Yep, this’ll make our servers unhang themselves.
Welcome to Thursday’s A Bunch Of Celebs From Last Night’s People’s Choice Awards Who Don’t Matter Enough To Write A Whole Post About Except Maybe Ellen DeGeneres who spent the entire night chasing tail The Crap We Missed. It’s another rogues’ gallery of random boob and WTFuckery, so enjoy captioning the likes of Jason Schwartzman finding the hippest way possible to light a fart, Randy Jackson suddenly missing having a real man like Steven Tyler around, and the only pose Rumer Willis should ever strike.
And yes, there’s random butt to go with the boobs. Shhh, there there my little angels,
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Eeeek. Get bangs and clothes that actually fit.
I am a very straight female, yet I want to marry Ellen- is that weird?
Not weird at all.. Gold diggery is not gender specific…
There is so much going on here that’s offending me… I wouldn’t even know where to begin.
Why does he look like a power range? And at that, not even the plain clothes one but the battle-suit and helmet one?
She looks a little bit like Natalie Portman when her hair is brown and you can only see a small portion of her face.
Hahaha, the best compliment she has ever received.
She may have finally found her good angle.
One of the following is true: She paid extra to have those nip bumps tailored in to her outfit thing or she her always perky nips are actually made of steel.
I typed this little bit of wit (quite little, I know) under the Maniston photo. What gives?
If you use your keyboard to move from photo to another instead of clicking the arrows on gallery’s upper right corner, the responses won’t match the photo. It can be very confusing at times, especially when there’s a photo of a half-naked chick and the comments are about Chris Brown and his crotch.
Hollywood men feel shame! Ellen had the biggest boner all night. FOR SHAME!!!
Does her back mean she’s house broken?
No, but her butt means she’s as big as one
Nothing gay here.. Just a man and his showtunes…
Hey hack, how about giving credit to the late, great Patrice O’Neal for that joke? For those who didn’t see it, check out the Sheen roast – Patreeky destroyed.
I was wondering what Kathy Lee was up too…
Now… where’s that nerve my acupuncturist told me would knock a person out… let me see…
Wow, I wonder if this guy is into himself?
hope that’s a body chain showing and not just a necklace
Apparently, gayface is the people’s choice.
Millions in the bank
Hot escort…
Nice yacht…
And all a man wants to do is record a fart with his cell-phone…
We are simple creatures…
TICKLE-RAPE!
Please tell me that’s a microphone.
Does Russel Brand know she steals his wardrobe?
Ahhh, an old hobbit that waxes his feet… How novel…
“No, I am not Mike Tyson. He has a face tat. STOP ASKING!”
Randy is starting to swell out like a woman… Dude, get to the gym…
Rockin the Charro look.
“You feel tense, Randy! Let me show you some massage techniques I learned during a long, hot summer as John Travolta’s cabana boy.”
Ellen’s got good taste.
Nothing but the most professional dick tucking here….
Is this somebody?
She looks like a Barbie Doll that would stick into wood if you threw it hard enough/
Odd….just very…odd.
Only thing that makes my life complete,
Is when I turn your face into a toliet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do…Yes I do…
Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don’t even want, none of the above
I want to piss on you.
Always struck me as a creep.
He’s funny, but yeah. He likes really young girls. Ugh.
Based on what? Not arguing with you here, just curious.
I’ve seen it reported on numerous sites, and he has a tendency to date girls quite a bit younger than himself. Google ‘Seth Macfarlane’ and ‘young girls’ and you’ll get quite a few hits.
http://www.celebitchy.com/253631/family_guys_seth_macfarlane_is_dating_game_of_thrones_emilia_clarke_how_did_that_happen/
How can her nipples even pierce leather?
no shit. are they made of armor?
“This Kardashian bait has false advertising. I’ve been sitting here for minutes.”
As high as her ass goes up, I think that still qualifies as a tramp stamp.
Someone has a bit of the Captain in him.
“Had” a bit of the Captain in him… a couple of times. On the poop deck, if you catch my drift.
Is that a rug, or a giant dollar bill to snort cock with later?
*coke*
I really think either one was okay.
“I learned so much from dating Charlie Sheen,” says Brooke. “Like, that the best time to steal serapes from Mexican immigrants is when they are in yoga class.”
Presenting the new, gay-friendly president of hair club for men.
“I have been sent back in time to Douchinate your culture.”
Too late. We’ve been swimming in douchebags for years.
Lol – wrong pict, but let’s go with this.
As IT fuck ups go, this is up there with the time I saw a special kid eating the balls off an abacus
Y-yew shure have p-p-p-purty eyes!
Remember the scene from Spaceballs when they accidentally beam President Scroob to the other room and his head is on backwards? “Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big!”
Clearly, Kim Kardashian’s parts are interchangeable with Randy’s. They’re like Mr. and Mrs Potatohead.
She’s sort of like a more cleaned up version of that weird customer chick on Oddities.
Definitely not someone who should be directing that much attention to her face.
Yeah… she definitely needed Rumor’s face covering hairstyle.
Chinoflage.
HOMELESS. RUGS FOR SALE. VETERAN. GOD BLESS.
“And here we have Nicky Minaj sporting a beautiful dress by Pilsbury’s Poppin’ Fresh. Doesn’t she look buttery?”
“Hoo-hoo!”
Looks like she got those shelves pre-assembled from Ikea.
I LOVE SNUGGIES!!!