The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.10.13

January 10th, 2013 // 303 Comments

Yep, this’ll make our servers unhang themselves.

Welcome to Thursday’s A Bunch Of Celebs From Last Night’s People’s Choice Awards Who Don’t Matter Enough To Write A Whole Post About Except Maybe Ellen DeGeneres who spent the entire night chasing tail The Crap We Missed. It’s another rogues’ gallery of random boob and WTFuckery, so enjoy captioning the likes of Jason Schwartzman finding the hippest way possible to light a fart, Randy Jackson suddenly missing having a real man like Steven Tyler around, and the only pose Rumer Willis should ever strike.

And yes, there’s random butt to go with the boobs. Shhh, there there my little angels,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mariah Carey
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    Eeeek. Get bangs and clothes that actually fit.

  2. Jennifer Aniston Ellen DeGeneres
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    I am a very straight female, yet I want to marry Ellen- is that weird?

  3. Joey Lawrence
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    There is so much going on here that’s offending me… I wouldn’t even know where to begin.

  4. Joey Lawrence
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    Why does he look like a power range? And at that, not even the plain clothes one but the battle-suit and helmet one?

  5. Rumer Willis
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    She looks a little bit like Natalie Portman when her hair is brown and you can only see a small portion of her face.

  6. Rumer Willis
    lawn
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    She may have finally found her good angle.

  7. Mariah Carey
    joe
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    One of the following is true: She paid extra to have those nip bumps tailored in to her outfit thing or she her always perky nips are actually made of steel.

    • joe

      I typed this little bit of wit (quite little, I know) under the Maniston photo. What gives?

      • Tinka

        If you use your keyboard to move from photo to another instead of clicking the arrows on gallery’s upper right corner, the responses won’t match the photo. It can be very confusing at times, especially when there’s a photo of a half-naked chick and the comments are about Chris Brown and his crotch.

  8. Ellen DeGeneres Kaley Cuoco
    CrashHell
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    Hollywood men feel shame! Ellen had the biggest boner all night. FOR SHAME!!!

  9. Lena Dunham
    CrashHell
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    Does her back mean she’s house broken?

  10. Seth MacFarlane
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    Nothing gay here.. Just a man and his showtunes…

    • reg chapman

      Hey hack, how about giving credit to the late, great Patrice O’Neal for that joke? For those who didn’t see it, check out the Sheen roast – Patreeky destroyed.

  11. Mariah Carey
    74
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    I was wondering what Kathy Lee was up too…

  12. Jennifer Aniston Ellen DeGeneres
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    Now… where’s that nerve my acupuncturist told me would knock a person out… let me see…

  13. Ian Somerhalder
    FUCKBEAST
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    Wow, I wonder if this guy is into himself?

  14. Joey Lawrence
    Sparky
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    hope that’s a body chain showing and not just a necklace

  15. Ian Somerhalder
    Juch
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    Apparently, gayface is the people’s choice.

  16. Simon Cowell Mezhgan Hussainy
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    Millions in the bank
    Hot escort…
    Nice yacht…
    And all a man wants to do is record a fart with his cell-phone…
    We are simple creatures…

  17. Ellen DeGeneres Kaley Cuoco
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    TICKLE-RAPE!

  18. Danny DeVito
    FUCKBEAST
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    Please tell me that’s a microphone.

  19. Brooke Mueller
    CrashHell
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    Does Russel Brand know she steals his wardrobe?

  20. Danny DeVito
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    Ahhh, an old hobbit that waxes his feet… How novel…

  21. Michael Strahan Kelly Ripa
    CrashHell
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    “No, I am not Mike Tyson. He has a face tat. STOP ASKING!”

  22. Randy Jackson Ryan Seacrest
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    Randy is starting to swell out like a woman… Dude, get to the gym…

  23. Mariah Carey
    Jade
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    Rockin the Charro look.

  24. Randy Jackson Ryan Seacrest
    Frank Burns
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    “You feel tense, Randy! Let me show you some massage techniques I learned during a long, hot summer as John Travolta’s cabana boy.”

  25. Ellen DeGeneres Kaley Cuoco
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    Ellen’s got good taste.

  26. Jada Pinkett Smith
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    Nothing but the most professional dick tucking here….

  27. Ian Somerhalder
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    Is this somebody?

  28. Nicki Minaj
    angerinside
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    She looks like a Barbie Doll that would stick into wood if you threw it hard enough/

  29. Joey Lawrence
    FUCKBEAST
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    Odd….just very…odd.

  30. Vida Guerra
    CrashHell
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    Only thing that makes my life complete,
    Is when I turn your face into a toliet seat,
    I want to pee on you,
    Yes I do…Yes I do…

  31. Seth MacFarlane
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    Always struck me as a creep.

  32. Jennifer Aniston Ellen DeGeneres
    contusion
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    How can her nipples even pierce leather?

  33. Danny DeVito
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    “This Kardashian bait has false advertising. I’ve been sitting here for minutes.”

  34. Lena Dunham
    contusion
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    As high as her ass goes up, I think that still qualifies as a tramp stamp.

  35. Jason Schwartzman
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    Someone has a bit of the Captain in him.

  36. Brooke Mueller
    FUCKBEAST
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    Is that a rug, or a giant dollar bill to snort cock with later?

  37. Brooke Mueller
    Frank Burns
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    “I learned so much from dating Charlie Sheen,” says Brooke. “Like, that the best time to steal serapes from Mexican immigrants is when they are in yoga class.”

  38. Lena Dunham
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    “I have been sent back in time to Douchinate your culture.”

  39. Joey Lawrence
    contusion
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    Presenting the new, gay-friendly president of hair club for men.

  40. Lena Dunham
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    Lol – wrong pict, but let’s go with this.

    • B&WMinstrel

      As IT fuck ups go, this is up there with the time I saw a special kid eating the balls off an abacus

  41. Alison Sweeney
    contusion
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    Y-yew shure have p-p-p-purty eyes!

  42. Randy Jackson Ryan Seacrest
    Shitz
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    Remember the scene from Spaceballs when they accidentally beam President Scroob to the other room and his head is on backwards? “Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big!”

  43. Randy Jackson Ryan Seacrest
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    Clearly, Kim Kardashian’s parts are interchangeable with Randy’s. They’re like Mr. and Mrs Potatohead.

  44. Anna Chlumsky
    contusion
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    She’s sort of like a more cleaned up version of that weird customer chick on Oddities.

  45. Lea Michele
    FUCKBEAST
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    Definitely not someone who should be directing that much attention to her face.

  46. Rumer Willis
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    Chinoflage.

  47. Brooke Mueller
    contusion
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    HOMELESS. RUGS FOR SALE. VETERAN. GOD BLESS.

  48. Nicki Minaj
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    “And here we have Nicky Minaj sporting a beautiful dress by Pilsbury’s Poppin’ Fresh. Doesn’t she look buttery?”
    “Hoo-hoo!”

  49. Mayra Veronica
    contusion
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    Looks like she got those shelves pre-assembled from Ikea.

  50. Brooke Mueller
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOVE SNUGGIES!!!

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