Welcome to Thurdsay’s The Crap We Missed, where we find Mike Tyson sporting the second most ridiculous thing he’s ever worn on his face, Hugh Jackman making his way to what I can only assume is some sort of straight man convention and last, but certainly not least, Jackson Galaxy - SQUEEEE!! – host of the show My Cat From Hell, which if you haven’t seen, stop what you’re doing and get your ass to Animal Planet to reconcile a previously unfulfilled life.
So I might’ve made the Final Five before these Rihanna bikini pics showed up. Suck it up,
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Hmm, that necklace seems to be pointing towards the most relevant part of her.
How come the mustache looks like he sneezed it out?
I thought maybe those were fries, but the color is wrong.
Guess he was snorting coal instead of coke.
wonder if he was snortin’ it off her ass?
‘Black Sheep Management’…long name for a pimp.
But the color is right.
But mommy I wanted to say the pimp joke. :-)
The cats behave because he freaks the crap out of them.
Looks like Wolverine stole Spidey’s scooter.
Just a heads up to all of you men out there, if these two women come knocking at your door, all they want is sex. This happened to me last week and trust me it’s just any kind of sex, crazy, filthy and it don’t got to be anything good. It took me near 24 hours to get rid of them bitches, so you just be ready if you see them at your front door. There ought to be a law….
… against Bonky who is clearly high on meth right now.
Does his mother know he’s not wearing a helmet.
These grapes represent how many children I want. They are not for eating.
his hairs on backwards.
I’m completely with Seth Rogen on this one…
jeebus should use those windshield wipers!
Once you’ve seen her snatch, these shots don’t really matter.
Looks like he took a wrong turn into a Kim K sex tape.
I desperately want to never have seen this picture.
phhhhbbbbbbttt!
That’s just sad. Considering this is the mildest winter in NYC in 40 years AND this guy is way too old to be riding some tiny scooter AND he has a backpack on like he is on some journey to a far away land, just what the f-ck is going on in this picture ?
Mr. Jackman seems to be going somewhere. It’s a crazy concept, I know, but here’s my reasoning: He has a coat on because it’s chilly, a backpack because there are things he needs that can’t easily be carried by hand, and he is on a scooter because he likes it and it will get him to where he needs to be, possibly faster than if he were to walk.
Hmmm – yeah, yeah, I think that’s what’s going on in this picture.
“Mild”? With the wind chill, it was sub-freezing all day yesterday. The hat, the coat, the gloves—all justified. This ain’t L.A., where they bundle up when it gets down to 50º.
She appears to be standing in her own urine.
It’s got healing qualities.
Bear Grylls would approve
lol at the giant brown m&ms to the right.
Like anyone believes there’s not a Penthouse hidden in there.
“Me bung itches!”
So this is what early onset dementia looks like ? What a shame, I thought he could go at least another six months doing crap for “FunnyOrDie.com”.
Lighting farts on fabric seats is never a good idea.
Look at that coin slot!
I wonder how much “time” you get for inserting a quarter.
they’re all boys? how is one blond?
Wolverine on a scooter….today, I have officially grown out of my comic book phase. (puts gun to head) See you in hell, Logan!
I am shocked, sir or miss, that you would be such a fair-weather comic book fan. I demand that you put down your gun and pick up a comic book right now. I suggest “Spider-man Noir”.
“Now children pay attention, this is all mommy could afford to buy this week for food”
Exactly! She’s going to toss it in the air and let them fight over it like a pack of hungry dogs.
I genuinely thought this was another post about a celebrity who had their wax statue recently revealed at Madame Tussauds.
that would be a lousy job. they look similar but not identical
Everything of value they have to offer society is identical.
Identical? Um…have another look, McFeely.
I was about to post the exact same comment. So…those AREN’T Madame Tussauds wax statues?? Wow.
Guys, this is what stupid women, who like cats, fall for.
Em, no, this is what cats, that don’t want to be eaten, fall for.
Jesus, one brush with the Chipmunks franchise has fucked David Cross for life.
i thought this was cross too, lol
Cat Behaviorist, translation: a guy who spends a lot of time motivating cats with food.
‘Two grapes each and mommy gets the rest!’
It works because the cats always think a bit more highly of themselves after meeting him.
haha
“And these are grapes, kids. GRA-PES. These are what mommy’s hush-hush juice is made from.”
Yoooweeee, another day of leisure courtesy of Mariah the Mealticket.
Looks like that IT machine Mr. Garrison built …
Imagine how long it would take to peel her out of those pants.
No, seriously, imagine it.
Peeling those pants off of her should be a new Olympic event.
You’d think that before they re-opened that club that they would at least finish cleaning up the blood splatter from the homicide investigation.
Kate Beckinsale is on the BACK cover?
That man’s gravity is affecting her breast distribution.
I wonder what tenderized breasts feel like.
Better than my tenderized balls, ouch…
If you want this tasty bunch of grapes you have to sign the contract. Mommy can’t make any money if you all don’t sign the contract.
Not pictured: Everybody not giving a fuck.
Beetlejuice!
No, Mariah, don’t jump, the babysitter is coming.
One thing is for certain due to the lack of scratch marks. He didn’t put the cat into harness himself…
The hell he didn’t. This dude is a super cat-whisperer. If he tells a cat to pay his bills, that thing asks for his passwords.
Turns out, elliptical machines are still lame, even with a hot, stoned singer in a bikini posing on top of them.
I think you’re right about the “posing” part. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think you work out on that machine on your tiptoes.
Make all the snarky comments you want, but the fact remains that this man is knee deep in pussy every single day. Hate on, haters.
Note: JCHC did not write “quality pussy”.
“So this what my ovaries looked like after I took all those fertility drugs…. Bobby, hand me that can of sardines and I will show you all the next part…. “
Ha! Nice.
“And this, children, is what you looked like in mommy’s womb.”
His kidney thing is making him think of the after life but he is looking the wrong direction…