The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.23.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully ease the angst you’re no doubt feeling over the fall from grace of His Maple Lord Thug In The Highest. *pours out Aunt Jemima’s, shakes head, kisses fingers, points to the sky* While we all contemplate the ripple effect his jailhouse bludgeoning death (fingers crossed) will have on us, let’s distract ourselves for a moment with Sean Penn literally laughing in the child’s face who’s mother he’s banging, January Jones enjoying the simple pleasures in life like sharing a swing with your bastard child and hating everything about his existence, and Wayne Newton at some sort of Head & Neck Surgery Awards thing which proves there are people in the world with a sicker sense of humor than me.

Ok, maybe not, but you can’t tell me not even one of you out there also imagined Jon Hamm’s penis hang gliding past them just out of frame,

- Photo Boy

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