The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.10.13

January 10th, 2013 // 303 Comments

Yep, this’ll make our servers unhang themselves.

Welcome to Thursday’s A Bunch Of Celebs From Last Night’s People’s Choice Awards Who Don’t Matter Enough To Write A Whole Post About Except Maybe Ellen DeGeneres who spent the entire night chasing tail The Crap We Missed. It’s another rogues’ gallery of random boob and WTFuckery, so enjoy captioning the likes of Jason Schwartzman finding the hippest way possible to light a fart, Randy Jackson suddenly missing having a real man like Steven Tyler around, and the only pose Rumer Willis should ever strike.

And yes, there’s random butt to go with the boobs. Shhh, there there my little angels,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jada Pinkett Smith
    zomgbie
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    nick nolte says “DROOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!”

  2. Simon Cowell Mezhgan Hussainy
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    invisible dick

  3. Vida Guerra
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    This is what Kim K thinks her own booty looks like.

  4. Vida Guerra
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    Nice! That is the anti-Kim.

  5. Seth MacFarlane
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    such an unfunny prick. all his shows are GARBAGE.

  6. Joey Lawrence
    samjo
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    OMG at first glance I thought that was Ricky Martin…

  7. Lena Dunham
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    Humpty Dumpty stood next to a wall….

  8. Lena Dunham
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    One cancelled series away from suicide.

  9. Jennifer Aniston Ellen DeGeneres
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    Ellen’s beside herself with glee imagining the fisting Jen could put on her with those mitts.

  10. Reese Witherspoon
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    I’m going to use this picture to teach my son the shape “rectangle”.

  11. Randy Jackson Ryan Seacrest
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    Poor Julianne Hough. Even Randy gets more action from Seacrest than she does.

  12. Rumer Willis
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    Chin-chininy, chin-chininy, chin-chin-cheree…

  13. Lena Dunham
    Senor Trout
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    “Just relax. I’ll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!”

  14. Brooke Mueller
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    Get a job, you damn dirty hippie.

  15. Jennifer Aniston Ellen DeGeneres
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    I can’t believe this needs to be said, but here goes:
    Leather dresses look HORRIBLE! STOP WEARING THEM!

  16. Simon Cowell Mezhgan Hussainy
    Martina
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    What’s her rate, $10,000 per night?

  17. Lena Dunham
    Martina
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    Isn’t anyone going to do an intervention here?
    Doesn’t her family care?

  18. Brooke Mueller
    The Dude
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    It really tied the parking lot together, Man.

  19. Brooke Mueller
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    Last time we joined Brooke she was filching an entire curbside “jewellery” trunk sale.
    I smell a Reality TV Gypsy Lifestyle Competition with a Famewhore Element.

  20. Joey Lawrence
    Martina
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    He needs to take more drugs … no wait, BETTER drugs.

  21. Randy Jackson Ryan Seacrest
    duh!
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    Tired of being constantly molested by Seacrest, Jackson decided enough was enough and put on his spiky leather jacket to deter him. Unfortunately, it only turned on Seacrest to the max, afterall, he is a 50 Shades fan.

  22. Rumer Willis
    Martina
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    You know, she is getting better at this …. or maybe I’ve had a little too much to drink.

  23. Nicki Minaj
    Martina
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    just awful, she has no excuse for this

  24. Mayra Veronica
    The Dude
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    I actually prefer 5-head to 3&1/2-head. Weird.

  25. Erica Mena
    Hank E. Ring
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    Glorious, Immense, Spectacular.

  26. Seth MacFarlane
    whalen ng
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    I would so lick his prick up and down and up and down… Who’s in with me?

  27. Danny DeVito
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    The best thing about the photo gallery malfunction is I saw the caption to this pic as “Mariah Carey at the season premiere screening of American Idol” and I didn’t bat an eye.

  28. Randy Jackson Ryan Seacrest
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    If Jonah Hill were black.

  29. Lena Dunham
    Beer Baron
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    The Missing Kardashian

  30. Michael Strahan Kelly Ripa
    Beer Baron
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    “I’d like 3 tickets please. One for me and for my two teeth.” -Michael Strahan.

  31. Mariah Carey
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    I guessing someone in glitter gulch got fired today.

  32. Seth MacFarlane
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    dude is talented. but that hairdo is fucked up.

  33. Seth MacFarlane
    CK
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    Good for him…. good for him.

  34. Seth MacFarlane
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    I think he’s a kick! But, is he wearing a hair-hat?

  35. Erica Mena
    Parker
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    Nice cellulite

  36. Nicki Minaj
    CK
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    Why does she always look like I want to punch her in the face?

  37. Erica Mena
    CK
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    Pssst. You’re cellulite’s showing. Oh, and awesome tits, btw!

  38. Joey Lawrence
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    ok started to type a comment here & I keep hearing a commercial for Uncle Bens rice. this gallery of officially fucked up.

  39. Alison Sweeney
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    you really can mess with your hair until it looks like you just didn’t wash it for a week. but why.

  40. Jennifer Aniston Ellen DeGeneres
    Vlad
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    Now come on, Jennifer, stop tightening your arm muscles, come on, it’s really easy, just touch my breasts while Portia isn’t looking.

  41. Simon Cowell Mezhgan Hussainy
    Vlad
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    Look, I can turn the lights on and off at my mansion on the moon all the way from here.

  42. Ellen DeGeneres Kaley Cuoco
    Vlad
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    Come on, touch ‘em…I got Jennifer Aniston to. Well, not really, but I could tell she wanted to, but was too shy.

  43. Ian Somerhalder
    Vlad
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    The patented Ian Ijustshatmyself look

  44. Simon Cowell Mezhgan Hussainy
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    GREAT RACK!

  45. Reese Witherspoon
    Vlad
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    Reese, With Her Spoon, At The Buffet.

  46. Ellen DeGeneres Kaley Cuoco
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    Damn, Ellen was copping free feels all night long!

  47. Danny DeVito
    Vlad
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    Worst. Ventriloquist. Act. Ever.

  48. Mariah Carey
    DanX
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    This time it looks like a shoe-in for Mickey Rourke winning the Academy Award for Best Actor…

  49. Jason Schwartzman
    Vlad
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    I don’t always drink a glass of my own piss…

  50. Lena Dunham
    Vlad
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    Sleeping on the Sunday Funnies again.

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