The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.2.14

January 2nd, 2014 // 296 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, the first one of the year, and considering we’re still amidst the usual holiday void of anything but super rich assholes in the Caribbean, we’ve actually got a decent collection for you. For starters, there’s Steven Tyler, who’s mouth’s transformation into a vagina is now complete, as well as not one, but two pantsless social media whores, and the rarely seen in here George Hamilton with the lovechild he apparently had with Delta Burke. Or Marlon Brando. I’m pretty sure nothing was off the table with that guy.

New year, same soul-crushing darkness,

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  1. Richard Dreyfuss Lakers Game
    JimBB
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    That’s the same “Please, god, when is he going to just SHUT THE FUCK UP??” look that everyone who has ever talked to Richard Dreyfuss has had at some point.

  2. Bethenny Frankel Bikini Muscular Man
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    Run! She’s a man-eater.

  3. George Lucas Wife Mellody Hobson And Baby
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    George, you’re not the father. I carried her, I gave birth. I can’t explain what happened. It was possible she was concieved by the midi-chlorians.

  4. Mitt Romney Wearing Polo Shirt On Beach
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    I’m surprised they haven’t burst into flames yet.

  5. Kat Graham Underwear Spread Eagle Corset Terry Richardson
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    I’d gladly get in there.

  6. Maci Bookout Leather Booty Shorts Publix Grocery Store
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    I can’t wait to see her porn. I’m fapping already just thinking about it.

  7. Coco Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    I want to apply suntan lotion to every crack and crevice on her body.

  8. Coco Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    They plump when you cook ‘em.

  9. Scott Disick Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Skiing Deer Park Valley Utah
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    Where’s a fucking avalanche when you need it.

  10. Scott Disick Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Skiing Deer Park Valley Utah
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    Khloe was conspicuously absent, off foraging in the woods for lunch.

  11. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Chubby Son George Thomas Hamilton
    Slappy Magoo
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    So Andy Milonakis is bringing his grandma to Prom?

  12. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Yoga pants were made with her in mind.

  13. Ashley Roberts Cleavage Underboob Dancing On Ice Series Launch Photocall
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    Who?

  14. Rob Ford Brother Mayoral Reelection Papers Filing Doug Ford
    CrashHell
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    …So I says, “Rectum? DAMN NEAR KILLED ‘IM!” HAHAHAHAHAAHAA!

  15. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson Ripped Abs
    swalton
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    So you’ll definitely take off these handcuffs if I burn another 1000 calories right?

  16. Scott Disick Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Skiing Deer Park Valley Utah
    swalton
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    Okay scott you’re pretty good on the blue and green slopes but I don’t think you’re quite ready for that steep black one just yet.

  17. Crystal Hefner Butt Legs No Pants Bra Captains Hat Instagram
    RattInnaCage
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    The sorry truth is that Heff is probably too decrepit to be shown to the public. She’s just counting the days until he kicks it.

  18. Bruce Jenner Playing With Toy Helicopter Ponytail Pulled Through Hat
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    That ‘toy’ is probably a Christmas gift from Kris for him to shave his own adam’s apple.

  19. Brooke Shields Willie Geist Crazy Faces Today Show
    joe
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    It’s easy to see who’s got the perfectly-sized butt plug.

  20. Bill Clinton Hilary Clinton Covering Nose Bill De Blasio Mayoral Inauguration New York City
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    Looks like Hillary is morphing into Bill…and he’s giving her advice on cigars and interns.

  21. Rob Ford Brother Mayoral Reelection Papers Filing Doug Ford
    joe
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    Dude behind him: “Fucking white people.”

  22. Crystal Hefner Butt Legs No Pants Bra Captains Hat Instagram
    Swearin
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    Gotta give props to the old man for having a transgender operation at his age, and having it turn out so good!

    …oh, that’s his girlfriend? I see…

  23. George Lucas Wife Mellody Hobson And Baby
    joe
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    I hope that kid shits all over him one time for every syllable Jar Jar Binks uttered in those cartoons.

  24. Bruce Jenner Playing With Toy Helicopter Ponytail Pulled Through Hat
    Swearin
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    Well how else was he going to see his daughters after being kicked out of the Kardashian Kompound?

  25. Brooke Shields Willie Geist Crazy Faces Today Show
    Swearin
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    Prozac is a helluva drug

  26. Sean Penn Ripped Torso Surfing
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    If that photo was taken with a wide angle lens, we would probably see that he is acting all tough in a kiddie wave pool.

  27. Regis Philbin Flexing Bicep With Fan At Gym
    Swearin
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    I saw Michael Strahan at my workplace on Tuesday. My week is now complete.

  28. Rob Ford Brother Mayoral Reelection Papers Filing Doug Ford
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    Can’t some sponsor get these clown brothers into a cage match to the death? And then shoot the winner?

  29. Kat Graham Underwear Spread Eagle Corset Terry Richardson
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    I wonder if her father is in a state of shock…or just saying ‘been there, done that’?

  30. George Lucas Wife Mellody Hobson And Baby
    Swearin
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    Okay so clearly George isn’t racist, but then how do you explain the one black Jedi Master ever getting a punkass death at the hands of an old white man?

  31. Maci Bookout Leather Booty Shorts Publix Grocery Store
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    Dressed like a typical Walmart shopper…minus 200 pounds.

  32. Coco Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    Awesome, a place to park my bike!

  33. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Chubby Son George Thomas Hamilton
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    The tree must have been hanging over a cliff because the apple obviously did not land near it…probably for the better.

  34. Richard Dreyfuss Lakers Game
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    Is he still working on his opus?

  35. Brody Jenner Male Fan On Back Ghostbar Event Palms Casino Resort
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    Well, that is one way to scratch your balls.

  36. Steven Tyler Goatee Vagina Mouth Alice Cooper New Years Eve Bash
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    At the end of the day, I think there is just going to be cockroaches, Ozzy, and Tyler…and maybe Cooper if he gives up golf.

  37. Crystal Hefner Butt Legs No Pants Bra Captains Hat Instagram
    Weeblo
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    hopefully the dog used a rubber

  38. Jada Pinkett Smith Shaved Side Of Head Will Smith
    CK
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    I’d smile like that too if I lost jayden.

  39. Brody Jenner Male Fan On Back Ghostbar Event Palms Casino Resort
    CK
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    So… Ghostbar is a gay bar?

  40. Sean Penn Ripped Torso Surfing
    tito
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    You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark “Cutback” Davis or Bob “Jungle Death” Gerrard would take the honors this year.

  41. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Girlfriend Lauren Silverman Posing With Local
    tito
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    flava flaaav!

  42. Bethenny Frankel Bikini Muscular Man
    tito
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    “every time i get inna watah somebody tells everybody the bacteria levels in the lake are too high an i gotta get outta da watah”

  43. Sean Penn Ripped Torso Surfing
    Yuckles
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    HULK SURF!!!

  44. Sean Penn Ripped Torso Surfing
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    The arms of a athlete and the gut of Khloe Kardashian. Keep surfing spiccoli.

  45. Bruce Jenner Playing With Toy Helicopter Ponytail Pulled Through Hat
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    “You damn kids will get your helicopter back when you give me the proper respect!”
    “Sorry Ma’am”
    “That’s better!”

  46. Bill Clinton Hilary Clinton Covering Nose Bill De Blasio Mayoral Inauguration New York City
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    ” Bill you nasty bastard, what the hell did you eat a fat chick? “

  47. Crystal Hefner Butt Legs No Pants Bra Captains Hat Instagram
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    Eww shes got old man smell in all the wrong places.

  48. Bill Clinton Hilary Clinton Covering Nose Bill De Blasio Mayoral Inauguration New York City
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    “You won’t believe all the asses I had to kiss to get these seats…Should I have brushed first?”

  49. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson Ripped Abs
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    She is already leading him around by the balls.

  50. Aubrey ODay Butt Legs No Pants Underboob Twitter
    MFer
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    Creepy underboob.

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