The Crap We Missed – Thanksgiving Eve
“Now there’s a tender holiday moment.” – Jerry Sandusky
Welcome to a Thanksgiving Eve edition of The Crap We Missed where I’m not going to lie to you, we seriously scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard to eek out this post out, goddamn Donkey Kong tried to throw us at Mario. (Also, scraped from the bottom today? Jokes!) Not to mention there are two Justin Bieber pics in today’s gallery because you really can’t expect us to make such hard decisions right before a major holiday. Why would you do that? Do you hate joy? Laughter? Rationalizing debilitating drinking problems? Get outta my country!
Pass the moose knuckle,
– The Superficial