The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.23.14

January 23rd, 2014 // 308 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully ease the angst you’re no doubt feeling over the fall from grace of His Maple Lord Thug In The Highest. *pours out Aunt Jemima’s, shakes head, kisses fingers, points to the sky* While we all contemplate the ripple effect his jailhouse bludgeoning death (fingers crossed) will have on us, let’s distract ourselves for a moment with Sean Penn literally laughing in the child’s face who’s mother he’s banging, January Jones enjoying the simple pleasures in life like sharing a swing with your bastard child and hating everything about his existence, and Wayne Newton at some sort of Head & Neck Surgery Awards thing which proves there are people in the world with a sicker sense of humor than me.

Ok, maybe not, but you can’t tell me not even one of you out there also imagined Jon Hamm‘s penis hang gliding past them just out of frame,

- Photo Boy

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  1. David Walliams Alesha Dixon Amanda Holden Simon Cowell Mouths Wide Open Britains Got Talent Audition
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    Susan Boyle topless did not go over well.

  2. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
    malaka
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    there was a funny homeless guy years ago when i lived in the east village who used to randomly come up to me and my friends and do this. except that he would stick his lips out as far as he could and say, “MICK JAGGA!!”

  3. Brigitte Nielsen Fanny Pack Yoga Pants
    Little Tongue
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    This is not a dog. It’s a fifth of vodka in disguise.

  4. January Jones Joyless Swing With Son Xander
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    Both of them will attempt to hang themselves with that chain.

  5. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth National Television Awards
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    “Why, yes. I’d love a cigarette.”

  6. Wayne Newton Bad Plastic Surgery Face Liver Spotted Hands UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
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    joan rivers says “thats hot.”

  7. Vanessa Hudgens Brendan Fraser Rosario Dawson Gimme Shelter Screening
    anonymous
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    Wow getting old hit Rosario and Brendan pretty damn hard.

  8. January Jones Joyless Swing With Son Xander
    malaka
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    and the dark hatred was passed onto the offspring.
    hail satan.

  9. Nikki Six Fat Gut Man Boobs Bandana
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    He looked better with a heroin needle sticking out of his arm

  10. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
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    “Who’s fucking mommy? who’s fucking widdle mommy? That’s wight! I am!”

  11. Sylvester Stallone Rubbing Face Metro Goldwyn Meyer Celebrates 90 Years Of Extraordinary Filmaking Event
    malaka
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    you mean to tell me that there’s a new frankenstein movie and they failed to book this guy??

  12. Nikki Six Fat Gut Man Boobs Bandana
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    That’s what shoutin’ at the devil will get you.

  13. Nikki Six Fat Gut Man Boobs Bandana
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    Nikki Sixty

  14. January Jones Joyless Swing With Son Xander
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    I don’t know who wants to let go more in this photo.

  15. Brooke Shields No Makeup Red Cheeks Out in Cold
    malaka
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    she actually looks alright here aside from her tim duncanesque terrified by life itself expression.

  16. Rihanna Topless Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Dear Rihanna,

    we know you have tits and an ass. You can stop reminding us constantly.

    sincerely,

    everyone

  17. Jennifer Hudson Bra Open Pants Suit Carnival Cruise Lines Event
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    Not sure if you’re aware of this Jennifer but…your bra is showing.

  18. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Holding Stuffed Bear Kings College Hospital Official Visit
    fred
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    “Oh, yes, you are right, dear. I would much rather hold this stuffed animal than that sick little baby there.”

  19. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Holding Stuffed Bear Kings College Hospital Official Visit
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    Look Charles – a teddy bear for Prince George. Not a bad swap.

  20. Sylvester Stallone Rubbing Face Metro Goldwyn Meyer Celebrates 90 Years Of Extraordinary Filmaking Event
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    “SLOTH LOVE CHUNK”

  21. Wayne Newton Bad Plastic Surgery Face Liver Spotted Hands UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
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    “Hi Doc, gimme the Haley Joel Osment”

  22. Brigitte Nielsen Fanny Pack Yoga Pants
    fred
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    Know how some guys grow a goatee to cover their fat neck? Well, it looks like she uses a turned around butt-pack in a similar fashion to cover her cock. Her giant cock.

  23. Brigitte Nielsen Fanny Pack Yoga Pants
    ultra
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    crap. i thought that was bruce jenner.

  24. Shawna Craig Lorenzo Lamas Betrayal Premiere
    fred
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    Nice hair polish, though.

  25. Nikki Six Fat Gut Man Boobs Bandana
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    nice wig dude

  26. Danny Glover With Group Of Young White Women Sundance
    malaka
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    there comes a point in every old man’s life when he finally realizes that how annoying young girls are makes spending time around them entirely not worth the trouble no matter how attractive and slutty they are.

  27. Robin Tunney Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Also in the In Laws with Michael Douglas

  28. Robert De Niro Being Covered By Tablecloth By Restaurant Employees On Way To Car
    malaka
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    please.. just no more meet the parents movies..

  29. Jenna Dewan Tatum Cleavage ELLE Women In Television Celebration
    malaka
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    in every photograph, there’s an asian jonah hill saying it all with his eyes.

  30. January Jones Joyless Swing With Son Xander
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    Ask your doctor if Fuckitall is right for you.

  31. David Walliams Alesha Dixon Amanda Holden Simon Cowell Mouths Wide Open Britains Got Talent Audition
    malaka
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    well, they couldn’t possibly all be receiving post proposal oral sex from hilary duff simultaneously. and as far as i am aware, lindsay lohan is not currently in the uk.

  32. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
    The Pope
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    “Goddammit Charlize! I just don’t see the resemblance! And I’m REALLY fuckin’ looking!”

  33. Wayne Newton Bad Plastic Surgery Face Liver Spotted Hands UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
    renotastic
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    It’s a Danke Shame.

  34. Wayne Newton Bad Plastic Surgery Face Liver Spotted Hands UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
    renotastic
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    It’s a Danke Shame.

  35. Wayne Newton Bad Plastic Surgery Face Liver Spotted Hands UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
    renotastic
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    It’s a Danke Shame.

  36. Wayne Newton Bad Plastic Surgery Face Liver Spotted Hands UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
    renotastic
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    It’s a Danke Shame.

  37. Wayne Newton Bad Plastic Surgery Face Liver Spotted Hands UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
    renotastic
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    It’s a Danke Shame.

  38. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
    The Pope
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    “Goddammit Charlize! I just don’t see the resemblance! And I’m REALLY fuckin’ looking!”

  39. Vanessa Hudgens Brendan Fraser Rosario Dawson Gimme Shelter Screening
    malaka
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    WHEEZE THE JUICE!!!!!

  40. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bra Sticking Out From Under Shirt Tophat
    waspokey
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    I thought Malin Ackerman had horrible fashion sense, but then I clicked the next arrow…

  41. Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly
    The Pope
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    Hey, is she making another song with Moby? Remember Moby?

  42. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
    coljack
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    OK, I gotta show Charlize how good I am with her kid. Ohmigod, Jackson smells. He musta dropped a load in his diaper. I know – I’ll volunteer to change him. She’ll dig that. Wait, that doesn’t make me look very manly. I’ve got it – I’ll shit my pants, so he doesn’t feel weird about it. Whew, that was a close one – almost made an ass out of myself!

  43. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    malaka
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    there could be a highly lucrative business built around guys getting to drive up and stick their faces into the asses of young women wearing yoga pants.

  44. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
    coljack
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    “You ever touch her boobs, little kid, and I kill you, you understand?”

  45. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth National Television Awards
    malaka
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    behold! the american answer to john cleese.

  46. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
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    No idea who this is. Nice ass.

  47. Nikki Six Fat Gut Man Boobs Bandana
    malaka
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    hey, as long as he’s happy, i’m happy.
    considering the fact that he used to be dead, he doesn’t really look THAT bad.

  48. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
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    “I’m really proud of myself for not only dating a single mom, but one with a black kid too. Man, I’m a fucking great person.” — Sean Penn

  49. January Jones Joyless Swing With Son Xander
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    “Ok, buddy. You just relax here on Mommy. Let that Rat poison sandwich do it’s work.”

  50. John Mayer Derpface UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
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    Loved this guy in Superbad. McLovin’ !!!
    Fucking classic

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