The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.17.13

January 17th, 2013 // 244 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which through no orchestration on my part is almost entirely chicks. Sure, there’s an argument to be made that I just wanted to make this Jeremy Renner pic as uncomfortable as possible being sandwiched between a bunch of random lady parts, but I swear it was totally coincidental. That said, we’ve got Hayden Panettiere already biting off Megan Fox‘s new shit, the dirtiest bathroom in the world, and Kim Kardashian already looking farther along than Holly Madison.

How the hell is that even possible? Oh right, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Slipped my mind for a minute,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Holly Madison Cleavage Pregnant Belly Andreas Grand Opening
    grobpilot
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    Hasn’t she been pregnant for 18 months now?

  2. Elizabeth Banks Tight Minidress Walk Of Shame Set
    richie
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    damn!!

  3. Ashley Greene Legs Leather Short Shorts Andreas Grand Opening
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Yummy.

  4. Daniella Moyles Cleavage The Erics Awards
    richie
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    she doesn’t look like any mohel i’ve ever seen!

  5. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
    Meg's Attitude
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    You can say “dat ass” but then unfortunately you’d have to think “but dat face” . . .

  6. Elizabeth Banks Tight Minidress Walk Of Shame Set
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    Damn she has a hot body.

  7. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini Topless Twitter
    cc
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    Add a deck chair and a gin & tonic and you’ve pretty much captured my idea of heaven.

  8. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
    tlmck
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    So she’s black now?

  9. Lilly Becker Noah Becker Basler Fashion Show
    tlmck
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    Stephanie Seymour and boner boy have nothing on these two.

  10. AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage 90210 Set
    tlmck
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    Yup. That bag really classes things up.

  11. Lilly Becker Noah Becker Basler Fashion Show
    Beer Baron
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    You show up to fashion week wearing some ratty ass Target plaid shirt? What a dipshit.

  12. Jeremy Renner Turtleneck Thin Moustache Today Show
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    Oh God! Not another Pink Panther remake!

  13. Holly Madison Cleavage Pregnant Belly Andreas Grand Opening
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    Michael Jackson wants his nose back.

  14. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini Topless Twitter
    steve
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    fix your site you lazy retards

  15. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
    anonym
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    I would fuck that with a bag over her head.

  16. Daniella Moyles Cleavage The Erics Awards
    wheres my hat
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    “You know your country is broke when” no.472 : photos with cardboard celebs is a prestige event

  17. Lilly Becker Noah Becker Basler Fashion Show
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    it’s not even Target, it’s Eskimo Joe’s, a restaurant/clothing store in Stillwater Oklahoma. It’s like wearing a Hard Rock Cafe shirt

  18. Elizabeth Banks Tight Minidress Walk Of Shame Set
    wheres my hat ?
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    Nano Snake !

  19. Behati Prinsloo Squeezing Boobs Together Victorias Secret Shoot
    wheres my hat?
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    What was momma talking about, ain’t no money coming out of these ?

  20. Jeremy Renner Turtleneck Thin Moustache Today Show
    mrsbloodyface
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    God! He looks 10 yrs older every week.

  21. SAG Awards Menu Tasting Event
    mrsbloodyface
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    Is that roast beef or hamster meat?

  22. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
    mrsbloodyface
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    Walking around with a spoon hanging out your twat must be a thing now.

  23. Jeremy Renner Turtleneck Thin Moustache Today Show
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    I can’t act and I ruined the Bourne franchise.

  24. Channing Tatum Shaved Head Knit Hat Jenna Dewan Pregnant
    mrsbloodyface
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    If he slept with Lindsay the mange is the least and most curable problem this dude’s got.

  25. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
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    I can’t top ‘dirtiest bathroom ever’, but fuck me, she’s U.G.L.Y. and nasty and what’s with the lumpy pussy? *shudder*

  26. Lilly Becker Noah Becker Basler Fashion Show
    mrsbloodyface
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    I don’t know who the deuce these people are but she’s taking the whole “hands on” parenting thing a bit too far.

  27. Lacey Banghard Evicted From Big Brother
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    her name is really Banghard? No fucking way.

  28. Hayden Panettiere Snake On Face Twitter
    mrsbloodyface
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    I didn’t know Hayden and Kris Jenner were even friends.

  29. Daniella Moyles Cleavage The Erics Awards
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    like many mohels, I’m sure she’s quite familiar with handling penis.

  30. Theresa Ortiz Bikini
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    memo to Selena: this is what tits can do for you.

  31. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
    mrsbloodyface
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    Bad choice of colors. Shamu called and he wants his look back.

  32. Jeremy Renner Turtleneck Thin Moustache Today Show
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    Daniel Radcliffe has really gone down hill since the Harry Potter franchise ended.

  33. Holly Madison Cleavage Pregnant Belly Andreas Grand Opening
    mrsbloodyface
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    I guess that place must not have a limit on how many laps one person can make around the buffet.

  34. SAG Awards Menu Tasting Event
    Mike Walker
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    Mmmmmm… bacon balls.

  35. AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage 90210 Set
    mrsbloodyface
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    OMFG! I’ve had my eye on that very same Biz Markie/ Trannie chimp bag forever!

  36. Theresa Ortiz Bikini
    mrsbloodyface
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    Kinda cute for a short chick!

  37. Theresa Ortiz Bikini
    mrsbloodyface
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    The other girl (pissed off, blue polka dot bikini) is alot cuter.

  38. Theresa Ortiz Bikini
    mrsbloodyface
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    She looks like Eddie Munsteros!

  39. Jeremy Renner Turtleneck Thin Moustache Today Show
    oldfool
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    Rachel Maddow needs a shave.

  40. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
    Bonky
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    Six more months to go, Kanye must be terrified.

  41. Lacey Banghard Evicted From Big Brother
    oldfool
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    Cholita shaved off her eyebrows and painted them back on.

  42. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
    LockNLoad
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    She’s still a disgusting skankbag.
    On the bright side…oh right, there is no bright side.

  43. Lilly Becker Noah Becker Basler Fashion Show
    LockNLoad
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    (had to google them)
    *shaking head* I got nothing.

  44. Daniella Moyles Cleavage The Erics Awards
    LockNLoad
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    Trying too hard.

  45. SAG Awards Menu Tasting Event
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    I want to eat that right now.

  46. Behati Prinsloo Squeezing Boobs Together Victorias Secret Shoot
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    ‘I am so happy Daddy bought me these! squeee!!’

  47. Lilly Becker Noah Becker Basler Fashion Show
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    brother sister? Mother son? who? what? & ick.

  48. Jennifer Garner
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    it’s creepin me out man.

  49. AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage 90210 Set
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    made up to be unrecognizable.

  50. Jeremy Renner Turtleneck Thin Moustache Today Show
    cc
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    He looks French.

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