The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.10.13

January 10th, 2013 // 303 Comments

Yep, this’ll make our servers unhang themselves.

Welcome to Thursday’s A Bunch Of Celebs From Last Night’s People’s Choice Awards Who Don’t Matter Enough To Write A Whole Post About Except Maybe Ellen DeGeneres who spent the entire night chasing tail The Crap We Missed. It’s another rogues’ gallery of random boob and WTFuckery, so enjoy captioning the likes of Jason Schwartzman finding the hippest way possible to light a fart, Randy Jackson suddenly missing having a real man like Steven Tyler around, and the only pose Rumer Willis should ever strike.

And yes, there’s random butt to go with the boobs. Shhh, there there my little angels,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jason Schwartzman
    Don Draper's Dad
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    so THAT’S how you personify pretentious. I’ve been wondering what that looks like.

  2. Lea Michele
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    Scroll down to the shoulders and everything is good.

  3. Erica Mena
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    “We’ll fix it in post.”

  4. Joey Lawrence
    Don Draper's Dad
    Commented on this photo:

    WHOA! Somebody had some work done. Badly.

  5. Mariah Carey
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    She’s looking more… I don’t know what the word is, but it isn’t “sexy”.

  6. Joey Lawrence
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    That jacket looks a bit…snug.

    • I believe he did that on purpose. Wearing a jacket (buttoned up, BTW) that’s a bit too snug in the lower torso area gives the illusion that his upper body, i.e. shoulders, chest and arms, are larger than they really are.

      As Olive Oyl might say, “What a ma-yannnn!!!”

  7. Seth MacFarlane
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    So that’s what happened to PeeWee Herman.

  8. Seth MacFarlane
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Donny Osmond is going to sue the shit out of this guy.

  9. Seth MacFarlane
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    The Billion Dollar Douchebag

  10. Jason Schwartzman
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    I bet his shoes are all scuffed up from wearing them so much. He is so casual.

  11. Rumer Willis
    Bonky
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    tête de pomme de terre

  12. Anna Chlumsky
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    Sally Solomon clone.

  13. Erica Mena
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not saying she has a cock, but… well, I have nothing else to say then.

  14. Danny DeVito
    Vladimir
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    Wow. He’s a lot shorter with his shoes off…

  15. Ian Somerhalder
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    You dun been fucked, y’hear.

  16. Mayra Veronica
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she paint a lower hairline?

  17. Danny DeVito
    MRF
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    And then I took it out like this, and sort of flipped it around and bent myself over, but I just couldn’t reach. Take it from me guys, if I can’t do it from this close, it can’t be done.

  18. Joey Lawrence
    MRF
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    Who do they think they’re kidding? He and Kirk Cameron should just get it over with, and fuck already.

  19. Joey Lawrence
    MRF
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    Who do they think they’re kidding? You can cut the sexual tension with a knife. He and Kirk Cameron should just get it over with, and fuck already.

    • catapostrophe

      Who do they think they’re kidding? They’d make a cute couple. He and Kirk Cameron should just get it over with, and fuck already.

  20. Jason Schwartzman
    Vladimir
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    Never knew 70′s GI Joe had a “dinner party” outfit? Check out the Kung-Fu Grip on that pink drink…

  21. Rumer Willis
    Vladimir
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    Joseph Gordon Levitt looks GOOD!

  22. Joey Lawrence
    Nick4ca
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoah!

  23. Jennifer Aniston Ellen DeGeneres
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    Only Jennifer Aniston could nip out in a bath robe.

  24. Randy Jackson Ryan Seacrest
    KMC
    Commented on this photo:

    “If your hands are there, whose hands are in my pockets?”

  25. Seth MacFarlane
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere, there is an evil scientist laughing at everyone who said that combining the genes of Elvis and George Michael would be impossible.

  26. Jason Schwartzman
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    “I had a little Captain in me last night. A day later, my ass still hurts.”

  27. Alison Sweeney
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    Suddenly I want NBC to reboot Third Rock from the Sun.

  28. Kimberley Garner
    Vladimir
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, HELLO Kimberley…

  29. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    *looks down* No! Bad penis! Bad.

  30. Mariah Carey
    tara
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh you will follow me, love me, worship me. You will do my every bidding and I will give you the privilege of licking my stilettos clean. Now say “Yes Master.” Say it!

  31. Michael Strahan Kelly Ripa
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    “Ms. Ripa, why does it feel like you have a gun at my back?”

  32. Kimberley Garner
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to be the Very First To…

  33. Jennifer Aniston Ellen DeGeneres
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    Moments after Ellen Degeneres performed her legendary “I can make your ring disappear” trick.

  34. Erica Mena
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    Pretty sure it’s “Love & Hip-Hop.” Otherwise it looks and sounds like a raunchy Dr. Seuss book.

  35. Simon Cowell Mezhgan Hussainy
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    Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

  36. Ellen DeGeneres Kaley Cuoco
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    It’s not sexual assault if you don’t have a penis.

  37. Ian Somerhalder
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    pssst…Ian….no people chose you.

  38. Reese Witherspoon
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    Might want to go with the baggy sweatpants for a few more months, dear.

  39. Danny DeVito
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    It’s a true comic genius when they can even make dementia funny.

  40. Jason Schwartzman
    Commented on this photo:

    American Psycho 2: The Hipster Douchebag Years

  41. Lena Dunham
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve always wondered if there was a line even I wouldn’t cross if drunk enough. Now I know.

  42. Randy Jackson Ryan Seacrest
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    I think someone just made a huge Al Roker in his pants.

  43. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally learning to hide that chin.

  44. Anna Chlumsky
    Commented on this photo:

    If you break up with me, I’ll hide outside your house for a month and steal your mail.

  45. Michael Strahan Kelly Ripa
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey kid, look where my penis is.

  46. Seth MacFarlane
    Commented on this photo:

    “So snark all you waaaant…. because IIIIII am riiiiiich aaaas fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…”

  47. Kimberley Garner
    Commented on this photo:

    Can I be The Very Second?

  48. Brittany Snow
    Commented on this photo:

    Number one rule of looking good: Always bring an uglier friend.

  49. Mariah Carey
    Commented on this photo:

    Glitter in Gutter.

  50. Mariah Carey
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen this before

    http://youtu.be/xtOkNZK-m4A?t=58s

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