“Now there’s a tender holiday moment.” – Jerry Sandusky
Welcome to a Thanksgiving Eve edition of The Crap We Missed where I’m not going to lie to you, we seriously scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard to eek out this post out, goddamn Donkey Kong tried to throw us at Mario. (Also, scraped from the bottom today? Jokes!) Not to mention there are two Justin Bieber pics in today’s gallery because you really can’t expect us to make such hard decisions right before a major holiday. Why would you do that? Do you hate joy? Laughter? Rationalizing debilitating drinking problems? Get outta my country!
Pass the moose knuckle,
- The Superficial
“Dude, you’ve had it long enough. It’s my turn to play with the dick”
“No! Mine!”
“No! ME! Give. Me. The. Dick!”
“My dick! MINE!!”
It pretty much just goes on and on like that for about an hour.
Went downhill right after wifey. Yikes.
13…..dat’s numberwang !!!!
Nice!!
I wish they’d play more Mitchell and Webb, I miss that show.
13 inches is what she likes inside??
MJ + Maucaulay Caulkin part deux?
Master of Aikido?
More like master of Wing Chun…… All day buffet.
1 mwah ha-ha-ha-ha! 2 mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! 3 mwah ha-ha-ha-ha-!
no gay overtones there; no SIR
that gal looks just plain creepy, like some sort of alien
these two guys suck..and their music is total crap too…
So when are we going to see an Urrsher/Bieber sex tape leaked?
No idea who this guy is.
Now that’s the worst disguise ever. That guy’s gotta be an alien
damnit……………BeeWeeBieber’s doll was broke.
Usher: “And here’s my ghetto homeboy, Justin Bieber y’all!”
Justin: “Uh, Usher, I actually grew up in an upper-middle class family in peaceful Stratford, Ontario”
Usher: “So? You tellin’ me there ain’t no po’ people there?”
Justin: “Well, there were a few lower-income families that couldn’t afford tickets to the Stratford Festival…”
Usher: “Well, there you go man! You grew up in a bordeline Ghetto! Represent!”
Justin: “Oh yeah… I never thought of it that way! Coolio! Fist-bumps?”
Pierce Brosnan as James Bloat
in
“You Only Eat Once”
ESO ESTA BIEN :) DOS GRANDE ARTISTA….
Mickey is seen here wearing the “Mickey’s Saturday Afternoon Stroll” ensemble from the new ‘Rourke Collection’ available exclusively at Sears.
If Justine Bieber had more makeup on, he’d be in drag.
Talk about a Freudian slip. I intended to write Justin, not Justine.
What’s that religion where the followers must wear sweat pants and are forbidden from combing their hair?
“…going home….”
this ‘chick’ looks like that Juwanna Man dude — hmmm… suspect…
I think he’s a prop, glass eyes, frozen arm, he stands out front of clubs and washouts can pose with him after they pay the photographer
No blazer could ever hold in that much douchebag
It’s your mom! No literally, it is your mom, circa 1954.
I for serious thought this was Kathy Griffin, but I couldn’t see a bulge so I realized I was mistaken.
“Are you black? No, I’m black! Pull up your damn pants boy!”
I love pudding!
Blob, James Blob
“Well I’ll be damned, the head really IS shaped like a maple leaf”
Check it out, my tongue turned green, dudes! um, is that like, serious?
uh huh, i lost my two fronts teefs! I ated them!
CONFIRMED: Mystery man is actually stolen mannequin from Sears!
How sad…Brosnan is finally taking after his wife and her love affair with cinnebons…bond has left the building.
Put a bra on!!!!!!
Well, I guess we know where Anton gets his fashion advice from…
“I said no teeth, NO TEETH!”
Chop, Pork Chop.