Yep, this’ll make our servers unhang themselves.
Welcome to Thursday’s A Bunch Of Celebs From Last Night’s People’s Choice Awards Who Don’t Matter Enough To Write A Whole Post About Except Maybe Ellen DeGeneres who spent the entire night chasing tail The Crap We Missed. It’s another rogues’ gallery of random boob and WTFuckery, so enjoy captioning the likes of Jason Schwartzman finding the hippest way possible to light a fart, Randy Jackson suddenly missing having a real man like Steven Tyler around, and the only pose Rumer Willis should ever strike.
And yes, there’s random butt to go with the boobs. Shhh, there there my little angels,
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so THAT’S how you personify pretentious. I’ve been wondering what that looks like.
Scroll down to the shoulders and everything is good.
You have much to teach us oh wise one.
“We’ll fix it in post.”
WHOA! Somebody had some work done. Badly.
Pretty sure it’s all a trompe l’oeil. Even his facial features.
Sorry, meant to be answering contusion. :)
She’s looking more… I don’t know what the word is, but it isn’t “sexy”.
That jacket looks a bit…snug.
I believe he did that on purpose. Wearing a jacket (buttoned up, BTW) that’s a bit too snug in the lower torso area gives the illusion that his upper body, i.e. shoulders, chest and arms, are larger than they really are.
As Olive Oyl might say, “What a ma-yannnn!!!”
So that’s what happened to PeeWee Herman.
Donny Osmond is going to sue the shit out of this guy.
The Billion Dollar Douchebag
I bet his shoes are all scuffed up from wearing them so much. He is so casual.
tête de pomme de terre
Sally Solomon clone.
I’m not saying she has a cock, but… well, I have nothing else to say then.
Wow. He’s a lot shorter with his shoes off…
You dun been fucked, y’hear.
Did she paint a lower hairline?
Wow. Seriously… it’s like she used a can of Tremclad and the edge of a dinner plate.
And then I took it out like this, and sort of flipped it around and bent myself over, but I just couldn’t reach. Take it from me guys, if I can’t do it from this close, it can’t be done.
Who do they think they’re kidding? He and Kirk Cameron should just get it over with, and fuck already.
Who do they think they’re kidding? You can cut the sexual tension with a knife. He and Kirk Cameron should just get it over with, and fuck already.
Who do they think they’re kidding? They’d make a cute couple. He and Kirk Cameron should just get it over with, and fuck already.
Never knew 70′s GI Joe had a “dinner party” outfit? Check out the Kung-Fu Grip on that pink drink…
I’m pretty sure that’s a candle he’s holding.
Why? They taste awful!
Joseph Gordon Levitt looks GOOD!
Whoah!
Only Jennifer Aniston could nip out in a bath robe.
“If your hands are there, whose hands are in my pockets?”
Somewhere, there is an evil scientist laughing at everyone who said that combining the genes of Elvis and George Michael would be impossible.
“I had a little Captain in me last night. A day later, my ass still hurts.”
Well, shit, sorry Tommy. Didn’t read down far enough.
Suddenly I want NBC to reboot Third Rock from the Sun.
ummm…???
Saying she reminds me of Kirsten Johnson, only 100x hotter.
Well, HELLO Kimberley…
*looks down* No! Bad penis! Bad.
LOL! Your penis already knows what it wants. Don’t fight it.
Oh you will follow me, love me, worship me. You will do my every bidding and I will give you the privilege of licking my stilettos clean. Now say “Yes Master.” Say it!
“Ms. Ripa, why does it feel like you have a gun at my back?”
I’d like to be the Very First To…
Moments after Ellen Degeneres performed her legendary “I can make your ring disappear” trick.
i would like to lick ellen’s butt
Pretty sure it’s “Love & Hip-Hop.” Otherwise it looks and sounds like a raunchy Dr. Seuss book.
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!
It’s not sexual assault if you don’t have a penis.
pssst…Ian….no people chose you.
Might want to go with the baggy sweatpants for a few more months, dear.
It’s a true comic genius when they can even make dementia funny.
American Psycho 2: The Hipster Douchebag Years
I’ve always wondered if there was a line even I wouldn’t cross if drunk enough. Now I know.
I think someone just made a huge Al Roker in his pants.
Finally learning to hide that chin.
If you break up with me, I’ll hide outside your house for a month and steal your mail.
Hey kid, look where my penis is.
“So snark all you waaaant…. because IIIIII am riiiiiich aaaas fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…”
Can I be The Very Second?
Number one rule of looking good: Always bring an uglier friend.
Is rule number two, “Make them wear an industrial floor mat secured with a giant zip tie”?
Glitter in Gutter.
I’ve seen this before
http://youtu.be/xtOkNZK-m4A?t=58s