The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.2.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, the first one of the year, and considering we’re still amidst the usual holiday void of anything but super rich assholes in the Caribbean, we’ve actually got a decent collection for you. For starters, there’s Steven Tyler, who’s mouth’s transformation into a vagina is now complete, as well as not one, but two pantsless social media whores, and the rarely seen in here George Hamilton with the lovechild he apparently had with Delta Burke. Or Marlon Brando. I’m pretty sure nothing was off the table with that guy.

New year, same soul-crushing darkness,

- Photo Boy

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