The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.23.14

January 23rd, 2014 // 308 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that will hopefully ease the angst you’re no doubt feeling over the fall from grace of His Maple Lord Thug In The Highest. *pours out Aunt Jemima’s, shakes head, kisses fingers, points to the sky* While we all contemplate the ripple effect his jailhouse bludgeoning death (fingers crossed) will have on us, let’s distract ourselves for a moment with Sean Penn literally laughing in the child’s face who’s mother he’s banging, January Jones enjoying the simple pleasures in life like sharing a swing with your bastard child and hating everything about his existence, and Wayne Newton at some sort of Head & Neck Surgery Awards thing which proves there are people in the world with a sicker sense of humor than me.

Ok, maybe not, but you can’t tell me not even one of you out there also imagined Jon Hamm‘s penis hang gliding past them just out of frame,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Wayne Newton Bad Plastic Surgery Face Liver Spotted Hands UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
    Jade
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    The botox is strong in this one.

    • shankyouverymuch

      The hands of a 125 year old man and a face as plump and drum tight as a babies bottom …

      Completely normal and natural I swear.

  2. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
    Lord Helmet
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    He makes that scary face every time his mother isn’t looking. But only then.

  3. Danny Glover With Group Of Young White Women Sundance
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Three women in their twenties want a picture with me? I’m never too old for this shit.”

  4. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
    Bubba
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    Attention whore or not, I will give her this: she understands her selling point.

  5. PhotoBoy, I think it says a lot about your character that you’re not leading with a picture of the Canadian douchbag.

  6. January Jones Joyless Swing With Son Xander
    Mohawk Disco
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    - You wanna swing faster?
    - Yes!
    - You wanna see how far you can fly?
    - No!
    - OK, here we go!

  7. Robert De Niro Being Covered By Tablecloth By Restaurant Employees On Way To Car
    ThisWillHurt
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    Did he bang a hooker in the restaurant?

  8. Sylvester Stallone Rubbing Face Metro Goldwyn Meyer Celebrates 90 Years Of Extraordinary Filmaking Event
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    It’s a shame to see that Darkman still has to deal with his face falling off after an hour.

  9. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
    Bubba
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    This is exactly what happened to you in “I Am Sam”, Sean. Don’t make another child be taken away.

  10. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
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    This doesn’t get me as hot a a picture of Bieber in jail.

  11. Sylvester Stallone Rubbing Face Metro Goldwyn Meyer Celebrates 90 Years Of Extraordinary Filmaking Event
    Lord Helmet
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    He was just bitch slapped by time.

  12. January Jones Joyless Swing With Son Xander
    Bubba
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    Wow, only she can make one the funnest activities in the world seem like a funeral.

  13. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
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    “The kids in Haiti loved this. I am practically a God there.”

  14. Brooke Shields No Makeup Red Cheeks Out in Cold
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    “Skarsgard can strike anywhere. Where will you be?”

  15. Robin Tunney Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    ThisWillHurt
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    I have no idea who this is, but I’m pretty sure I wanted to bang her ten years ago.

    • Mike

      Robin Tunney was in “The Craft” and “Prison Break”. Currently she’s in “The Mentalist”. She’s doing well for herself, might I add.

  16. Brooke Shields No Makeup Red Cheeks Out in Cold
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    thorazine vacant stare

  17. Sylvester Stallone Rubbing Face Metro Goldwyn Meyer Celebrates 90 Years Of Extraordinary Filmaking Event
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    His face was sliding off.

  18. Sylvester Stallone Rubbing Face Metro Goldwyn Meyer Celebrates 90 Years Of Extraordinary Filmaking Event
    Bubba
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    Damn. Katt Williams from two days ago got him. Wait..when did Sly start working at Target?

  19. Rihanna Topless Butt Bikini Instagram
    coljack
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    The Barbados Tourism Board’s new strategy is simple: just let Rihanna do whatever she wants.

  20. Wayne Newton Bad Plastic Surgery Face Liver Spotted Hands UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Old farts and plastic surgery don’t mix

  21. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth National Television Awards
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    Thats some pretty big nose hairs you’re sporting there.

    Yellow/green teeth too. WTF?

  22. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Holding Stuffed Bear Kings College Hospital Official Visit
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Ooof. Falcon Crest was a loooong time ago.

  23. Robert De Niro Being Covered By Tablecloth By Restaurant Employees On Way To Car
    Bubba
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    Uhm, shielded? No.

    Impromptu parachute game from gym class?

    Abso-fuckin-lutely.

  24. Danny Glover With Group Of Young White Women Sundance
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    Danny, don’t even litter around those chicks.

  25. Brooke Shields No Makeup Red Cheeks Out in Cold
    Lord Helmet
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    They said it was an advanced class. But Brooke was still puzzled why she had to bring a large bottle to her yoga class.

  26. Robert De Niro Being Covered By Tablecloth By Restaurant Employees On Way To Car
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    He could just walk in normally.

  27. Brigitte Nielsen Fanny Pack Yoga Pants
    ThisWillHurt
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    On the other leash, just out of frame: Flavor Flav.

  28. Wayne Newton Bad Plastic Surgery Face Liver Spotted Hands UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
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    Picture plus caption is the epitome of irony.

  29. Jennifer Hudson Bra Open Pants Suit Carnival Cruise Lines Event
    Bubba
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    Grace Jones is aging well.

  30. Sean Penn Making Funny Faces At Charlize Therons Son Jackson
    Cock Dr
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    WTF Charlize!?! WTF!? How many billions of straight men on the planet and she hooks up with Sean Penn?

  31. Vanessa Hudgens Brendan Fraser Rosario Dawson Gimme Shelter Screening
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    “Alex, I’ll take ‘mediocre’ for one-hundred.”

  32. Dakota Johnson Butt Tight Jeans Petting Dog Fifty Shades Of Grey Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Which hole does that dog get inserted into? I’m not going to see it, so you can spoil it for me.

  33. Vanessa Hudgens Brendan Fraser Rosario Dawson Gimme Shelter Screening
    Bubba
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    “Hey ladies, remember when I was in The Mummy? Sigh….yeah. No one does…”

  34. Chris Noth Yellow Teeth National Television Awards
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    Chris Noth usin white-strips.

  35. Nikki Six Fat Gut Man Boobs Bandana
    ThisWillHurt
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    Nikki SixMonthsToLive.

  36. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
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    Gorgeous Ass? Check
    Skinny frame? Check
    Has a talent other than receiving golden showers? Check
    Holding a long black rod not attached to a rapper/athlete? Check

    This is the anti-Kim, folks.

  37. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bra Sticking Out From Under Shirt Tophat
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    You can put those pink NSFW triangles over Kelly Brooke’s nipples but not this woman’s face?!

  38. David Walliams Alesha Dixon Amanda Holden Simon Cowell Mouths Wide Open Britains Got Talent Audition
    Lord Helmet
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    She knew she had to make an impression but no one expected the Queen to shoot a golf ball out of her vagina.

  39. Danny Glover With Group Of Young White Women Sundance
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    At some point, he stopped caring they all thought he was Morgan Freeman.

  40. Wayne Newton Bad Plastic Surgery Face Liver Spotted Hands UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
    evilstamos
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    The woman behind her is contracted to carry Gwen’s pregnancy weight.

  41. Vanessa Hudgens Brendan Fraser Rosario Dawson Gimme Shelter Screening
    twin
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    Want to see it – despite what the haughty “critics” say

  42. David Walliams Alesha Dixon Amanda Holden Simon Cowell Mouths Wide Open Britains Got Talent Audition
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    A contestant was so bold as to practice brushing their teeth…

  43. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Holding Stuffed Bear Kings College Hospital Official Visit
    evilstamos
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    Nothing gets a chuckle from Camilla quite like a Princess Di commemorative beanie baby.

  44. Wayne Newton Bad Plastic Surgery Face Liver Spotted Hands UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
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    CTRL+ALT+DEL!!

  45. January Jones Joyless Swing With Son Xander
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hold on tight, mommy!”
    “I am. I’m holding on tight to the swing.”
    “I meant to me!”

  46. Shailene Woodley Acne No Makeup Short Hair Sundance
    meeps!
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    Who…?

  47. Ed Westwick Drunk Worn Leather Jacket Boots Chateau Marmont
    Lord Helmet
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    You know you’re drunk when it feels like the road is about to fall on you.

  48. John Mayer Derpface UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
    Cock Dr
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    I hate it when he cleans up all pretty.
    Wonder if he was back to being a sloppy hobo mess by the time he was arriving at Ms Perry’s house for the booty call.

  49. John Mayer Derpface UCLA Head & Neck Surgery Luminary Awards
    meeps!
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    You raaang…

  50. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Holding Stuffed Bear Kings College Hospital Official Visit
    oi limey
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    trying to keep that bear away from ruddy-face…as told by her expression: the less he has to bait the children, the better

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