The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.2.14

January 2nd, 2014 // 296 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, the first one of the year, and considering we’re still amidst the usual holiday void of anything but super rich assholes in the Caribbean, we’ve actually got a decent collection for you. For starters, there’s Steven Tyler, who’s mouth’s transformation into a vagina is now complete, as well as not one, but two pantsless social media whores, and the rarely seen in here George Hamilton with the lovechild he apparently had with Delta Burke. Or Marlon Brando. I’m pretty sure nothing was off the table with that guy.

New year, same soul-crushing darkness,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Ever since breaking up with Ryan Seacrust, Julianne hasn’t been able to afford a second outfit.

  2. Regis Philbin Flexing Bicep With Fan At Gym
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    It’s always awkward when you run into one of your illegitimate children at the gym.

  3. Bruce Jenner Playing With Toy Helicopter Ponytail Pulled Through Hat
    Robb7
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    Boy, she really sucked the life outta this guy. Come to think of it, all “men” in their lives look and act like a bunch of dried-up pussies!

  4. Aubrey ODay Butt Legs No Pants Underboob Twitter
    yourmom
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    New Year’s resolution: Find a job!
    Maybe if I put enough nude photos on the internet….

  5. Rob Ford Brother Mayoral Reelection Papers Filing Doug Ford
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    That’s a crack team right there.

  6. Rob Ford Brother Mayoral Reelection Papers Filing Doug Ford
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    He’s taking a crack at another run?

  7. Rob Ford Brother Mayoral Reelection Papers Filing Doug Ford
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    Get a Load of Dougie; Lets all vote for HIM!

  8. Jada Pinkett Smith Shaved Side Of Head Will Smith
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    Usually she looks severe and ‘roid chiseled. Not sure what that means but thats what she looks like.

    Here, she looks pretty good.

  9. Kat Graham Underwear Spread Eagle Corset Terry Richardson
    Robb7
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    So ladylike…

  10. Mitt Romney Wearing Polo Shirt On Beach
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    I wonder if they know the general public is near them. Ewe, gross.

  11. Sean Penn Ripped Torso Surfing
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    He sees Brooke Shields and aims to make that Van Halen thing happen for real.

  12. Mitt Romney Wearing Polo Shirt On Beach
    crb
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    No really. Show us you you really feel.

  13. Bruce Jenner Playing With Toy Helicopter Ponytail Pulled Through Hat
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    You guys, what does JAFO mean, and why is it on my hat?

  14. Brooke Shields Willie Geist Crazy Faces Today Show
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    Oh good fucking lord.. Spicoli and THEN Brooke Shields? You set me up.

  15. Brody Jenner Male Fan On Back Ghostbar Event Palms Casino Resort
    Robb7
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    Trying to make up for his old man’s girly ways.

  16. Maci Bookout Leather Booty Shorts Publix Grocery Store
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    Baby; I don’t need no stinkin Baby!

  17. George Lucas Wife Mellody Hobson And Baby
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    That racist bastard married his housekeeper.

  18. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Chubby Son George Thomas Hamilton
    crb
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    “I find your lack of pigment disturbing…” ::FORCE CHOKE::

  19. Bill Clinton Hilary Clinton Covering Nose Bill De Blasio Mayoral Inauguration New York City
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    Bill, if you’re going to put your hand there, at least take off the glove first.

  20. Scott Disick Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Skiing Deer Park Valley Utah
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    Great, now the snow has herpes.

  21. Maci Bookout Leather Booty Shorts Publix Grocery Store
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I prefer this to Jenelle’s Mug Shot of the Week.

  22. Richard Dreyfuss Lakers Game
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    And then I said we gonna need a Bigger Boat

  23. Jenny McCarthy Hand On Fans Face Dick Clarks New Years Rockin Eve
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    Just a kiss on the cheek from Jenny is enough to give a man full blown autism.

  24. Crystal Hefner Butt Legs No Pants Bra Captains Hat Instagram
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    I can’t have sweet dreams if I’m dreaming of gold diggers.

  25. Kat Graham Underwear Spread Eagle Corset Terry Richardson
    alexxx3488
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    Oh, really? Terry Richardson took that photo? You don’t say…I was way off base. Could’ve sworn that was the work of Susan Sontag…

  26. Brody Jenner Male Fan On Back Ghostbar Event Palms Casino Resort
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    He will do anything for Dick

  27. Sean Penn Ripped Torso Surfing
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    All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.

  28. Kat Graham Underwear Spread Eagle Corset Terry Richardson
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    “ok now sweetie we’re going to do a few with your legs spread…here, drink some more Jesus Juice”

  29. Steven Tyler Goatee Vagina Mouth Alice Cooper New Years Eve Bash
    alexxx3488
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    “Look at it, Miley. LOOK AT IT. THIS IS YOUR FUTURE.”

  30. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson Ripped Abs
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    I’m glad to see they’re still together.

  31. Maci Bookout Leather Booty Shorts Publix Grocery Store
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    If that’s a “grocery shopping” outfit, it won’t be long before she’s a mom again.

  32. Bethenny Frankel Bikini Muscular Man
    alexxx3488
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    “Honey! You’re so funny when you pretend to dunk me under the water!”
    ‘…pretending. Right.’

  33. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Chubby Son George Thomas Hamilton
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    “I need a gallon of bronzer, a spray tan appointment… no just get me some shoe polish dammit! And hurry before they realize he’s not my kid.”

  34. Jenny McCarthy Hand On Fans Face Dick Clarks New Years Rockin Eve
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    Remember.

  35. Bruce Jenner Playing With Toy Helicopter Ponytail Pulled Through Hat
    JimBB
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    Is it possible to retroactively remove someone from a Wheaties box?

  36. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson Ripped Abs
    JimBB
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    She’s the first woman who can bench-press his ego.

  37. Regis Philbin Flexing Bicep With Fan At Gym
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    Jack LaLanne looks great!

  38. Sean Penn Ripped Torso Surfing
    JimBB
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    He sets himself up for it, but I bet he’ll still get all pissed off if someone yells “Spicolli!”

  39. Brooke Shields Willie Geist Crazy Faces Today Show
    JimBB
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    Dare I realize my old teen fantasy, even at the risk of her killing me in my sleep afterwards?

  40. Regis Philbin Flexing Bicep With Fan At Gym
    JimBB
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    Batin?

  41. Rob Ford Brother Mayoral Reelection Papers Filing Doug Ford
    JimBB
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    Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Diasaster.

  42. Mitt Romney Wearing Polo Shirt On Beach
    JimBB
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the whitest people in America.

  43. George Lucas Wife Mellody Hobson And Baby
    JimBB
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    Yeah, well the poop is strong in this one, asshole. Change the diaper you will, yes?

  44. Jenny McCarthy Hand On Fans Face Dick Clarks New Years Rockin Eve
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    He died of an easily curable disease 5 minutes later.

  45. Maci Bookout Leather Booty Shorts Publix Grocery Store
    JimBB
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    The MTV cash is the only thing that keep her from working as a truck stop hooker.

  46. Jada Pinkett Smith Shaved Side Of Head Will Smith
    JimBB
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    Before the end of the flight, he’ll make the airline give Jaden a job as a pilot.

  47. Regis Philbin Flexing Bicep With Fan At Gym
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    Regis is awesome.

  48. Aubrey ODay Butt Legs No Pants Underboob Twitter
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    Like yourself much? Ewwwww.

  49. Scott Disick Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Skiing Deer Park Valley Utah
    JimBB
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    Quick, someone get me that tree that killed Sonny Bono!

  50. Coco Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    The edges of the implants are looking rather sharp here. And quite fucking gross.

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