The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.17.13

January 17th, 2013 // 244 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which through no orchestration on my part is almost entirely chicks. Sure, there’s an argument to be made that I just wanted to make this Jeremy Renner pic as uncomfortable as possible being sandwiched between a bunch of random lady parts, but I swear it was totally coincidental. That said, we’ve got Hayden Panettiere already biting off Megan Fox‘s new shit, the dirtiest bathroom in the world, and Kim Kardashian already looking farther along than Holly Madison.

How the hell is that even possible? Oh right, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Slipped my mind for a minute,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
    ThisWillHurt
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    That’s not how stuffing your bra works, Kim.

  2. Theresa Ortiz Bikini
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    From what I gather seeing these B-List starlets on this site tattoo trends in Europe are the US-equivalent of 2004 or so, correct?

  3. Theresa Ortiz Bikini
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    “Theresa Ortiz (white bikini).” OK, fine and dandy. But the other one looks pretty good, too. Who the hell is she?

  4. SAG Awards Menu Tasting Event
    ThisWillHurt
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    I’d get that checked. The testes look really red and seem to be oozing pus.

  5. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
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    So this is what the other side of a robot glory hole looks like.

  6. Behati Prinsloo Squeezing Boobs Together Victorias Secret Shoot
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hehe! It’s like Play Doe on my chest!”

  7. Hayden Panettiere Snake On Face Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Goodness, girl! Who did your eye-lashes last time! Imma make you look good, girlfriend!”

  8. Behati Prinsloo Squeezing Boobs Together Victorias Secret Shoot
    anonym
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    juicy bags on a stick

  9. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini Topless Twitter
    anonym
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    now ladies, that’s how you pose for an ass pic

  10. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
    Cock Dr
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    Love that classic Holstein style.
    MOO

  11. Lacey Banghard Evicted From Big Brother
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Oh god! How fresh was that shell fish?”

  12. Daniella Moyles Cleavage The Erics Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    You know you’re weird when Nicki Minaj gives you a funny look.

  13. Behati Prinsloo Squeezing Boobs Together Victorias Secret Shoot
    JC
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    Twin powers, activate!

  14. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini Topless Twitter
    Deacon Jones
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    Even God is giving her a “peace” sign with that cloud on the right she’s so fucking hot.

    • That’s not God. Those are two clouds colliding because they were each staring at topless Candice and not looking where they were going.

      In fact, if you zoom in, you can see that one cloud got its chocolate in the other cloud’s peanut butter.

    • idk, it looks more like ‘the shocker’ to me. Can’t blame the big guy for wanting to jam 1 in the pink & 2 in the stink on this hottie.

  15. Channing Tatum Shaved Head Knit Hat Jenna Dewan Pregnant
    ThisWillHurt
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    The Sexiest Man Alive wears a Cosby sweater. Makes sense.

  16. Jeremy Renner Turtleneck Thin Moustache Today Show
    Deacon Jones
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    Is Ellen doing hormone replacement therapy?

  17. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
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    *BOINNNNNGGG*

  18. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
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    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  19. Holly Madison Cleavage Pregnant Belly Andreas Grand Opening
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    “I’m…..so…”
    (swallows 3 Xanax pills)
    “……happy..”

  20. Barbara Guerra Alessandra Sorcinelli Lingerie
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    Random, but I’ll take it

  21. Jeremy Renner Turtleneck Thin Moustache Today Show
    B&WMinstrel
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    “Nothin I like more than suckin down a few que… beers. Beers! That’s it, a few beers!”

  22. Hayden Panettiere Snake On Face Twitter
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    So now she’s a snake handler? That means she’s an idiot and completely oblivious to all logic and reason. That means I could have a shot at her.
    now all of you just stfu and leave me to my delusions.

  23. Holly Madison Cleavage Pregnant Belly Andreas Grand Opening
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    some dude is at least half responsible for her being knocked up, so why’s she always prancing and posing with her fat preggo belly like she was holding the cure for fucking cancer that she invented, and the father is nowhere to be seen, ever?

  24. Alexis Bledel Butt Tight Jeans Remember Sunday Set
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    balls deep, right in the fartbox.

  25. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
    popwilleatitself
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    She is carrying low.

  26. Jennifer Garner
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    that’s a wormhole to the alternate universe where Jenifer garner doesn’t have the face of a mule.

  27. Elizabeth Banks Tight Minidress Walk Of Shame Set
    MFer
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    Meh

  28. Daniella Moyles Cleavage The Erics Awards
    B&WMinstrel
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    Before you hop on a plane, Dublin isn’t all glamour like this

  29. Jennifer Garner
    zomgbie
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    wtf its not even centered.

  30. Lacey Banghard Evicted From Big Brother
    zomgbie
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    so Lacey Cabfarehome?

  31. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
    sexyman48
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    Here we have Kim wearing the Paula Poundstone collection.

  32. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
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    She went from Kim to Chloe to Rosie real quick.

  33. Elizabeth Banks Tight Minidress Walk Of Shame Set
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    Yes, because she’s funny.

  34. Behati Prinsloo Squeezing Boobs Together Victorias Secret Shoot
    lawn
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    Make sure there’s one on each side, dear.

  35. Elizabeth Banks Tight Minidress Walk Of Shame Set
    lawn
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    I want to have her babbies.

  36. Elizabeth Banks Tight Minidress Walk Of Shame Set
    Cock Dr
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    Someone should peel that banana.

  37. Theresa Ortiz Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    She’s smiling now but she’ll probably need some help getting all that sand out of her cooch.

  38. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini Topless Twitter
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    Wrong side photographer, wrong side.

  39. Channing Tatum Shaved Head Knit Hat Jenna Dewan Pregnant
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    “So let me get this straight, you slept with Lohan and the hair just fell off?”

  40. Behati Prinsloo Squeezing Boobs Together Victorias Secret Shoot
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    “I don’t know, they FEEL real”

  41. Hayden Panettiere Snake On Face Twitter
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    WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK?!!! You’re not the invincible cheerleader for real idiot, get that off!

  42. Alexis Bledel Butt Tight Jeans Remember Sunday Set
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    The face of a sixteen year old, the hands of an 85 year old. Something’s wrong here…

  43. Jennifer Garner
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    Fuck, Sauron has resurrected.

  44. Ashley Greene Legs Leather Short Shorts Andreas Grand Opening
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    A restaurant opening? The steep slope to irrelevance has begun.

  45. Lacey Banghard Evicted From Big Brother
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    Lacey should’ve Bangedharder

  46. SAG Awards Menu Tasting Event
    JennywithaY
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    I hate when phallic foods look delicious. I can never decide if they make me hungry or horny.

  47. Jeremy Renner Turtleneck Thin Moustache Today Show
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    1. I love this guy. He’s so bad-ass and oddly hot.
    2. I call total BS on the story about him knocking up a female. Does that look like a guy who knocks up females???

  48. Ashley Greene Legs Leather Short Shorts Andreas Grand Opening
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    I want Ashley Greene to catch on… Now that “Twilight” is finished, I don’t really know… I’m not feeling too optimistic, sadly. “Apparition”, anyone?

  49. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini Topless Twitter
    Brad
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    She’s disgusting.

  50. Daniella Moyles Cleavage The Erics Awards
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    busted

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