Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which through no orchestration on my part is almost entirely chicks. Sure, there’s an argument to be made that I just wanted to make this Jeremy Renner pic as uncomfortable as possible being sandwiched between a bunch of random lady parts, but I swear it was totally coincidental. That said, we’ve got Hayden Panettiere already biting off Megan Fox‘s new shit, the dirtiest bathroom in the world, and Kim Kardashian already looking farther along than Holly Madison.
How the hell is that even possible? Oh right, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Slipped my mind for a minute,
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I’m guessing they call this “Junque Au Vin”
Tell me again why this doesn’t have one thousand thumbs up–?
Bah, that could be anybody’s chef.
That meat looks good.
(not gay at all.)
So… who’s sitting on the crapper?
Hey, I remember them asking me for spare change!
Ohhh… so that’s why she calls the snake “Cumshot”
“I don’t always look gay or like a child molester but… Actually yeah I kinda always do…”
“It happens every time, they all become blueberries.”
If it wasn’t for the mirror, you might not know the level of syphilis that is being displayed…
She needs the venom to remain in human form. Otherwise, it’s back to the Smurf village–and the rapes, the endless, enless rapes.
Oh my god, that’s so brilliantly fucked up. I love it.
The snake was orphaned at a young age and had to be brought up with a role model so it can flourish…
She keeps it with her bf’s dick…. It’s a win-win situation
I think she’s doing pregnancy wrong.
Usually it’s the belly that gets bigger, not the ass.
dickwiches again?
Now eat your dick sandwich, like a good boy, and you’ll be big and strong like Ron Jeremy. :D
Don’t you mean Jeremy Renner? Heyyyyy…wait a minute…..
Jeremy’s Iron.
I see what you did there.
So she’s giving birth to a lesbian? Someone explain this science to me please…
Ben had them put in a Scientology port when she kept asking too many damn questions.
win
TCLTC
is that her balls hanging in the panty crotch. yikes!!!!!!
she likes snakes on her face.
Really? That’s all you could come up with?!
Actually, that’s only a small piece of twine that she found laying on the ground, now if she can find a small stick, she can fashion a bow and arrows, and finally defeat the evil Gorn.
No… no, do not kill the Gorn. Maybe they thought they were protecting themselves… when they attacked the outpost.
Banghard?
I know, really, right? with that surname, there’s a 100% chance her profession will involve showing her tits. 0% chance it will involve solving Schrodinger’s equation.
Wow. I must say, Anthony Hopkins looks absolutely AMAZING as Alfred Hitchcock!
In the North by Northwest remake, the final scene would take place on her giant ass, instead of Mt Rushmore.
Yes, please put on more frosted pink lipgloss. That will make the duck lips look smaller.
“Who pays for pink lipgloss when you’re out of work? AAAFFFFLLLLAAAACCCC!”
Technically, if you have a vagina, and a body like that (nipple scars and all), you are never out of “work”.
I bet she’s stuffing her clothes for more attention… WHORE
Jesus, even her faucets are dong shapped. I’m in love.
Tor Johnson lives!!!!
Pretty sure that’s as close as she’ll get to the ghetto.
joan cusack approves
“Father along”
What a dumbass
Is that a Spaghetti-O ?
I think it’s a piece of popcorn.
Jee-bus, pay attention. It’s a Cheerio!
If I was a women, I would be doing this all the time. And I wouldn’t need a photo shoot.
Is that an old component video jack? She needs an upgrade to an HDMI plug.
Who shopped Kim’s head onto John Goodman’s body?
It’s like they photoshopped her head on Chris Christie’s body.
A fat-assed waiter out for a smoke break.
Turkey aint done…timer hasn’t popped.
You’d think Affleck would have been a bit more discrete about his locator chip…
Note to Jenifer Aniston: This is how you do leather…
Big blob of cream sauce on the meat….what a surprise.
Hey, what’s a phallic dish without some cream at the tip of the meat?
Dressing to the left. Talk about classy!
Young, with just the right amount of plump. Yummo!
Looks like Ben put out a cigarette on her forehead.
Someone has stolen three of my tarts! Off with his head.
i would so love to smash that
Starring in the role of Octavio the Clown in the “Scarface” remake.
MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÕ
She reminds me of Lindsay Lohan but this duckface has more style, grace and class.
Less of a cow, and more like Danny Devito’s penguin?
He looks like someone made a Shrinky-Dink of Liam Neeson.
Venus boobytrap.
“Go stare at someone else. There must be other women on the beach. Why are you looking at me?”
Bennifer Cam! WHen you can’t leave anything to chance!