be ‘The Red Skull’ in the next Captain America movie.
From my lips to his ears.
“wait, wait wait… ahahah… hold on… you’re telling me that a girls vagina gets wet without lube? Oh man… I gotta tell Christian.”
so THAT’s how you get her to smile…
Sorry Kayne, they already casted the G.I. Joe movie.
ERR MA GERD….
…Berverler Herls
Her face says “well, maybe… yah, I guess she’s hot” and her nipples say “yes”
No stereotypes here.. move along…
Not the first time Chris has had to gag out a load
Uggh those bolt-ons are just the tip of what’s wrong with this chick…
Grossest and most painful-looking implants I’ve ever seen.
Showing off his P.H.D. in Doucheness
“Hold on… I keep my crack in my Urethra”
if this doesn’t make ‘the most important people’ list, I don’t wanna live in this world anymore.
Fish, this isn’t funny.
Cut this shit out..
-The rest of us
Just don’t show her from behind… that shit is tore up from the floor up.
Poise in the hood.
♪ Beware, the Douchebag of the Opera! ♪
♪♪ Is that, the Douhebag of the Opera? ♪♪
I’ll just smile and nod, and no one will know I slept in a bus station bathroom last night.
Douchey-man, douchey-man,
He hooks up with Kardashian.
Prowls Paree
In a mask?
He’s ashamed
of her giant ass!
Look out!
Here comes the Douchey-man!
Fewkin’ brilliant, mate.
I see someone’s not afraid of Herpes! Or HepC. Or HIV. But really, he should take that skeleton on wings as fair warning….
Nice try, Rumer, but I won’t be falling for it this time.
I mean, no matter what you’re wearing, I can clearly see you’re not Helena Bonham Carter.
i think she’s wearing cutlets too!
Hey look, that dude from Reading Raninbow married an illiterate retard!
I didn’t know they had hatchbacks in the shire.
Stop scaring Chloe.
i wish he’d wear that everyday so we don’t have to look at his fugly chipmunk face.
And his row of bottom teeth, which he had pulled and replaced with diamonds because he’s a walking sphincter.
“Did someone say ‘dick’?”
Look, I don’t even *have* a gag reflex anymore!
No, Dick, I don’t want to see your Jon Hamm impression.
This is all I see.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_NoOZfS0TOvA/TcgRUY-LlrI/AAAAAAAAByk/6vFZFpHOXR0/Pork%20Loin%20Tied.JPG
Is he actually doing an homage to that BBC guy who molested all those kids?
If you’ve seen one BBC guy who molests little kids, you’ve seen them all.
Gentlemen, the nation’s strategic silicone reserve has been safely secured in an undisclosed location.
career move.
What’s the point in wearing see-through if you’re going to ruin it by wearing pasties benea… oh, okay, boner. I get it now.
Is he cosplaying as Faildevil?
WAIT! I think I’ve got it. He’s on his way to a masquerade party and he’s dressed as a dog’s dick.
awesome! but the song above from F Buddha is going to be in my head all day.