Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which through no orchestration on my part is almost entirely chicks. Sure, there’s an argument to be made that I just wanted to make this Jeremy Renner pic as uncomfortable as possible being sandwiched between a bunch of random lady parts, but I swear it was totally coincidental. That said, we’ve got Hayden Panettiere already biting off Megan Fox‘s new shit, the dirtiest bathroom in the world, and Kim Kardashian already looking farther along than Holly Madison.
How the hell is that even possible? Oh right, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Slipped my mind for a minute,
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That’s not how stuffing your bra works, Kim.
From what I gather seeing these B-List starlets on this site tattoo trends in Europe are the US-equivalent of 2004 or so, correct?
“Theresa Ortiz (white bikini).” OK, fine and dandy. But the other one looks pretty good, too. Who the hell is she?
I’d get that checked. The testes look really red and seem to be oozing pus.
So this is what the other side of a robot glory hole looks like.
“Hehe! It’s like Play Doe on my chest!”
“Goodness, girl! Who did your eye-lashes last time! Imma make you look good, girlfriend!”
juicy bags on a stick
now ladies, that’s how you pose for an ass pic
Love that classic Holstein style.
MOO
“Oh god! How fresh was that shell fish?”
You know you’re weird when Nicki Minaj gives you a funny look.
Twin powers, activate!
Even God is giving her a “peace” sign with that cloud on the right she’s so fucking hot.
That’s not God. Those are two clouds colliding because they were each staring at topless Candice and not looking where they were going.
In fact, if you zoom in, you can see that one cloud got its chocolate in the other cloud’s peanut butter.
idk, it looks more like ‘the shocker’ to me. Can’t blame the big guy for wanting to jam 1 in the pink & 2 in the stink on this hottie.
I thought it was two in the pink and one in the stink. You learn something new everyday.
The Sexiest Man Alive wears a Cosby sweater. Makes sense.
Is Ellen doing hormone replacement therapy?
*BOINNNNNGGG*
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“I’m…..so…”
(swallows 3 Xanax pills)
“……happy..”
Random, but I’ll take it
“Nothin I like more than suckin down a few que… beers. Beers! That’s it, a few beers!”
So now she’s a snake handler? That means she’s an idiot and completely oblivious to all logic and reason. That means I could have a shot at her.
now all of you just stfu and leave me to my delusions.
some dude is at least half responsible for her being knocked up, so why’s she always prancing and posing with her fat preggo belly like she was holding the cure for fucking cancer that she invented, and the father is nowhere to be seen, ever?
The father is in jail.
balls deep, right in the fartbox.
She is carrying low.
Yeah, all the way back in her ass.
that’s a wormhole to the alternate universe where Jenifer garner doesn’t have the face of a mule.
Meh
Before you hop on a plane, Dublin isn’t all glamour like this
wtf its not even centered.
so Lacey Cabfarehome?
Here we have Kim wearing the Paula Poundstone collection.
She went from Kim to Chloe to Rosie real quick.
Yes, because she’s funny.
Make sure there’s one on each side, dear.
I want to have her babbies.
HAHAHA!!! Something about “babbies” is hilarious to me!
Someone should peel that banana.
She’s smiling now but she’ll probably need some help getting all that sand out of her cooch.
Wrong side photographer, wrong side.
Actually, that’s her best side. She has an amazing ass, but tiny tits. But did I mention her sweet ass?
“So let me get this straight, you slept with Lohan and the hair just fell off?”
“I don’t know, they FEEL real”
WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK?!!! You’re not the invincible cheerleader for real idiot, get that off!
The face of a sixteen year old, the hands of an 85 year old. Something’s wrong here…
Did you really look at her hand???
Fuck, Sauron has resurrected.
A restaurant opening? The steep slope to irrelevance has begun.
Lacey should’ve Bangedharder
I hate when phallic foods look delicious. I can never decide if they make me hungry or horny.
In addition to the sheer hell of wondering where the cucumbers have actually been.
Hell, you could write a whole episode of a sitcom around a turnip shaped like a thingy.
1. I love this guy. He’s so bad-ass and oddly hot.
2. I call total BS on the story about him knocking up a female. Does that look like a guy who knocks up females???
I want Ashley Greene to catch on… Now that “Twilight” is finished, I don’t really know… I’m not feeling too optimistic, sadly. “Apparition”, anyone?
She’s disgusting.
busted