The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.16.14

January 16th, 2014 // 419 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’d like to deviate from the usual program of yoga-panted ass to share with you guys a lesson I learned today. You see, when you live on the Internet like I do, it’s not always kittens in baskets and Saved By The Bell gifs, sometimes it’s plain hard truths. Truths like instead of wasting four years of life on exactly the college major I chose – #5, I should have learned how to manage the restaurant I’ll inevitably end up working in. Point taken, Internet, point taken. *digs flare out of cigar box, wipes away tears* So, sorry to my buddies at Take One, but it looks like my interning efforts were for naught as it’s only a matter of time now before I’m counting how many extra sides of ranch requests it will take for me to take my own life. Please enjoy this gallery while I still have the privilege of making them for a living. There’s Russell Brand guest speaking at the ‘Give It Up’ conference, which is sort of like inviting Chris Brown to speak at a womens’ shelter, Snooki struggling with a revolving door because cocaine will make you skinny, but it won’t make you strong, and Aunt Becky who is 49. That’s almost 50, folks.

Wow, you know what Internet? This food service thing might not be so bad after all. You always know how to cheer me up,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Drew Barrymore Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d rather kiss the cactus.

  2. Drew Barrymore Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    Josephus
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    Strangely enough, Leonardo DiCaprio’s autobiography is also called “Find It In Everything.”

  3. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    It’s tough to strike that pose in a dignified manner, but she pulls it off.

  4. Jasmine Waltz Bra Underwear See Through Dress Celebrity Big Brother Eviction
    Swearin
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    Hmm, looks like Megan Fox, wears thin mesh dresses…I think she’ll be alright.

  5. Kiefer Sutherland Fan Pretending To Punch Face
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m not sure what’s happening here, but I’m willing to offer the big guy a future employment opportunity.

    Jaden Smith is scheduled to arrive in London in…

  6. Chris Pine Hugging Kevin Costner Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
    dennis
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    Chris: “Wait…you just made a movie about the Cleveland Browns landing the perfect #1 draft pick and you call my movies science fiction?”

  7. Ita Buttrose
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I can’t help the feeling that name has something to do with Ryan Seacrest.

  8. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
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    Hey, gas jockey! You forgot to check under my hood with your dipstick! Full service, my ass!

  9. Chris Pine Hugging Kevin Costner Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
    eatme
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    i fucking hate chris pine douchebag

  10. Kiefer Sutherland Fan Pretending To Punch Face
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    Here we see another fine example of British dentistry.

  11. Cheryl Coko Clemons Leanne Lelee Lyons Tamara Taj George SWV Reunited Series Premiere
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    They misspelled SUV.

  12. Lori Loughlin Butt Warm Up Pants
    George P. Burdell
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    I love you Mrs. Katsopolis

  13. Snooki Struggling To Push Revolving Door
    George P. Burdell
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    The little engine that shouldn’t

  14. Kylie Jenner Butt Tight High Waisted Pants
    George P. Burdell
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    She needs to stop dressing out of her mother’s closet

  15. Drew Barrymore Book Signing Barnes & Noble
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    ..and while you’re waiting to buy my book, let me show you the latest sonogram of my baby. Isn’t it adorable?!

  16. Kevin Jonas Kissing Wife Danielle Jonas Touching Pregnant Belly
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    “Try to be nice to Simon Cowell’s Danielle… He’s a good friend of mine.”

  17. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
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    Why are we forced to see pics of this overweight mature cow every other day?

  18. Joe Jonas Feeding Meter Put Your Sad Down Shirt
    catapostrophe
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    Wow. What a gay shirt.

  19. Will Smith Floral Print Pants Long Scarf Leather Jacket at Valentino FW Mens Collection Presentation Paris
    meh
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    I think you’ve officially crossed over to old man status when you start wearing comfortable running shoes with every outfit.

  20. Cheryl Coko Clemons Leanne Lelee Lyons Tamara Taj George SWV Reunited Series Premiere
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    Something tells me that these girls are really good at tennis.

  21. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
    Jade
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    Where’s the disinfectant?

  22. Olivia Wilde Butt Yoga Pants Pregnant Belly
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    The transformation has begun. Hello, spider veins, cheese deposits, and tube sock teets.

  23. Will Smith Floral Print Pants Long Scarf Leather Jacket at Valentino FW Mens Collection Presentation Paris
    Jade
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    His Razzie nominations inspired his wardrobe.

  24. Russell Brand Huge White Dog Give It Up Conference
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    “Can you guess which of them I had sex with? Here’s a hint. We did it doggy style.”

  25. Snooki Struggling To Push Revolving Door
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    Faster on the crank! Mr Wonka has to meet this months quota of chocolate bars.

  26. Jennifer Akerman Cleavage Legs Miniskirt Boots Chateau Marmont
    Keno
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    Ak.

  27. Keira Knightley Nipples See Through Dress Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
    JohnnyP
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    “Babette, I need you to dust the bottom shelves. Very thoroughly.
    Yes, that’s it… take your time…..”

  28. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    She may have a huge store bought ass but the woman IS strong and flexible.

  29. Zosia Mamet Lena Dunham Allison Williams Richard E Grant Girls Season Three Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    She’s a Vogue cover girl.
    The world….it is changing.

    • They’re trying to hold her up as a hero for ugly girls everywhere. As if she’s a hero for writing a show where she’s naked all the time, forcing the viewers to see it.

      • Cock Dr

        No one’s forcing anyone to watch that show. There’s a billion other channels & the “off” button option too.

      • True enough, trust me I exercise those options all the time, but then we have to hear people drone on about how great it is and how brave she is for doing nudity. I don’t agree. It gets old real fast. I don’t see the appeal of the show. Then again, I’m not the target audience.

      • Isn’t Lady Gaga the hero for ugly girls everywhere?

  30. Keira Knightley Nipples See Through Dress Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
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    Either she was raised by raccoons, or she dated Chris Brown twice.

  31. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
    CK
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    That looks about the right strength/weight ratio for butt floss for a rear that hideously ginormous.

  32. Snooki Struggling To Push Revolving Door
    Cock Dr
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    Does she still get bookings now that she’s slimmed down & doesn’t fall down drunk in public anymore? Wasn’t that the draw, to watch the NJ bimbo get drunk, get into fights, get laid, get arrested?

  33. Keira Knightley Nipples See Through Dress Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
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    For a moment there, I thought she overdid the vajazzling.

  34. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
    david(guest)
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    kinda hot failed actress= kinda worthless air dancer

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Thick Woman Opening His Car Door
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    Frankie Muniz is looking tough!

  36. Will Smith Floral Print Pants Long Scarf Leather Jacket at Valentino FW Mens Collection Presentation Paris
    CK
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    Oh, I hope those are Willow’s jammie bottoms he’s wearing and not Jayden’s.

  37. Kevin Jonas Kissing Wife Danielle Jonas Touching Pregnant Belly
    CK
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    Man that looks about as forced as when my gross aunt tried to kiss me when I was little.

  38. Kevin Jonas Kissing Wife Danielle Jonas Touching Pregnant Belly
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    If Jennifer Coolidge and Wookie Kardashian had a baby.

  39. Jennifer Akerman Cleavage Legs Miniskirt Boots Chateau Marmont
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    If Jennifer Coolidge and Wookie Kardashian had a baby.

  40. Russell Brand Huge White Dog Give It Up Conference
    JimBB
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    Shit, Lassie! Shit!

    Good girl!!

  41. Russell Brand Huge White Dog Give It Up Conference
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    Most of them look like they already gave up.

  42. Keira Knightley Nipples See Through Dress Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
    Beer Baron
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    I would like to murder her vagina.

  43. Jasmine Waltz Bra Underwear See Through Dress Celebrity Big Brother Eviction
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    Never heard of this person but she definitely looks a big like Megan Fox.

    And from what Mr. Google tells me, she gets naked a lot.

    Your move, Megan.

  44. Olivia Wilde Butt Yoga Pants Pregnant Belly
    renotastic
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    You’d be a basket case too if Leo dumped you!

  45. Chris Pine Hugging Kevin Costner Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
    JimBB
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    “Come on, kissss me”

    “You’re drunk, Mr. Costner!”

    “Come onnn, jus once.”

  46. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Bra Instagram
    renotastic
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    You’d be a basket case too if Leo dumped you!

  47. Will Smith Floral Print Pants Long Scarf Leather Jacket at Valentino FW Mens Collection Presentation Paris
    JimBB
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    Fashion by Jaden

  48. Will Smith Floral Print Pants Long Scarf Leather Jacket at Valentino FW Mens Collection Presentation Paris
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    “Two…I have two spoiled brats.”

  49. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Push, Snooki. Don’t pull.

  50. Kevin Jonas Kissing Wife Danielle Jonas Touching Pregnant Belly
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I don’t care what anyone says. I’m all for gay guys having babies.

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