The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.19.12

January 19th, 2012 // 361 Comments

Welcome to Thurdsay’s The Crap We Missed, where we find Mike Tyson sporting the second most ridiculous thing he’s ever worn on his face, Hugh Jackman making his way to what I can only assume is some sort of straight man convention and last, but certainly not least, Jackson Galaxy - SQUEEEE!! – host of the show My Cat From Hell, which if you haven’t seen, stop what you’re doing and get your ass to Animal Planet to reconcile a previously unfulfilled life.

So I might’ve made the Final Five before these Rihanna bikini pics showed up. Suck it up,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Vanessa Hudgens Bra See Through Shirt
    SSHGuru
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    Hmm, that necklace seems to be pointing towards the most relevant part of her.

  2. Mike Tyson Weird Moustache
    SSHGuru
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    How come the mustache looks like he sneezed it out?

  3. Katie Price Amy Willerton Cleavage
    cc
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    ‘Black Sheep Management’…long name for a pimp.

  4. Jackson Galaxy
    SSHGuru
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    The cats behave because he freaks the crap out of them.

  5. Hugh Jackman Razor Scooter
    Joe
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    Looks like Wolverine stole Spidey’s scooter.

  6. Katie Price Amy Willerton Cleavage
    Bonky
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    Just a heads up to all of you men out there, if these two women come knocking at your door, all they want is sex. This happened to me last week and trust me it’s just any kind of sex, crazy, filthy and it don’t got to be anything good. It took me near 24 hours to get rid of them bitches, so you just be ready if you see them at your front door. There ought to be a law….

  7. Hugh Jackman Razor Scooter
    cc
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    Does his mother know he’s not wearing a helmet.

  8. Octomom
    SSHGuru
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    These grapes represent how many children I want. They are not for eating.

  9. Jackson Galaxy
    boing
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    his hairs on backwards.

  10. Kate Beckinsale Leather Pants
    SSHGuru
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    I’m completely with Seth Rogen on this one…

  11. Brad Pitt
    boing
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    jeebus should use those windshield wipers!

  12. Vanessa Hudgens Bra See Through Shirt
    cc
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    Once you’ve seen her snatch, these shots don’t really matter.

  13. Brad Pitt
    Ruth
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    Looks like he took a wrong turn into a Kim K sex tape.

  14. Layla Flaherty Upskirt Panty Flash Desperate Scousewives
    SSHGuru
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    I desperately want to never have seen this picture.

  15. Layla Flaherty Upskirt Panty Flash Desperate Scousewives
    boing
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    phhhhbbbbbbttt!

  16. Hugh Jackman Razor Scooter
    Bonky
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    That’s just sad. Considering this is the mildest winter in NYC in 40 years AND this guy is way too old to be riding some tiny scooter AND he has a backpack on like he is on some journey to a far away land, just what the f-ck is going on in this picture ?

    • Trek Girl

      Mr. Jackman seems to be going somewhere. It’s a crazy concept, I know, but here’s my reasoning: He has a coat on because it’s chilly, a backpack because there are things he needs that can’t easily be carried by hand, and he is on a scooter because he likes it and it will get him to where he needs to be, possibly faster than if he were to walk.

      Hmmm – yeah, yeah, I think that’s what’s going on in this picture.

    • “Mild”? With the wind chill, it was sub-freezing all day yesterday. The hat, the coat, the gloves—all justified. This ain’t L.A., where they bundle up when it gets down to 50º.

  17. Rihanna Bikini Twitter
    SSHGuru
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    She appears to be standing in her own urine.

  18. Jessica White Cleavage
    boing
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    lol at the giant brown m&ms to the right.

  19. Jeremy Piven
    MRF
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    Like anyone believes there’s not a Penthouse hidden in there.

  20. Layla Flaherty Upskirt Panty Flash Desperate Scousewives
    Minky Wail
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    “Me bung itches!”

  21. Mike Tyson Weird Moustache
    Bonky
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    So this is what early onset dementia looks like ? What a shame, I thought he could go at least another six months doing crap for “FunnyOrDie.com”.

  22. Layla Flaherty Upskirt Panty Flash Desperate Scousewives
    sooooooosuperficial
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    Lighting farts on fabric seats is never a good idea.

  23. Emily Blunt Yoga Pants Cameltoe
    cc
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    Look at that coin slot!

  24. Octomom
    yoyoblack
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    they’re all boys? how is one blond?

  25. Hugh Jackman Razor Scooter
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    Wolverine on a scooter….today, I have officially grown out of my comic book phase. (puts gun to head) See you in hell, Logan!

    • Trek Girl

      I am shocked, sir or miss, that you would be such a fair-weather comic book fan. I demand that you put down your gun and pick up a comic book right now. I suggest “Spider-man Noir”.

  26. Octomom
    J
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    “Now children pay attention, this is all mommy could afford to buy this week for food”

  27. Katie Price Amy Willerton Cleavage
    Emma
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    I genuinely thought this was another post about a celebrity who had their wax statue recently revealed at Madame Tussauds.

  28. Jackson Galaxy
    Bonky
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    Guys, this is what stupid women, who like cats, fall for.

  29. Jackson Galaxy
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, one brush with the Chipmunks franchise has fucked David Cross for life.

  30. Jackson Galaxy
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Cat Behaviorist, translation: a guy who spends a lot of time motivating cats with food.

  31. Octomom
    cc
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    ‘Two grapes each and mommy gets the rest!’

  32. Jackson Galaxy
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It works because the cats always think a bit more highly of themselves after meeting him.

  33. Octomom
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    “And these are grapes, kids. GRA-PES. These are what mommy’s hush-hush juice is made from.”

  34. Nick Cannon
    cc
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    Yoooweeee, another day of leisure courtesy of Mariah the Mealticket.

  35. Rihanna Bikini Twitter
    Minky Wail
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    Looks like that IT machine Mr. Garrison built …

  36. Kate Beckinsale Leather Pants
    cc
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    Imagine how long it would take to peel her out of those pants.

    No, seriously, imagine it.

  37. Ashanti Side Boob
    celebutard
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    You’d think that before they re-opened that club that they would at least finish cleaning up the blood splatter from the homicide investigation.

  38. Jeremy Piven
    cc
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    Kate Beckinsale is on the BACK cover?

  39. Jessica White Cleavage
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    That man’s gravity is affecting her breast distribution.

  40. Gina Carano Cleavage
    cc
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    I wonder what tenderized breasts feel like.

  41. Octomom
    Bonky
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    If you want this tasty bunch of grapes you have to sign the contract. Mommy can’t make any money if you all don’t sign the contract.

  42. Rihanna Bikini Twitter
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    Not pictured: Everybody not giving a fuck.

  43. Jay-Z
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    Beetlejuice!

  44. Nick Cannon
    Bonky
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    No, Mariah, don’t jump, the babysitter is coming.

  45. Jackson Galaxy
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    One thing is for certain due to the lack of scratch marks. He didn’t put the cat into harness himself…

    • DeucePickle

      The hell he didn’t. This dude is a super cat-whisperer. If he tells a cat to pay his bills, that thing asks for his passwords.

  46. Rihanna Bikini Twitter
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    Turns out, elliptical machines are still lame, even with a hot, stoned singer in a bikini posing on top of them.

  47. Jackson Galaxy
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    Make all the snarky comments you want, but the fact remains that this man is knee deep in pussy every single day. Hate on, haters.

  48. Octomom
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    “So this what my ovaries looked like after I took all those fertility drugs…. Bobby, hand me that can of sardines and I will show you all the next part…. “

  49. Octomom
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    “And this, children, is what you looked like in mommy’s womb.”

  50. Nick Cannon
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    His kidney thing is making him think of the after life but he is looking the wrong direction…

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