The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.17.13

January 17th, 2013 // 244 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which through no orchestration on my part is almost entirely chicks. Sure, there’s an argument to be made that I just wanted to make this Jeremy Renner pic as uncomfortable as possible being sandwiched between a bunch of random lady parts, but I swear it was totally coincidental. That said, we’ve got Hayden Panettiere already biting off Megan Fox‘s new shit, the dirtiest bathroom in the world, and Kim Kardashian already looking farther along than Holly Madison.

How the hell is that even possible? Oh right, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Slipped my mind for a minute,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. SAG Awards Menu Tasting Event
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    I’m guessing they call this “Junque Au Vin”

  2. SAG Awards Menu Tasting Event
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    Bah, that could be anybody’s chef.

  3. SAG Awards Menu Tasting Event
    CK
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    That meat looks good.

    (not gay at all.)

  4. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
    CK
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    So… who’s sitting on the crapper?

  5. Channing Tatum Shaved Head Knit Hat Jenna Dewan Pregnant
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    Hey, I remember them asking me for spare change!

  6. Hayden Panettiere Snake On Face Twitter
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    Ohhh… so that’s why she calls the snake “Cumshot”

  7. Jeremy Renner Turtleneck Thin Moustache Today Show
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    “I don’t always look gay or like a child molester but… Actually yeah I kinda always do…”

  8. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
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    “It happens every time, they all become blueberries.”

  9. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
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    If it wasn’t for the mirror, you might not know the level of syphilis that is being displayed…

  10. Hayden Panettiere Snake On Face Twitter
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    She needs the venom to remain in human form. Otherwise, it’s back to the Smurf village–and the rapes, the endless, enless rapes.

  11. Hayden Panettiere Snake On Face Twitter
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    The snake was orphaned at a young age and had to be brought up with a role model so it can flourish…
    She keeps it with her bf’s dick…. It’s a win-win situation

  12. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
    anonymous
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    I think she’s doing pregnancy wrong.

    Usually it’s the belly that gets bigger, not the ass.

  13. SAG Awards Menu Tasting Event
    Jimmy
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    dickwiches again?

  14. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
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    So she’s giving birth to a lesbian? Someone explain this science to me please…

  15. Jennifer Garner
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    Ben had them put in a Scientology port when she kept asking too many damn questions.

  16. SAG Awards Menu Tasting Event
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    TCLTC

  17. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
    karlito
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    is that her balls hanging in the panty crotch. yikes!!!!!!

  18. Hayden Panettiere Snake On Face Twitter
    karlito
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    she likes snakes on her face.

  19. Hayden Panettiere Snake On Face Twitter
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    Actually, that’s only a small piece of twine that she found laying on the ground, now if she can find a small stick, she can fashion a bow and arrows, and finally defeat the evil Gorn.

    • zomgbie

      No… no, do not kill the Gorn. Maybe they thought they were protecting themselves… when they attacked the outpost.

  20. Lacey Banghard Evicted From Big Brother
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Banghard?

  21. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
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    Wow. I must say, Anthony Hopkins looks absolutely AMAZING as Alfred Hitchcock!

  22. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Yes, please put on more frosted pink lipgloss. That will make the duck lips look smaller.

  23. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
    your mom
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    I bet she’s stuffing her clothes for more attention… WHORE

  24. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
    Where's Dildo
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    Jesus, even her faucets are dong shapped. I’m in love.

  25. Channing Tatum Shaved Head Knit Hat Jenna Dewan Pregnant
    Nonny Moose
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    Tor Johnson lives!!!!

  26. AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage 90210 Set
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    Pretty sure that’s as close as she’ll get to the ghetto.

  27. Lilly Becker Noah Becker Basler Fashion Show
    farrellthib
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    joan cusack approves

  28. Grammar Nazi

    “Father along”
    What a dumbass

  29. Jennifer Garner
    CK
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    Is that a Spaghetti-O ?

  30. Behati Prinsloo Squeezing Boobs Together Victorias Secret Shoot
    Toe Jam
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    If I was a women, I would be doing this all the time. And I wouldn’t need a photo shoot.

  31. Jennifer Garner
    Not Marvel
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    Is that an old component video jack? She needs an upgrade to an HDMI plug.

  32. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
    Nonny Moose
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    Who shopped Kim’s head onto John Goodman’s body?

  33. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
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    It’s like they photoshopped her head on Chris Christie’s body.

  34. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
    catapostrophe
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    A fat-assed waiter out for a smoke break.

  35. Jennifer Garner
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    Turkey aint done…timer hasn’t popped.

  36. Jennifer Garner
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    You’d think Affleck would have been a bit more discrete about his locator chip…

  37. Ashley Greene Legs Leather Short Shorts Andreas Grand Opening
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    Note to Jenifer Aniston: This is how you do leather…

  38. SAG Awards Menu Tasting Event
    Cock Dr
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    Big blob of cream sauce on the meat….what a surprise.

  39. Theresa Ortiz Bikini
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    Young, with just the right amount of plump. Yummo!

  40. Jennifer Garner
    Nonny Moose
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    Looks like Ben put out a cigarette on her forehead.

  41. Daniella Moyles Cleavage The Erics Awards
    Nonny Moose
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    Someone has stolen three of my tarts! Off with his head.

  42. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
    farrellthib
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    i would so love to smash that

  43. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
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    Starring in the role of Octavio the Clown in the “Scarface” remake.

  44. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
    Spartacus
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    MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÕ

  45. Shauna Sand Butt Underwear Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    She reminds me of Lindsay Lohan but this duckface has more style, grace and class.

  46. Kim Kardashian Weight Gain Pregnant
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    Less of a cow, and more like Danny Devito’s penguin?

  47. Jeremy Renner Turtleneck Thin Moustache Today Show
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    He looks like someone made a Shrinky-Dink of Liam Neeson.

  48. Behati Prinsloo Squeezing Boobs Together Victorias Secret Shoot
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    Venus boobytrap.

  49. Candice Swanepoel Butt Bikini Topless Twitter
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    “Go stare at someone else. There must be other women on the beach. Why are you looking at me?”

  50. Jennifer Garner
    ThisWillHurt
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    Bennifer Cam! WHen you can’t leave anything to chance!

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