The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.24.13

January 24th, 2013 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get to the bottom of the long-debated Superficial mystery of ‘Who fathered January Jones‘ baby?’ BOOM – Jason Issacs, but no, he totally used Jon Hamm‘s penis to do it. We’ve also got Prince Charles just kickin’ it, this awesome photobomb, followed closely by this one, and finally, please guys, remember this this face is more than willing to blowjay for a princess cut diamond, so be gentle.

Her butt still deserves your pee,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hilary Duff Joker Face
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    Quack!

  2. Prince Charles
    Frank Burns
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    “The Aged Price of Bel-Air”

  3. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
    Smapdi
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    Sporting the “Harry Potter Haute Couture” fashion trend.

  4. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
    EricLR
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    Looks like someone’s mother forgot to tell him not to put something in his mouth unless he knows where it’s been.

  5. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    cagster
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    I am glad he not using his sunglasses, ’cause that would just look stupid….

  6. Hilary Duff Joker Face
    fishyyyy
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    Someone had a little surgery!

  7. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
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    That’s wax, right?

  8. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
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    Nipple pasties for the win!

  9. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
    Juch
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    Needs to shave that bikini zone!

  10. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
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    Do it, man—DO IT!

  11. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
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    Nobody would stop him…

  12. Prince Charles
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    “Mother tells me I am straight up gangster. “

  13. Jimmy Bennett Wearing Tampons Posing With Britney Spears Wax Statue Movie 43 Premiere
    Juch
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    I guess if you are a giant douchebag like this guy, its suitable to wear tampons.

  14. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
    EricLR
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    Never in the history of the technology has a photo so perfectly and completely captured the real truth in the way that this one has. To the photopgrapher, I express my highest respect.

  15. Audrina Patridge Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    The photobomb poster kid is wondering how those wonk boobs got so far apart.

  16. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
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    Yeah because pasties that make your nipples look like you’re pregnant was a MUCH smarter idea…

  17. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    Juch
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    This is Kanye’s way of auditioning to be ‘The Red Skull’ in the next Captain America movie.

  18. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
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    From my lips to his ears.

  19. Jason Isaacs Choking January Jones Sundance Film Festival
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    so THAT’s how you get her to smile…

  20. Zac Efron Laughing Coffee Shop Are We Officially Dating Set
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    “wait, wait wait… ahahah… hold on… you’re telling me that a girls vagina gets wet without lube? Oh man… I gotta tell Christian.”

  21. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    EricLR
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    Sorry Kayne, they already casted the G.I. Joe movie.

  22. Hilary Duff Joker Face
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    ERR MA GERD….

  23. Alyssa Miller Nipples See Through Dress Parker Screening
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    Her face says “well, maybe… yah, I guess she’s hot” and her nipples say “yes”

  24. Alfonso Ribeiro Kissing Angela Unkrich 43 Movie Premiere
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    No stereotypes here.. move along…

  25. Chris Kattan Finger In Throat Movie 43 Premiere
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    Not the first time Chris has had to gag out a load

  26. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    Uggh those bolt-ons are just the tip of what’s wrong with this chick…

  27. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    Ronaldo
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    Showing off his P.H.D. in Doucheness

  28. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
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    “Hold on… I keep my crack in my Urethra”

  29. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    Fish, this isn’t funny.

    Cut this shit out..

    -The rest of us

  30. Mischa Barton Thick Legs Minidress
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    Just don’t show her from behind… that shit is tore up from the floor up.

  31. Prince Charles
    EricLR
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    Poise in the hood.

  32. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    pumpkinhead
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    ♪ Beware, the Douchebag of the Opera! ♪
    ♪♪ Is that, the Douhebag of the Opera? ♪♪

  33. Timothy Hutton Stubble Yellow Teeth Movie 43 Premiere
    EricLR
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    I’ll just smile and nod, and no one will know I slept in a bus station bathroom last night.

  34. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Douchey-man, douchey-man,
    He hooks up with Kardashian.
    Prowls Paree
    In a mask?
    He’s ashamed
    of her giant ass!
    Look out!
    Here comes the Douchey-man!

  35. Jodie Marsh Topless Holding Breasts Bondage Outfit Twitter
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    I see someone’s not afraid of Herpes! Or HepC. Or HIV. But really, he should take that skeleton on wings as fair warning….

  36. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Fashion Week
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    Nice try, Rumer, but I won’t be falling for it this time.

  37. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
    the Emperor
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    i think she’s wearing cutlets too!

  38. Alfonso Ribeiro Kissing Angela Unkrich 43 Movie Premiere
    EricLR
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    Hey look, that dude from Reading Raninbow married an illiterate retard!

  39. Dick Butkus Barefoot Running Shoes
    MRF
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    I didn’t know they had hatchbacks in the shire.

  40. Audrina Patridge Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
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    Stop scaring Chloe.

  41. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
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    “Did someone say ‘dick’?”

  42. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
    karlito
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    i wish he’d wear that everyday so we don’t have to look at his fugly chipmunk face.

  43. Chris Kattan Finger In Throat Movie 43 Premiere
    EricLR
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    Look, I don’t even *have* a gag reflex anymore!

  44. Andy Dick Hand Down Pants Movie 43
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    No, Dick, I don’t want to see your Jon Hamm impression.

  45. Timothy Greenfield-Sanders Fur Coat Cape Parker Screening
    EricLR
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    Is he actually doing an homage to that BBC guy who molested all those kids?

  46. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Movie 43 Premiere
    EricLR
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    Gentlemen, the nation’s strategic silicone reserve has been safely secured in an undisclosed location.

  47. Chris Kattan Finger In Throat Movie 43 Premiere
    zomgbie
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    career move.

  48. Nicole Scherzinger Nipple Pasties National Television Awards
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    What’s the point in wearing see-through if you’re going to ruin it by wearing pasties benea… oh, okay, boner. I get it now.

  49. Kanye West Red Ski Mask Cape Fashion Week
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    Is he cosplaying as Faildevil?

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