The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.16.14

January 16th, 2014 // 419 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’d like to deviate from the usual program of yoga-panted ass to share with you guys a lesson I learned today. You see, when you live on the Internet like I do, it’s not always kittens in baskets and Saved By The Bell gifs, sometimes it’s plain hard truths. Truths like instead of wasting four years of life on exactly the college major I chose – #5, I should have learned how to manage the restaurant I’ll inevitably end up working in. Point taken, Internet, point taken. *digs flare out of cigar box, wipes away tears* So, sorry to my buddies at Take One, but it looks like my interning efforts were for naught as it’s only a matter of time now before I’m counting how many extra sides of ranch requests it will take for me to take my own life. Please enjoy this gallery while I still have the privilege of making them for a living. There’s Russell Brand guest speaking at the ‘Give It Up’ conference, which is sort of like inviting Chris Brown to speak at a womens’ shelter, Snooki struggling with a revolving door because cocaine will make you skinny, but it won’t make you strong, and Aunt Becky who is 49. That’s almost 50, folks.

Wow, you know what Internet? This food service thing might not be so bad after all. You always know how to cheer me up,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
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    Putting Coco butter on that pole should help.

    • Now you see it..

      Now, this is REAL Photoshopping at it’s best!
      Any whore can enhance her ass/tits, remove stains.
      It takes a professional to straighten a bent stripper pole!

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Thick Woman Opening His Car Door
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    I bet she maid his day.

  3. Chris Pine Hugging Kevin Costner Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
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    Dances with Kirks.

  4. Zosia Mamet Lena Dunham Allison Williams Richard E Grant Girls Season Three Premiere
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    He’s kissing, she’s feeding.

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger Thick Woman Opening His Car Door
    Andrea
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    Whoa, sometimes they make terminators out of spare parts from different models?

  6. Kevin Jonas Kissing Wife Danielle Jonas Touching Pregnant Belly
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    He thinks his hand is on her vagina.

  7. Drew Barrymore Book Signing Barnes & Noble
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    *ET point his finger…..”Idiiiiiiiiooooot.”

  8. Zosia Mamet Lena Dunham Allison Williams Richard E Grant Girls Season Three Premiere
    Cuz She Fat
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    Never let her nickname you “cupcake”.

  9. Snooki Struggling To Push Revolving Door
    Zack
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    Don’t feed it after midnight.

  10. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
    dennis
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    You know you have too much ass when you can make a 2-inch diameter pole completely disappear when stuck between the cheeks.

  11. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
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    BEHOLD! And the Lord created the Ali Larter and said “This is good”.

  12. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
    Bingo Bong
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    fly vagina, FLY!!

  13. Zosia Mamet Lena Dunham Allison Williams Richard E Grant Girls Season Three Premiere
    dennis
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    Never been kissed. He meant to give her a innocent peck on the cheek and she’s going for open mouth with tongue action while she can.

  14. Jennifer Akerman Cleavage Legs Miniskirt Boots Chateau Marmont
    Rev. A. Sharpton
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    No wonder black guys never stick around.

  15. Ita Buttrose
    coljack
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    “Flattered – absolutely flattered to be on the site. And despite the name, I didn’t even have to do anything with James Deen.”

  16. Snooki Struggling To Push Revolving Door
    dennis
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    Herpes flare-ups must really hurt.

  17. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
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    Coco takes down the annual Festivus pole, the only way she knows how.

  18. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
    ultra
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    i’m. a. big. kid. now. wheeee

  19. Keira Knightley Nipples See Through Dress Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
    Swearin
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  20. Drew Barrymore Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    joe
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    Find what? Cocaine?

  21. Brooklyn Decker Nipples No Bra CBS Winter TCA Tour
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    Whoa… who stole her breats!?

  22. Cheryl Coko Clemons Leanne Lelee Lyons Tamara Taj George SWV Reunited Series Premiere
    joe
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    SWV: Sisters Who ain’t Vegans

  23. Brooklyn Decker Nipples No Bra CBS Winter TCA Tour
    Swearin
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    What the F is a hot, young blonde doing at a CBS panel? (Sit down, Cuoco, you’re crazy so you don’t count).

  24. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
    A. Larter
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    “Yes, but can you queef while sticking the landing?”

  25. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Your move, Ricci [pushes Tupperware containers across table]

  26. Chris Pine Hugging Kevin Costner Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
    Swearin
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    In Costner’s case, “Need for Speed” indeed.

  27. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
    dennis
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    I’m confused. She looks hot but she is standing the way my toddler used to when peeing.

  28. Arnold Schwarzenegger Thick Woman Opening His Car Door
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    Is that Lindsay Lohan working as a chauffeur!? Worst hiring decision ever!

  29. Will Smith Floral Print Pants Long Scarf Leather Jacket at Valentino FW Mens Collection Presentation Paris
    Swearin
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    His Thetan ray just connected with that woman’s head.

  30. Cheryl Coko Clemons Leanne Lelee Lyons Tamara Taj George SWV Reunited Series Premiere
    Butt Plugger
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    Before reading the caption I thought this was the 49ers O-Line

  31. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
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    “Damnit, too long!”

  32. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
    joe
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    She has a better grip this way.

  33. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
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    “Can you see my penis? Nope, good!”

  34. Ali Larter Legs Minidress Pumping Gas
    Swearin
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    Oh bravo, like you’re the only person that can shove a gas hose through their privates and out their butt?

  35. Coco Huge Butt Upside Down On Stripper Pole Instagram
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    Am I the only one who would like to see her fart while doing that?

  36. Cheryl Coko Clemons Leanne Lelee Lyons Tamara Taj George SWV Reunited Series Premiere
    InstaFlaccid
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    Pretty sure this show is on the SciFi channel.

  37. Zosia Mamet Lena Dunham Allison Williams Richard E Grant Girls Season Three Premiere
    joe
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    He was whiter than snow before she exhaled.

  38. Russell Brand Huge White Dog Give It Up Conference
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    I have an overwhelming suspicion he misunderstood the purpose of that organization.

  39. Drew Barrymore Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    Swearin
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    Would it be ironic to sit on a picture of a cactus?

  40. Zosia Mamet Lena Dunham Allison Williams Richard E Grant Girls Season Three Premiere
    George P. Burdell
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    Rule #1: Do not play truth or dare with Lena Dunham and her posse.

    Rule #2: If you if ignore Rule #1, always pick “TRUTH”

  41. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    OverTheHill
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    She’s going to the Yoga-For-Rectangles class.

  42. Kiefer Sutherland Fan Pretending To Punch Face
    Swearin
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    Poor guy, burned through all his “24″ money, now he just eats punches from drunk guys for cash :(

  43. Will Smith Floral Print Pants Long Scarf Leather Jacket at Valentino FW Mens Collection Presentation Paris
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    For all those “In every picture there’s a black guy telling it like it is” comments, I am glad we can finally see the opposite…

  44. Cheryl Coko Clemons Leanne Lelee Lyons Tamara Taj George SWV Reunited Series Premiere
    Mohawk Disco
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    These are guys in drag, right?!

  45. Arnold Schwarzenegger Thick Woman Opening His Car Door
    Writers-block
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    I’ll get in the BAAAACCCKK.

  46. Kiefer Sutherland Fan Pretending To Punch Face
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    “I can fit your whole fist in my mouth!”

  47. Kylie Jenner Butt Tight High Waisted Pants
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    Quick batgirl! To the whoremobile!

  48. Kevin Jonas Kissing Wife Danielle Jonas Touching Pregnant Belly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I haven’t see a couple this natural and in love since Travolta and Preston.

  49. Jennifer Akerman Cleavage Legs Miniskirt Boots Chateau Marmont
    Swearin
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    I guess this one just likes Ostkaka a bit more than her sister.

    (Yeah, I Wikipedia’d that. Who the F knows anything about Swedish cuisine off the top of their head?)

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