Yep, this’ll make our servers unhang themselves.
Welcome to Thursday’s A Bunch Of Celebs From Last Night’s People’s Choice Awards Who Don’t Matter Enough To Write A Whole Post About Except Maybe Ellen DeGeneres who spent the entire night chasing tail The Crap We Missed. It’s another rogues’ gallery of random boob and WTFuckery, so enjoy captioning the likes of Jason Schwartzman finding the hippest way possible to light a fart, Randy Jackson suddenly missing having a real man like Steven Tyler around, and the only pose Rumer Willis should ever strike.
And yes, there’s random butt to go with the boobs. Shhh, there there my little angels,
- Photo Boy
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
nick nolte says “DROOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!”
invisible dick
This is what Kim K thinks her own booty looks like.
Nice! That is the anti-Kim.
such an unfunny prick. all his shows are GARBAGE.
Yeah, the shows you created are much bette… waaaait….
riiiiight, because everyone that posts on this site regarding the said celebrity is in the exact same line of work. nice logic douche nozzle. you must be one of his butthurt cabana boys. kisses!
OMG at first glance I thought that was Ricky Martin…
I thought it was Wilder
Humpty Dumpty stood next to a wall….
One cancelled series away from suicide.
Ellen’s beside herself with glee imagining the fisting Jen could put on her with those mitts.
I would watch that Jennifer Aniston rom-com.
I’m going to use this picture to teach my son the shape “rectangle”.
Poor Julianne Hough. Even Randy gets more action from Seacrest than she does.
Chin-chininy, chin-chininy, chin-chin-cheree…
“Just relax. I’ll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!”
Get a job, you damn dirty hippie.
I can’t believe this needs to be said, but here goes:
Leather dresses look HORRIBLE! STOP WEARING THEM!
what a stupid comment… who gives a shit about the dress? what we should care about is whether or not ellen shaves her gina
There you go assuming she has a vajayjay…
What’s her rate, $10,000 per night?
Isn’t anyone going to do an intervention here?
Doesn’t her family care?
It really tied the parking lot together, Man.
Nice!
Last time we joined Brooke she was filching an entire curbside “jewellery” trunk sale.
I smell a Reality TV Gypsy Lifestyle Competition with a Famewhore Element.
He needs to take more drugs … no wait, BETTER drugs.
Tired of being constantly molested by Seacrest, Jackson decided enough was enough and put on his spiky leather jacket to deter him. Unfortunately, it only turned on Seacrest to the max, afterall, he is a 50 Shades fan.
You know, she is getting better at this …. or maybe I’ve had a little too much to drink.
I actually prefer 5-head to 3&1/2-head. Weird.
just awful, she has no excuse for this
Glorious, Immense, Spectacular.
I would so lick his prick up and down and up and down… Who’s in with me?
The best thing about the photo gallery malfunction is I saw the caption to this pic as “Mariah Carey at the season premiere screening of American Idol” and I didn’t bat an eye.
If Jonah Hill were black.
The Missing Kardashian
Swapped at birth w/the wookie.
“I’d like 3 tickets please. One for me and for my two teeth.” -Michael Strahan.
I guessing someone in glitter gulch got fired today.
dude is talented. but that hairdo is fucked up.
I think that might be a rug on his head. Never seen a realistic pic of his hair.
Good for him…. good for him.
I think he’s a kick! But, is he wearing a hair-hat?
Forget about the hair-hat for now. Check this out. If it doesn’t make you laugh, then you must be dead:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/401526
Nice cellulite
Why does she always look like I want to punch her in the face?
Pssst. You’re cellulite’s showing. Oh, and awesome tits, btw!
ok started to type a comment here & I keep hearing a commercial for Uncle Bens rice. this gallery of officially fucked up.
you really can mess with your hair until it looks like you just didn’t wash it for a week. but why.
Now come on, Jennifer, stop tightening your arm muscles, come on, it’s really easy, just touch my breasts while Portia isn’t looking.
Look, I can turn the lights on and off at my mansion on the moon all the way from here.
Come on, touch ‘em…I got Jennifer Aniston to. Well, not really, but I could tell she wanted to, but was too shy.
The patented Ian Ijustshatmyself look
GREAT RACK!
Reese, With Her Spoon, At The Buffet.
Damn, Ellen was copping free feels all night long!
Worst. Ventriloquist. Act. Ever.
This time it looks like a shoe-in for Mickey Rourke winning the Academy Award for Best Actor…
I don’t always drink a glass of my own piss…
Sleeping on the Sunday Funnies again.