The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.2.14

January 2nd, 2014 // 296 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, the first one of the year, and considering we’re still amidst the usual holiday void of anything but super rich assholes in the Caribbean, we’ve actually got a decent collection for you. For starters, there’s Steven Tyler, who’s mouth’s transformation into a vagina is now complete, as well as not one, but two pantsless social media whores, and the rarely seen in here George Hamilton with the lovechild he apparently had with Delta Burke. Or Marlon Brando. I’m pretty sure nothing was off the table with that guy.

New year, same soul-crushing darkness,

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  1. Kat Graham Underwear Spread Eagle Corset Terry Richardson
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    i swear to God on Hallowe’en I’m going to dress up in a plaid shirt, stupid glasses and hang out in front of a white wall and see where that gets me.

  2. Maci Bookout Leather Booty Shorts Publix Grocery Store
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    Forget books. I’d rather see her titsout.

  3. Jada Pinkett Smith Shaved Side Of Head Will Smith
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    Where there’s a Will there’s a family member.

  4. Bruce Jenner Playing With Toy Helicopter Ponytail Pulled Through Hat
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    I always pegged her for a tomboy.

  5. Coco Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    The pick is scratch and sniff. You’ll need to use both hands.

  6. Brooke Shields Willie Geist Crazy Faces Today Show
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    There’s a disturbing amount of yellow in this photograph.

  7. Ian Somerhalder Beng G2F Digital Camera Promotional Event Beijing
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    “The penis goes right here. I eat it raw, just like you guys!”

  8. Regis Philbin Flexing Bicep With Fan At Gym
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    I always figured there was a mastermind behind the Tsarnaevs.

  9. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Chubby Son George Thomas Hamilton
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    The family’s black sheep, George Thomas never opened a bottle of bronzer in his life.

  10. Rob Ford Brother Mayoral Reelection Papers Filing Doug Ford
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    Skipper for Mayor!

  11. Richard Dreyfuss Lakers Game
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    “It was about THIS wide. Think Lopez… no… Kardashian!”

  12. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson Ripped Abs
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So, A-Rod is a Terminator who went back in time to bang Judgement Day’s Linda Hamilton?

  13. George Lucas Wife Mellody Hobson And Baby
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    “Be sure to feed her by four. If she screams, I can just edit that out.”

  14. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Girlfriend Lauren Silverman Posing With Local
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    “So you can do a third trimester abortion for me, Mate? Can you? Really? Oh, that’s just fan…tas…tic!”

  15. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Now THAT’S Lululemon’s target audience!

  16. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson Ripped Abs
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    That guy looks awesome, and A-Rod ain’t half bad either.

  17. Crystal Hefner Butt Legs No Pants Bra Captains Hat Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    Note scribbled on Hef’s Polaroid version of this photo said, “I love you dear but I’d rather fuck the dog.”

  18. Jada Pinkett Smith Shaved Side Of Head Will Smith
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    Do they live at that airport?

  19. Bruce Jenner Playing With Toy Helicopter Ponytail Pulled Through Hat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He has the legs of an Olympic athlete that was buried 20 years ago.

  20. Sean Penn Ripped Torso Surfing
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    Jeff Spicoli living the Endless Summer.

  21. Brody Jenner Male Fan On Back Ghostbar Event Palms Casino Resort
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    I don’t think he was able to lift him. Just a hunch.

  22. Bruce Jenner Playing With Toy Helicopter Ponytail Pulled Through Hat
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    A model helicopter today, a fully armed drone tomorrow – to take out Klan K?

  23. Regis Philbin Flexing Bicep With Fan At Gym
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That kid must get arrested every other day.

  24. Steven Tyler Goatee Vagina Mouth Alice Cooper New Years Eve Bash
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    Great. A mustache. She’s finally hit menopause.

  25. Maci Bookout Leather Booty Shorts Publix Grocery Store
    George P Burdell
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    Dressed like that, it isn’t difficult to see why she was a teen mom.

  26. Ashley Roberts Cleavage Underboob Dancing On Ice Series Launch Photocall
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    Ashley? You sure that’s not Eric with a boob job and Sun-In???

  27. Steven Tyler Goatee Vagina Mouth Alice Cooper New Years Eve Bash
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    Apparently Steven goes both ways.

  28. George Lucas Wife Mellody Hobson And Baby
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    Baby North meets her director for the next Star Wars franchise.

  29. Richard Dreyfuss Lakers Game
    George P Burdell
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    Still rationalizing Another Stakeout.

  30. Steven Tyler Goatee Vagina Mouth Alice Cooper New Years Eve Bash
    George P Burdell
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    She’s a man, baby.

  31. Jenny McCarthy Hand On Fans Face Dick Clarks New Years Rockin Eve
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    I thought mind melds worked best without gloves?

  32. Scott Disick Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Skiing Deer Park Valley Utah
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    Not pictured: The avalanche caused by Kim’s ass hitting the snow during the ensuing run.

  33. Mitt Romney Wearing Polo Shirt On Beach
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    “Awww Michael… you need a better view of the ocean. Don’t worry… I’ll buy you one.”

  34. Steven Tyler Goatee Vagina Mouth Alice Cooper New Years Eve Bash
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is either “Dude Looks Like a Lady” or “Janie’s Got a Gun”.

  35. Crystal Hefner Butt Legs No Pants Bra Captains Hat Instagram
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    They used some of his extra skin to make that chair.

  36. Bill Clinton Hilary Clinton Covering Nose Bill De Blasio Mayoral Inauguration New York City
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    “That chubby one right over there. Rock, paper, scissors.”

  37. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Girlfriend Lauren Silverman Posing With Local
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Simon should take off his sweater when he goes to the beach.

  38. Rob Ford Brother Mayoral Reelection Papers Filing Doug Ford
    guttboy
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    As a Torontonian I can only weep for my city…..

  39. Ian Somerhalder Beng G2F Digital Camera Promotional Event Beijing
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The guy is either pissed that Ian asked for a picture with Jon Gosselin or that Ian’s too stupid to realize there’s no camera in his hand.

  40. Sean Penn Ripped Torso Surfing
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    I guess he has to do free shit now since he gave away all his money in the name of social justice.

  41. Maci Bookout Leather Booty Shorts Publix Grocery Store
    Hugh G. Rection
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    When does her sex tape come out?

  42. Brooke Shields Willie Geist Crazy Faces Today Show
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    Her teeth match the Google O.

  43. Scott Disick Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Skiing Deer Park Valley Utah
    Hugh G. Rection
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    That’s Kim? Where’s the rest of her ass?

  44. Rob Ford Brother Mayoral Reelection Papers Filing Doug Ford
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    “Ha, ha, HA! Damn right! I’m just wasting EVERYBODY’S time here!”

  45. Alex Rodriguez Torrie Wilson Ripped Abs
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    A muscular man with breast implants, A-Rod’s perfect “girl”

  46. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Chubby Son George Thomas Hamilton
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Before the Kardashians, he was the one who was famous for no apparent reason.

  47. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Pregnant Girlfriend Lauren Silverman Posing With Local
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    Cowell looks like he wants a bath.

  48. Richard Dreyfuss Lakers Game
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I caught a shark, and it was this big.

  49. George Hamilton Crazy Tan Chubby Son George Thomas Hamilton
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    “A hundred bucks says he eats it!”

  50. Jenny McCarthy Hand On Fans Face Dick Clarks New Years Rockin Eve
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    That guys wishes there was a vaccine for his problem.

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