The Crap We Missed – Thanksgiving Eve

November 23rd, 2011 // 363 Comments

“Now there’s a tender holiday moment.” – Jerry Sandusky

Welcome to a Thanksgiving Eve edition of The Crap We Missed where I’m not going to lie to you, we seriously scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard to eek out this post out, goddamn Donkey Kong tried to throw us at Mario. (Also, scraped from the bottom today? Jokes!) Not to mention there are two Justin Bieber pics in today’s gallery because you really can’t expect us to make such hard decisions right before a major holiday. Why would you do that? Do you hate joy? Laughter? Rationalizing debilitating drinking problems? Get outta my country!

Pass the moose knuckle,

- The Superficial

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  1. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
    fattymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dude, you’ve had it long enough. It’s my turn to play with the dick”
    “No! Mine!”
    “No! ME! Give. Me. The. Dick!”
    “My dick! MINE!!”

    It pretty much just goes on and on like that for about an hour.

  2. Pierce Brosnan Shirtless Gut Bathing Suit
    AnnaDraconida
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    Went downhill right after wifey. Yikes.

  3. Taylor Swift
    Jon and Kate plus Hate
    Commented on this photo:

    13…..dat’s numberwang !!!!

  4. Taylor Swift
    =0
    Commented on this photo:

    13 inches is what she likes inside??

  5. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
    Ilovechildren
    Commented on this photo:

    MJ + Maucaulay Caulkin part deux?

  6. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    PandaThunder
    Commented on this photo:

    Master of Aikido?

    More like master of Wing Chun…… All day buffet.

  7. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    Twizlah
    Commented on this photo:

    1 mwah ha-ha-ha-ha! 2 mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! 3 mwah ha-ha-ha-ha-!

  8. Mama Pinkus

    no gay overtones there; no SIR

  9. Taylor Swift
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    that gal looks just plain creepy, like some sort of alien

  10. candy man

    these two guys suck..and their music is total crap too…

  11. Pu Pu Platter

    So when are we going to see an Urrsher/Bieber sex tape leaked?

  12. Dominic West Beard
    Ina Garten's Panty Shield
    Commented on this photo:

    No idea who this guy is.

  13. Mickey Rourke Duck Lips Leather Jacket Gym Shorts
    Jake
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    Now that’s the worst disguise ever. That guy’s gotta be an alien

  14. forrest gump

    damnit……………BeeWeeBieber’s doll was broke.

  15. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Usher: “And here’s my ghetto homeboy, Justin Bieber y’all!”
    Justin: “Uh, Usher, I actually grew up in an upper-middle class family in peaceful Stratford, Ontario”
    Usher: “So? You tellin’ me there ain’t no po’ people there?”
    Justin: “Well, there were a few lower-income families that couldn’t afford tickets to the Stratford Festival…”
    Usher: “Well, there you go man! You grew up in a bordeline Ghetto! Represent!”
    Justin: “Oh yeah… I never thought of it that way! Coolio! Fist-bumps?”

  16. Pierce Brosnan Shirtless Gut Bathing Suit
    old Q new Q
    Commented on this photo:

    Pierce Brosnan as James Bloat
    in
    “You Only Eat Once”

  17. Justin Bieber Usher The Today Show
    LEWIS XAVIER
    Commented on this photo:

    ESO ESTA BIEN :) DOS GRANDE ARTISTA….

  18. Mickey Rourke Duck Lips Leather Jacket Gym Shorts
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Mickey is seen here wearing the “Mickey’s Saturday Afternoon Stroll” ensemble from the new ‘Rourke Collection’ available exclusively at Sears.

  19. Burt

    If Justine Bieber had more makeup on, he’d be in drag.

  20. Al Pacino Scarf Dirty Clothes Son Anton
    Hugh Jazz
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s that religion where the followers must wear sweat pants and are forbidden from combing their hair?

  21. Mickey Rourke Duck Lips Leather Jacket Gym Shorts
    gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    “…going home….”

  22. Justin Bieber The Today Show
    gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    this ‘chick’ looks like that Juwanna Man dude — hmmm… suspect…

  23. Tara Reid Mystery Man
    jaded
    Commented on this photo:

    I think he’s a prop, glass eyes, frozen arm, he stands out front of clubs and washouts can pose with him after they pay the photographer

  24. Jeremy Renner
    jaded
    Commented on this photo:

    No blazer could ever hold in that much douchebag

  25. Taylor Swift
    jaded
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s your mom! No literally, it is your mom, circa 1954.

  26. Mickey Rourke Duck Lips Leather Jacket Gym Shorts
    jaded
    Commented on this photo:

    I for serious thought this was Kathy Griffin, but I couldn’t see a bulge so I realized I was mistaken.

  27. Justin Bieber The Today Show
    jaded
    Commented on this photo:

    “Are you black? No, I’m black! Pull up your damn pants boy!”

  28. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    Cartman
    Commented on this photo:

    I love pudding!

  29. Pierce Brosnan Shirtless Gut Bathing Suit
    CanuckCutie
    Commented on this photo:

    Blob, James Blob

  30. Justin Bieber The Today Show
    CanuckCutie
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well I’ll be damned, the head really IS shaped like a maple leaf”

  31. Dominic West Beard
    hazeldazel
    Commented on this photo:

    Check it out, my tongue turned green, dudes! um, is that like, serious?

  32. Steven Seagal Puffy Jacket
    hazeldazel
    Commented on this photo:

    uh huh, i lost my two fronts teefs! I ated them!

  33. Tara Reid Mystery Man
    mskitty
    Commented on this photo:

    CONFIRMED: Mystery man is actually stolen mannequin from Sears!

  34. Pierce Brosnan Shirtless Gut Bathing Suit
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    How sad…Brosnan is finally taking after his wife and her love affair with cinnebons…bond has left the building.

  35. Taylor Swift
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Put a bra on!!!!!!

  36. Al Pacino Scarf Dirty Clothes Son Anton
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, I guess we know where Anton gets his fashion advice from…

  37. Justin Bieber The Today Show
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    “I said no teeth, NO TEETH!”

  38. Pierce Brosnan Shirtless Gut Bathing Suit
    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    Chop, Pork Chop.

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