The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.16.14

January 16th, 2014 // 419 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’d like to deviate from the usual program of yoga-panted ass to share with you guys a lesson I learned today. You see, when you live on the Internet like I do, it’s not always kittens in baskets and Saved By The Bell gifs, sometimes it’s plain hard truths. Truths like instead of wasting four years of life on exactly the college major I chose – #5, I should have learned how to manage the restaurant I’ll inevitably end up working in. Point taken, Internet, point taken. *digs flare out of cigar box, wipes away tears* So, sorry to my buddies at Take One, but it looks like my interning efforts were for naught as it’s only a matter of time now before I’m counting how many extra sides of ranch requests it will take for me to take my own life. Please enjoy this gallery while I still have the privilege of making them for a living. There’s Russell Brand guest speaking at the ‘Give It Up’ conference, which is sort of like inviting Chris Brown to speak at a womens’ shelter, Snooki struggling with a revolving door because cocaine will make you skinny, but it won’t make you strong, and Aunt Becky who is 49. That’s almost 50, folks.

Wow, you know what Internet? This food service thing might not be so bad after all. You always know how to cheer me up,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Zosia Mamet Lena Dunham Allison Williams Richard E Grant Girls Season Three Premiere
    JimBB
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    He would be more dignified blowing Ian Mckellen for an off-Broadway bit part.

  2. Kevin Jonas Kissing Wife Danielle Jonas Touching Pregnant Belly
    JimBB
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    She got pregnant from watching a single episode of True Blood. Just WATCHING!

  3. Ita Buttrose
    Hugh G. Rection
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    And it was gay Canadian singer Ita Butthead who got in trouble for egging his neighbor’s hous.

  4. Kylie Jenner Butt Tight High Waisted Pants
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Ideally Kris would have had Kylie do the fake leaked sex tape, but she couldn’t wait for her to be legal.

  5. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Ah, famous milfs in yoga pants. I love thesuperficial.com

  6. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
    Bonky
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    Scientists believe that the “CocoAustin” is a highly evolved
    hominoid that may even be ahead of humans in evolution.
    Not only does it no longer have a prehensile tail, like man, it
    has developed a super strong set of gluteal muscles that
    replace it. Researchers at a strip club in Atlanta Georgia
    have compared the crushing power of its buttocks to exceed
    the Bite Force Quotient of any living species on earth.

  7. Ita Buttrose
    JimBB
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    I gave my GF a dozen buttroses once. It did not go well.

  8. Olivia Wilde Butt Yoga Pants Pregnant Belly
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I’ll set the over/under on the baby’s weight at two pounds.

  9. Drew Barrymore Book Signing Barnes & Noble
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    “Look…cactuses!”

  10. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    Gee, Reese, what do you think you’re going to wear today? Jeans? A dress?

    Oh, dirty sweatshirt and yoga pants? Well, as long as you don’t make it a habit, I guess…

  11. Jennifer Akerman Cleavage Legs Miniskirt Boots Chateau Marmont
    JimBB
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    A thicker Malin Akerman? Hey, I’m down with it.

  12. Denise Richards Flat Ass Tight Jeans LAX
    JimBB
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    Fuck you, bitch, I got mad money! STARSHIP TROOPERS MONEY!!

  13. Jasmine Waltz Bra Underwear See Through Dress Celebrity Big Brother Eviction
    JimBB
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    “Borehamwood, UK”

    Sounds like the perfect location for Big Brother.

  14. Keira Knightley Nipples See Through Dress Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
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    See Kristen Stewart? This is how you look convincing as a vampire

  15. Drew Barrymore Book Signing Barnes & Noble
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    She is not aging well.

  16. Amy Adams Butt Tight Jeans
    Bigsmitty
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    Love that woman!

  17. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
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    Here you see a “forced perspective” shot of Coco doing a handstand up against a telephone pole.

  18. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
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    Can she be any more perfect? No. No she can’t.

  19. Kevin Jonas Kissing Wife Danielle Jonas Touching Pregnant Belly
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    “Kevin, my lips are to the right, and my boobs are much higher…get it right! There are photographers here!”

  20. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
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    Everybody’s working for the weekend…

  21. Snooki Struggling To Push Revolving Door
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    Snookie producing power in the guido-tricity generator

  22. Russell Brand Huge White Dog Give It Up Conference
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    Judging by the awkward looks on the men’s faces, I’d say they already gave it up to Russell.

  23. Denise Richards Flat Ass Tight Jeans LAX
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    It’s sad, but every time Denise finds herself in an airport, she actually believes she is in a sequel to “Love, Actually.”

  24. Jasmine Waltz Bra Underwear See Through Dress Celebrity Big Brother Eviction
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    Just the first of many houses that she is destined to be evicted from.

  25. Brooklyn Decker Nipples No Bra CBS Winter TCA Tour
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    The forced smile of a former model who thought she was going to make it in movies but got shoved in a CBS sitcom instead.

  26. Cheryl Coko Clemons Leanne Lelee Lyons Tamara Taj George SWV Reunited Series Premiere
    Bob
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    At least RuPaul knew how to work that shit. Drag queens today just don’t put in the necessary effort.

  27. Keira Knightley Nipples See Through Dress Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
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    She makes a really fucking sexy maid.

  28. Amy Adams Butt Tight Jeans
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    My goodness miss Larter, wheere on Earth are your pants?

  29. Arnold Schwarzenegger Thick Woman Opening His Car Door
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    Is she Latina? If so, we know he tipped her extra.

  30. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
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    My goodness miss Larter, where on Earth are your pants?

  31. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Bra Instagram
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Ooooh! Take-out!

  32. Drew Barrymore Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    meh
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    So she couldn’t just pick a single color or design for her nails? She had to go with one of each?

  33. Keira Knightley Nipples See Through Dress Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
    waynemoores
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    I see nipples!!!

  34. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Oops. Wrong picture

  35. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
    phantom duck
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    My god, I take public transportation every day and I think the hand rails on my train are actually cleaner than that pole…

  36. Russell Brand Huge White Dog Give It Up Conference
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    Wow, even the dog has a hipster douchebag look.

  37. Will Smith Floral Print Pants Long Scarf Leather Jacket at Valentino FW Mens Collection Presentation Paris
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    congrats on after erf and jaydens razzies.
    or in this case-
    Respondant Assimilate Zxclyo-Zymaphlytic Interglyxstemic Endroctysxatylitx.

  38. Brooklyn Decker Nipples No Bra CBS Winter TCA Tour
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    She hit the wall, hard.

  39. Keira Knightley Nipples See Through Dress Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
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    “Candy? Cigarettes?”

  40. Zosia Mamet Lena Dunham Allison Williams Richard E Grant Girls Season Three Premiere
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I don’t mind a show where a flat chested fat chick is allways naked. But I wish they’d spackle some makeup over those ugly tattoos.

  41. Brooklyn Decker Nipples No Bra CBS Winter TCA Tour
    waynemoores
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    Wow…what a disappointment.

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger Thick Woman Opening His Car Door
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    Seen here filming a new action movie with Tyne Daly.

  43. Chris Pine Hugging Kevin Costner Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
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    Wearing a ring on your pinkie is a tell tale sign that you’re an asshole.

  44. Zosia Mamet Lena Dunham Allison Williams Richard E Grant Girls Season Three Premiere
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    She is a pig, I have no idea whether she is rude and thoughtless though.

  45. Amy Adams Butt Tight Jeans
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    Nice flat white girl ass. I love it.

  46. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Bra Instagram
    meh
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    How come I never accidentally get a Bar Rafaeli mixed in with my laundry when I pull my clothing out of the dryer?

  47. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
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    smelly.

  48. Lori Loughlin Butt Warm Up Pants
    phantom duck
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    OK, seriously — do we need to have an intervention? No, not with Ms. Loughlin, but the people (person) who posts soccer mom pix. C’mon dude, I come here for questionable photos and content that might get me in trouble with my boss.

  49. Ita Buttrose
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    Crikey, what a name.

  50. Kylie Jenner Butt Tight High Waisted Pants
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    Quite the rack for a nine year old.

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