The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.12.12

“Stay calm, Ryan. There’s a Purell bath and a foot long Coney just waiting in your trailer.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Kim Kardashian double-fisting it in a pic that somehow doesn’t take place in an NFL locker room, Simon Cowell suddenly realizing that all that fabulous wealth and sex with models won’t ever change his hairy man-boobs and Claire Forlani getting felt up by her husband on vacation because he paid for the swim-up suite.

Today’s Final Five is a pic short, but I made up for by tossing a shot of my unsung hero of the People’s Choice Awards in at the end,

- Photo Boy

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