Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which through no orchestration on my part is almost entirely chicks. Sure, there’s an argument to be made that I just wanted to make this Jeremy Renner pic as uncomfortable as possible being sandwiched between a bunch of random lady parts, but I swear it was totally coincidental. That said, we’ve got Hayden Panettiere already biting off Megan Fox‘s new shit, the dirtiest bathroom in the world, and Kim Kardashian already looking farther along than Holly Madison.
How the hell is that even possible? Oh right, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Slipped my mind for a minute,
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Hasn’t she been pregnant for 18 months now?
damn!!
Yummy.
she doesn’t look like any mohel i’ve ever seen!
You can say “dat ass” but then unfortunately you’d have to think “but dat face” . . .
Damn she has a hot body.
Add a deck chair and a gin & tonic and you’ve pretty much captured my idea of heaven.
So she’s black now?
Stephanie Seymour and boner boy have nothing on these two.
Yup. That bag really classes things up.
You show up to fashion week wearing some ratty ass Target plaid shirt? What a dipshit.
Oh God! Not another Pink Panther remake!
Michael Jackson wants his nose back.
fix your site you lazy retards
I would fuck that with a bag over her head.
“You know your country is broke when” no.472 : photos with cardboard celebs is a prestige event
it’s not even Target, it’s Eskimo Joe’s, a restaurant/clothing store in Stillwater Oklahoma. It’s like wearing a Hard Rock Cafe shirt
Nano Snake !
What was momma talking about, ain’t no money coming out of these ?
God! He looks 10 yrs older every week.
Is that roast beef or hamster meat?
Walking around with a spoon hanging out your twat must be a thing now.
I can’t act and I ruined the Bourne franchise.
If he slept with Lindsay the mange is the least and most curable problem this dude’s got.
I can’t top ‘dirtiest bathroom ever’, but fuck me, she’s U.G.L.Y. and nasty and what’s with the lumpy pussy? *shudder*
I don’t know who the deuce these people are but she’s taking the whole “hands on” parenting thing a bit too far.
her name is really Banghard? No fucking way.
I didn’t know Hayden and Kris Jenner were even friends.
excellent!
like many mohels, I’m sure she’s quite familiar with handling penis.
memo to Selena: this is what tits can do for you.
Bad choice of colors. Shamu called and he wants his look back.
Daniel Radcliffe has really gone down hill since the Harry Potter franchise ended.
I guess that place must not have a limit on how many laps one person can make around the buffet.
Mmmmmm… bacon balls.
OMFG! I’ve had my eye on that very same Biz Markie/ Trannie chimp bag forever!
Kinda cute for a short chick!
The other girl (pissed off, blue polka dot bikini) is alot cuter.
She looks like Eddie Munsteros!
Rachel Maddow needs a shave.
Six more months to go, Kanye must be terrified.
Cholita shaved off her eyebrows and painted them back on.
She’s still a disgusting skankbag.
On the bright side…oh right, there is no bright side.
(had to google them)
*shaking head* I got nothing.
Trying too hard.
I want to eat that right now.
‘I am so happy Daddy bought me these! squeee!!’
brother sister? Mother son? who? what? & ick.
it’s creepin me out man.
made up to be unrecognizable.
He looks French.